Red Squirrel Alert

I suppose you’ve heard the impeachment rumors:

In an almost farcical twist on the recent political debate, the Obama White House has joined the Democratic fundraising apparatus in what appears to be a campaign to encourage Republicans to impeach the president.

Don’t worry, they’re just that, rumors. I cannot confirm that they were started and perpetrated right here, at home, butt the record speaks for itself.

So I’m just warning everyone: don’t get caught not doing your fair share:

“According to our records, you haven’t chipped in to fight back,” the email continued. “Can we count on you at this critical moment? ALL GIFTS TODAY TRIPLE-MATCHED!”

And by “records” I’m talking about your “permanent record,” compliments of the NSA.

Mind you, I’m not saying there are no grounds for impeachment, just that it appears to some that the DCCC’s case may be a bit hyper-ventilated:

Indeed, why let a good “red alert” crisis go to waste?

“The White House just announced that they believe John Boehner’s lawsuit could lead to the impeachment of President Barack Obama,” the DCCC said. “We are now on full RED ALERT at Democratic Headquarters. We are scrambling to defend the President in every way we can at this critical moment.”

Then again, this regime doesn’t seem to know a real “red alert” when if bites them in the hiney.

This is just another squirrel sent out to gather nuts and take your eye off Barry’s most recent pen and phone initiative to grant amnesty to 5 million illegal aliens and Obamacare to another 5 million ineligible part time employees.

I DON’T CARE HOW TIRED YOU ARE, GET OUT THERE AND DO YOUR JOB!

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The Sacrificin’ Never Ends.

Now, Barack Obama has decreed that the American Atlas should shrug. Weary of its burdens and tired of being blamed for the world’s problems, America is withdrawing from its global leadership role. And the result, as in Atlas Shrugged, is disaster. – Powerline

So until such time as there’s a non-phony scandal that needs to be addressed, we’ll just carry on with our normal duties: fundraising, photo-ops and, oh yes, a little golf.

BO and his army of Zombies

Playing through the photo-ops

And Lady M will be helping too.

“It’s gotten so bad, they’re even trying to block the work that I do on childhood obesity, and that’s really saying something,” the first lady said.

“And be sure to put a lot of zeroes in that check!”

“There is something you can do right now today to make a difference and that is to write a big, fat check. I kid you not,” she told the crowd of about 150 at the Waldorf Astoria Chicago.

And then we’ll be going on vacation - here.

There is no end to this sacrificin’.

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The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, Barry plays through.

In case you thought it was just your imagination, it’s not:

In the Age of Obama, the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer; no matter how hard Big Guy works for the American people:

Meanwhile, the U.S. embassy in Libya was abandoned on Saturday due, I guess, to all that “tranquility” that we’ve generated in the Middle East; it must be irritating the local Islamic terrorists. Reports are that our embassy staff was evacuated to Tunisia via motorcade as the U.S. Department of State 747 was unavailable for takeoff because the Tripoli airport was, uh, closed due to incoming Islamic aerial tranquility devices.

Tripoli Airport, being blown up by Islamist terrorists bombs

Oh look! That unexploded mortar in the tarmac must be one of those “fire-farts” that Lady M warned us about: (h/t Full-Metal Spanx)

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Except, You Know, I Can’t Sing and You Can’t Dance

nMark Levin takes note of the only time since BO’s Occupation that borders seem to matter:

Specifically: when companies want to relocate their headquarters to countries that are slightly less socialistic then the USSA.

Meanwhile, as our borders are being stampeded in both directions -  “refugees” coming and corporations, who “are not people” so I don’t know why it matters, going, we carry on as best we can. Here are MO and the girls taking a break from the pressures of being the First Family by enjoying the beauty and grace of JayZ and Beyonce at their concert in Chicago. Daddy couldn’t joint them as he was in California, doing the work of the American people Democratic Party.

h/t Gerard, who knows a thing or two about beauty

Sweet couple; and that Beyoncé – what a classy broad! Such a good role model for the girls:

I assure you, not a day goes by butt what Lady M bemoans the fact she and Big Guy could have been the Bey and Jay of Chicago, except for, you know, “I can’t sing, and you can’t dance.”

…and classy

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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold

 

Did you see Big Guy’s comments from his recent round of fundraisers?

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; – William Butler Yeats

*sigh* Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to cite passages from The Second Coming in the 5 1/2 years of this blog’s existence? Who could have guessed that Yeats would be the unofficial poet laureate of the Obama years, and his poem of apocalypse the unofficial poem of the Occupation?

Another tweet from Barry’s last round of fund raising:

So why don’t I just go ahead and post the entire poem for our *ahem* reflection:

William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)

THE SECOND COMING

    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.

    Surely some revelation is at hand;
    Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
    The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
    When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
    Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
    A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
    A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
    Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
    Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

    The darkness drops again but now I know
    That twenty centuries of stony sleep
    Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

 

Slouching towards Bethlehem, where things fall apart.

Ah yes, being “exceptional” is such a burden.

Don’t Rest On Your Laurels; Keep Fundraising as Long as You Can.

President Barry-heard-it-through-the-grapevine-Obama presented the Congressional Medal of Honor to Staff Sgt. Ryan M. Pitts on Wednesday. In doing so, he also provided him with some sage marriage advice:

Ha ha ha! That’s high-larious!

“You should try. I’m just saying, don’t rest on your laurels after just two years.”

Good advice, for sure, Mr. President.

Lady M, who was too busy to attend the ceremony in person, had some marriage advice for him as well:

“That’s right, I said drink up.”

Not that Staff Sgt. Ryan M. Pitts needs any advice from this regime administration; in fact, he could probably give them some.

Ryan Pitts’ wife and son, with Barry, guarding the family jewels.

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Everything I know, I learned on television

…except for Fast and Furious, Benghazi, NSA abuses, EPA abuses, IRS abuses,VA abuses, Bergdahl-Taliban exchange, and the invasion of our former southern border. I guess phony scandals are not included in the “things I usually know about” category.

So I wonder: does he, or does he not, know about the DOJ’s suppression of the Shirley Sherrod emails? Apparently the public doesn’t have ‘any need for access to those documents,’ which seems a low standard  for any administration, even this Won, the most transparent ever.

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“Go ahead, punk, make my day.”

I’ve heard from tons of people regarding yesterday’s  “What’s Your Superpower” post. Some who previously hadn’t realized they possessed superpowers, like HHS.

Until they read my blog, HHS had contended they had “no legal authority to exclude the U.S. territories from ObamaCare.” Then (ahem) upon “reflection” HHS:

discovered new (super) powers after "a careful review of this situation and the relevant statutory language," that enabled them to 'selectively exempt' American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, Northern Mariana Islands, and Virgin Islands from Obamacare.

Most impressive, as up till now only Barry and DOJ were allowed to circumvent the law of the land.

Unfortunately, somebody showed Lady M my poster of her superpower. And while she liked the photo, she denied the superpower I attributed to her. So I thought I’d try again:

I suppose I’ll hear from her about this one too, butt let me know which you like best.

Oh, and I also got some international reaction. In fact, Pooty himself weighed in on the meme with this:

He attached a personal note saying “We don’t need no stinkin’ superpowers.” I think that’s technically known in international circles as “taunting,” although I don’t think it’s against the law in Russia.

“Go ahead, punk, make my day.”

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