Comments on Michelle Obama's Mirror: Barbarians at the Gate - While the Won % Ate.

That hag, 48, she looks meaner every day. I wish ...

2012-01-21T14:13:47.086-05:00

That hag, 48, she looks meaner every day. I wish she got ecoli from scarfing down all those expensive burgers. next year, she'll be celebrating her birthday getting kicked to the curb. She'll probably go to popeye's, for the $2.99 chicken wing special, since she'll be paying for it with her OWN money.

Judging by the tunic that guy's wearing, I'...

2012-01-19T19:46:54.406-05:00

Judging by the tunic that guy's wearing, I'm guessing that's a chef with his toque.

Great link, Anonymouse. The captions are harmless...

2012-01-19T12:52:06.453-05:00

Great link, Anonymouse.

The captions are harmless until the photo of her and Princess Kate, where it says she is giving Kate tips on how to become a fashion icon. The dresses are their for all to see and compare. And Kate's expression looks like that really is what Mitchell is trying to do.

Meanwhile, I noticed the guy in the background on this. Did one of their Halloween guests really dress up as a KKK member?

wartburg, can't you close off the registers in...

2012-01-19T11:24:52.488-05:00

wartburg, can't you close off the registers in rooms you don't heat? If there are no louvres that allow you to do that you can by magnetic covers for them.

You won't believe this. Last month our electricity bill was $157 and gas was $80. We're talking Iowa in December. mr. creeper's cold-natured, so we keep the thermostat set at 72.

The outrageous utility bill is for our machine shop, which is served by an elecric co-op. The cost per kwh is triple that of the house.

What's up with her awful hairdo? And.....lest...

2012-01-19T10:30:17.032-05:00

What's up with her awful hairdo? And.....lest ye think she has improved her appearance completely, she may be covered up in an appropriate dress, but she still has a stupid clown squirt flower.

This quote from Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister ...

2012-01-19T10:10:52.930-05:00

This quote from Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird has disappeared from the CBC story on the Keystone decision, but honest, it was there yesterday. Emphasis mine:

"There are thousands of good paying jobs on both sides of the border that depend on the approval of that pipeline. And a process which normally takes 12-15 months has now carried on for more than 35 months," he said.

Oh, but didn't you hear? Keystone Killing A Win-Win (This was the original headline, it's since been sanitized a bit)

I love Raj.

2012-01-19T09:41:00.781-05:00

I love Raj.

I am going to bust a vein, from all these years of...

2012-01-19T09:14:41.900-05:00

I am going to bust a vein, from all these years of stressing over the lack of "alternate fuel," aka wood-burning, propane, or SOMETHING. I live in an all-electric condo, and there are RULZ against even a charcoal grill on the patio.

But Aunt Ester has nicer hair.

2012-01-19T09:11:32.289-05:00

But Aunt Ester has nicer hair.

Some photos I'd never seen before in this gall...

2012-01-19T08:53:05.415-05:00

Some photos I'd never seen before in this gallery - use arrows to flip through:

http://www.snakkle.com/galleries/before-they-were-famous-stars-first-lady-michelle-barack-obama-then-and-now/michelle-obama-high-school-junior-year-gc/

Some photos I'd never seen before in this gall...

2012-01-19T08:52:46.784-05:00

Hopefully she will be moving for her birthday next...

2012-01-19T08:52:26.209-05:00

Hopefully she will be moving for her birthday next year.

I do care because they have 5 chefs employed in th...

2012-01-19T08:09:26.125-05:00

I do care because they have 5 chefs employed in the big house and they get paid whether they're cooking or not. I also care about the people who may have wanted to dine out that night that were told no because of secret service and the whole entourage. I also care because she keeps telling us to not eat what she then goes out and eats. I do care because of all the money it costs us to have them leave the big house.

As for the Stoley-fueled table dance, EWWWWW!

When More is less...far, far, frickin' ...

2012-01-19T01:06:00.045-05:00

When More is less...far, far, frickin' less.

That is funny. And the article right under it is &...

2012-01-19T00:43:04.857-05:00

That is funny. And the article right under it is "Reinvent Your Life" right next to the big old reinvented face and reinvented hair of the wife of a reinvented man.

It also looks like the photographer and stylist just gave up trying to get a decent shot of her body and just went with head and one shoulder and one hand. And the shoulder and neck are covered. If she always looked like this, with this little showing, I'd be happy. They couldn't completely wipe out the little eye, though.

That's the last thing we need here, Madame. Li...

2012-01-19T00:35:51.475-05:00

That's the last thing we need here, Madame. Literally. Once they have banned all fur-wearing in Los Angeles we won't have anymore problems to solve. It will truly be paradise here.

According to Krauthammer tonight they have been re...

2012-01-18T23:42:42.071-05:00

According to Krauthammer tonight they have been researching this project from all angles for 3 freaking years. Barry wants us to fail because he despises America, and Americans.

If your pipes have dampers, your rooms can be clos...

2012-01-18T23:41:30.331-05:00

If your pipes have dampers, your rooms can be closed off...or the registers in the rooms can be closed, too.

How do you make it apparent that your fur is retro...

2012-01-18T23:38:47.325-05:00

How do you make it apparent that your fur is retro before they throw something skunky on you or have you arrested?

First the features, next the hue. By the time she...

2012-01-18T23:31:33.912-05:00

First the features, next the hue. By the time she comes back to Chicago sh'll have the Janet Jackson nose and Beyonce skin tone. But she will hate Whitey more than ever. Sucks to be her.

Such irony!! MOO on the over of More Magazine (wha...

2012-01-18T23:29:42.212-05:00

Such irony!! MOO on the over of More Magazine (whatever the heck that is) and one of the articles on the cover Belly Buster!!! I just can't stop laughing. Really, I cant!!

http://www.more.com/member-voices/your-letters/we-hear-you-letters-our-february-2012-issue O:-) O:-)

Signature scowl is priceless.

2012-01-18T23:26:39.004-05:00

Signature scowl is priceless.

She is one ugly heifer.

2012-01-18T23:25:24.470-05:00

She is one ugly heifer.

Off topic but didn't want to miss this. I'...

2012-01-18T23:22:37.741-05:00

Off topic but didn't want to miss this. I'm enraged!! If this was an R word Eric Holder would be on the podium!

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/01/17/jarrett-remarks-violate-churchstate-rules/