Well, it looks like the new Jodi book is really getting under people’s skin around here. It hasn’t even been officially released yet and already we’ve had to issue clarifications, interpretations, restatements and denials. I think at this point the best strategy is to issue the standard rhetorical question – “Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?” and let the MSM kill it.
King of Hearts: What do you know about this unfortunate affair?
March Hare: Nothing.
Queen of Hearts: Nothing whatever?
March Hare: Nothing whatever!
Queen of Hearts: [shouts] That's very important! Jury, write that down!
To wit, the “secret” Halloween Alice in Wonderland Tea Party in the State Dining Room: it never happened. Well the “secret” part anyway. Our official story is the party was totally transparent. It’s not our fault if the only media who choose to report on the Tea Party was the Johnny Depp News:
Johnny Depp & Tim Burton were amoung (sic) the attendess (sic) at the Whitehouse Halloween Party and apparently Johnny was very popular with the children because of his Jack Sparrow character from Pirates Of The Caribbean. It is not known yet if Depp & Burton dressed up for the Party but we do know there was some characters (sic) from The Night Before Christmas and apparently a tea party with the Mad Hatter....could this have been Johnny Depp?
And even they failed to mention that Chewbacca (the original, compliments of George Lucas) was at the party too.
JDN did note, however: “See, this is why you want to grow up to be president, kids. You get to use your status as the most powerful man in the world to have R2-D2 stare down an Ent.” Wow! They nailed it didn’t they?
And Fanpop even published a few pictures – they weren’t authorized of course, butt if the MSM had wanted to, they could have tracked them down. I mean, Fanpop is a major news outlet, right?
Our own little Wonderland
And yes, these pictures were taken in the Big White Map Room. We still don’t have any pics from the “elaborately” decorated State Dining Room that Tim Burton turned into a creepy Alice in Wonderland motif: no phones or cameras were allowed in there!
You probably recognize the Map Room, it’s where Big Guy tapes his weekly addresses, and (possibly) some (illegal) campaign videos.
So, while this new “tell-me, tell-me” book may make the folks around here a little squeamish for a few days -
- it’s sure a lot better than talking about the other things that Fox news keeps trying to whip up and recirculate; like “unconstitutional appointments,” “decimating the military,” “$16 trillion dollar debt,” “Obamacare waivers for unions (that push members cost increases off till after the election),” “Solyndra-gate” or “Fast and Furious-gate.” Just to name a few.
And frankly, Lady M rather likes the image that is emerging of her in this tome: a take-charge, in control, one-woman powerhouse running the country from behind the scenes.
Cheshire Cat: You know? We could make her *really* angry! Shall we try?
Alice: Oh, no, no!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's loads of fun!
Alice: And as for you... Your Majesty! Your Majesty indeed! Why, you're not a queen, [shrinking] but just a - a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty...! [normal size] Tyrant.
Queen of Hearts: [giggles] And uh, just what were you saying, my dear?
Cheshire Cat: Why, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant
I said, eat your *%#$&*# vegetables!
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