Comments on Michelle Obama's Mirror: iFLOTUS, uBET’cha!

Injainjuneer, He's a black, sho...

2012-01-17T18:56:13.749-05:00

Injainjuneer,

He's a black, short, angry person. Many black people seem to be perpetually angry. Even the filthy rich ones. They're still "owed" something....or something.

Just thinking.....what does dancing have to do wit...

2012-01-16T17:22:26.463-05:00

Just thinking.....what does dancing have to do with the presidency? I don't recall seeing much of that is past presidents. Is it to show how hip they are? I find it pathetic. Good grief;)

if you look at those stage pics. you have mariah o...

2012-01-16T16:48:39.845-05:00

if you look at those stage pics. you have mariah on one side then on the other side that older hoochie looks like shes wearing a sexy nightie from victorias secret instead of a dress!!!! LOL!!

Compared to her fans, she's freakin' Steph...

2012-01-16T15:22:36.098-05:00

Compared to her fans, she's freakin' Stephen Hawking, ya know?

Are they suggesting that she has an intellect of s...

2012-01-16T15:02:05.932-05:00

Are they suggesting that she has an intellect of some kind?

Grace, charm, and intellect - the trifecta ...

2012-01-16T14:10:24.024-05:00

Grace, charm, and intellect - the trifecta of bullsquat.

Tawk about lowering the standard for quality. These asshats try to pigeonhole decent folks into stereotypes while deifying the outright stereotypes that overrun this administration.

Feh, spit, and smirk....

Newsweek blasts NY Times reporter for failing to r...

2012-01-16T13:35:04.178-05:00

Newsweek blasts NY Times reporter for failing to recognize MOO's "grace, charm, and intellect. :-D
The first comment is hilarious.
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/01/16/newsweek-slams-nyt-reporter-for-ignoring-michelle-obamas-grace-charm-and-intellect/#comments

Photo after photo of MOO's giant arse shoved i...

2012-01-16T13:12:59.746-05:00

Photo after photo of MOO's giant arse shoved into the camera.
Each time she does that she makes a giant arse of herself.

The mix of vodka and prescribed pills to control h...

2012-01-16T12:31:17.544-05:00

The mix of vodka and prescribed pills to control her raging anger makes her limbs (and mouth) flop about.

Why does MOO flap her arms around? Does she think ...

2012-01-16T12:22:59.086-05:00

Why does MOO flap her arms around? Does she think she can
get that big booty off the ground and fly?

I hope MOTUS does a side-by-side of MOO and Angelina:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2087171/Golden-Globes-2012-Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-scoop-award-best-dressed-couple.html

Angelina: so chic and poised

MOO: Too much "P" (pits) and "A" action going on

He's also a very angry person. An angry short ...

2012-01-16T12:18:27.606-05:00

He's also a very angry person. An angry short person.

It looks like MO has had more work done on her fac...

2012-01-16T11:49:43.230-05:00

It looks like MO has had more work done on her face.

That dress reminds me of what Holllywooders would wear. I honestly think that Michelle feels more like a "star" than a first lady. I guess being a first lady is too dull for her, so in her attempt to gain more "stardom" she sinks the first lady role to a new low.

Well, it's an election year, so I guess she de...

2012-01-16T09:59:00.530-05:00

Well, it's an election year, so I guess she decided to try to resemble a human being, butt just for this occasion.

"realest", um, that's pretty poor En...

2012-01-16T09:57:57.637-05:00

"realest", um, that's pretty poor English. Doesn't she mean, "most authentic"? Oh, wait, she doesn't know what authenticity is. For example, where did she get those boobs?

This photo? Definitely a containment system line ...

2012-01-16T09:25:54.194-05:00

This photo? Definitely a containment system line of demarcation on that thigh:

http://lh4.ggpht.com/-uDhOTQPvaR4/Tw3H_qqI31I/AAAAAAAAXfM/aAF3pEt-Upc/C0209_MakingFirstLady_02_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800

Those Spanx be killahs!

This photo? Definitely a containment system line ...

2012-01-16T09:25:32.274-05:00

Poor Jodi Kantor is taking it in the teeth from So...

2012-01-16T08:22:09.550-05:00

Poor Jodi Kantor is taking it in the teeth from Soledad O'Brien and Piers Morgan. Didn't they get the memo that she's just providing distraction to keep the newsies from talking about Fast & Furious, Solyndra, the post-election get-Bibi operation, etc., etc., etc. ?
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jodi-kantor-soledad-obrien/

Moochelle makes me want to vomit!

2012-01-16T08:11:31.851-05:00

Moochelle makes me want to vomit!

NOW they tell us: Spike Lee (the guy who said now ...

2012-01-16T08:05:34.576-05:00

NOW they tell us: Spike Lee (the guy who said now the White House would be the Black House) is SHORT! Woot.

'<span>a woman standing next t...

2012-01-16T07:01:54.587-05:00
'<span>a woman standing next to Moo in some pics who is wearing a white gown that grabs her in the wrong places'</span>

You know, I thought exactly the same thing. That white dress was really unflattering on that particular woman. Unflattering and ill fitting. Which leads to this surprising conclusion: Michelle Antoinette wasn't the worst dressed woman at this whatever it was. Baby steps. Baby steps.

Isn't that racist? Appealing to a whole commun...

2012-01-16T05:41:49.068-05:00
Isn't that racist? Appealing to a whole community on the basis of their race to vote for a person of the same race?

Look at that seam in m00sehelle's dress right ...

2012-01-16T01:49:24.548-05:00
Look at that seam in m00sehelle's dress right at her buttcrack! It looks like it's all stretched out and not too far from splitting. Wouldn't that be historic! Or is hysterical the word that I'm looking for . . . it's hell getting old but the alternative isn't very good either..

That's a lot of birthdays in a short time span...

2012-01-16T01:44:07.388-05:00
That's a lot of birthdays in a short time span, and mine's coming up in a couple of weeks.

Happy Birthday to all of you lovely ladies! We should get together some time and make a huge batch of martinae.

Or get the cooties. Remember Cooties? My sister ha...

2012-01-16T01:39:18.690-05:00
Or get the cooties. Remember Cooties? My sister had the game when we were (much) younger.

The blacks don't want him either.

2012-01-16T01:35:17.920-05:00
The blacks don't want him either.