The Crying Game: New Rules

If you haven’t already read my post Tomorrow’s Post Today…Because It’s Time to Panic please do so, as it contains important information that you need to disseminate to everyone you know or can otherwise reach. Doug Ross is all over it, and you should be too. Everyone needs to hammer their duly elected representatives with cries of genuine outrage and threats of withholding funds and votes if they fail to do the bidding of we the people. And if that doesn’t work…well, we will cross that bridge when we come to it.

So here’s the plan, once all the Zombies are on the bridge, blow it up!

We need new infrastructure any way.

Now then, as we prepare for Netanyahu’s speech tomorrow [ed. if you haven’t read Clarice’s excellent American Thinker article from yesterday it provides an excellent albeit chilling historical parallel] I would like to bring to your attention an event that didn’t get its due as everyone was focused on CPAC and a news report that Big Guy threatened to shoot down Israeli jets on a mission to take out Iranian nukes. (No comment from the Harf at State regarding that one, yet butt it’s bound to be good.)  

Anyway, I’m speaking of course about the unveiling of Eric Holder’s official portrait at the Department of Justice last Friday:

Official portrait of the country’s first black Attorney General, also the first AG to hold both Congress and the American people in contempt

The unveiling of the portrait (which, imho, has a wee bit too much ochre) along with the Attorney General’s imminent departure was simply overwhelming for both men. They were both moved to tears.

Common guys, hold it together. You can still have play dates after Ricky moves.

“You know, having good men in positions of power and authority, willing to fight for what’s right, that’s a rare thing, said Obama. [ed. No kidding.]

“That’s a powerful thing. It’s something that shapes future in ways we don’t even understand. We don’t always imagine,” he concluded, wiping away a tear. [ed. Oh, some of us understand, and don’t even need to use our imagination.] Video here

So let’s have a little recap of people who have touched BO emotionally during his presidency:

People whose lives/deaths have moved Big Guy to tears:

• Eric Holden
• Trayvon Martin
• Michael Brown
• Teddy Kennedy

• Nelson Mandela, and, of course,
• Himself!

 Moved to tears while addressing his staff after the Won won again in 2012

And then there are those people whose lives/deaths did NOT bring Obama to tears:

• Border Agent Brian Terry
• Ambassador Chris Stevens
• Tyrone Wood
• Sean Smith
• Glen Doherty
• Margaret Thatcher
• American Sniper Chris Kyle
• Andrew Breitbart
• James Foley
• Steven Sotloff
• Peter Kassig

I may be wrong, butt the only image on my hard drive of former President George W Bush crying was at the presentation of the Medal of Honor to the mother of deceased Marine, Jason Dunham.

Jason’s mother, Deborah Dunham, and President Bush share a tear.

Butt things have loosened up a bit around here since our first historic black president took office.

Mommy! Fox News touched me again!

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Tomorrow’s Post Today: Because It’s Time To Panic!

This is tomorrows post, today. Why? Because now it’s time to panic; we can’t wait for Rush to let us know. So troops, get your Breitbart on NOW!

Our government is plotting against us, its own citizens. They are doing so covertly, stealthily,and fraudulently.

We begin with a summary from The Independent Sentinel, which is based on Mark Levin’s interview (below) with Susan Payne, from WCBM radio, Baltimore. She was invited – inadvertently, I surmise -  to listen in on conference calls conducted by representatives of the White House, Cabinet members and various immigrant groups to gather information for a report due to the President by this month:

Cecilia Munoz, director of the White House Domestic Policy Council, and 16 members of the White House cabinet were on the first call. White House officials were on all three calls.  What Ms. Payne learned needs to be immediately shared with Congress and the public.

The White House has plans to legalize 13 to 15 million illegal immigrants who will then establish a “country within a country.”

The “Task Force of New Americans” and the “Receiving Communities” are part of a plan by the Obama administration to develop a “country within a country” which will eventually form a new, and instantly, fundamentally transformed United States.

The conference calls and meetings surrounding the task force made it clear Barack Obama is planning to legalize and protect 13 to 15 million illegal immigrants who will then be moved onto citizenship.

When these “new Americans” come out of the shadows, the communities in which they’ve been placed will be designated as “receiving communities.”

The “new Americans” are considered “seedlings” by the White House and the “receiving communities” are the “fertile ground” to nurture them, according to comments made during the meetings.

Citizens will then be pushed into the shadows as the “New Americans” come out of the shadows.

One member of the task force said they will be forming a “country within a country”.

At the meetings, it was said that “immigrants need to be aware of benefits they are entitled to”.

The participants in the meeting also discussed the fact that these immigrants would not be interested in assimilating. They would “navigate not assimilate”.

Obama’s plan is to treat the “new Americans” as refugees as soon as amnesty is pushed through.

Refugees are given an allowance, housing, food, medical care, education, and an immediate pathway to citizenship.

The meeting participants also discussed the need to convince state and local officials to give no interest loans to the “refugees.” This way we can fund our own destruction.

Listen to this shocking and frightening interview:

This is the article Mark asked Susan to post summarizing the details of the plot. Here is the Presidential Memorandum -- Creating Welcoming Communities and Fully Integrating Immigrants and Refugees.

You have to Breitbart this one, people. Andrew would want that. Disseminate the information on this insidious plot to every blog, website, email address, social media network and book club that you can. The citizens deserve to know what our government is planning to do with our money, with our country. Open borders is One World Government claptrap, conveniently adopted by the Obama Administration and La Rasa to advance their agenda. They must be stopped.

And we are the only ones standing in their way.

Help ensure the universe unfolds as it should.

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Missing Breitbart – Still

“America has finally awoken to your Saul Alinsky bull**** tactics, and we’re coming to get you.”

Andrew Brietbart, 2012 CPAC

Three years after his death, and we’re still missing Breitbart. Why? Many reasons: because he was so good at exposing lies, half-truths and obfuscation, because nobody has stepped in to fill the void. Butt mostly because he was such a symbol of what we inherently know we need to beat back our generation’s evil empires, both foreign and domestic: a fighter, a no-holds-barred, take no prisoners sort of warrior.

Because he was everything we don’t see in the vast majority of those-who-would-be-leaders: focused, confrontational, combative…and right. Breitbart burned with righteous indignation, challenging authority not by sloganeering like the “Occupy freaks” - as he called them - butt by getting right in their faces.

He challenged people who were not used to being required to explain their pre-conceived notions and heartfelt beliefs.

He was not particularly eloquent. Nor was he terribly charming. He was simply effective; that’s why he was hated.

…You can judge a man by his enemies.

He challenged the left, on their terms, on their turf; and he won.

His enemies belittled him, calling him an idiot and a simpleton; yet he could singlehandedly disperse an angry Astroturf crowd by asking simple questions. Questions they simply couldn’t answer, like “Why are you here?” “Why is he a coward?” “Why do you call me ‘gay’?” Turning Saul Alinsky’s tactics on them he exposed not only their inability to live up to their words, butt their inability to even explain what they meant.

And yet…he always knew what the endgame was. And he knew what was required to win it

You want a unity speech? I’ll give you a unity speech. I don’t care who our candidate is. And I haven’t since the beginning of this. I haven’t! Ask not what the candidate can do for you, ask what you can do for the candidate! That’s what the Tea Party is. We are there to confront them on behalf of our candidate. I will march behind whoever our candidate is, because if we don’t, we lose. – Breitbart, CPAC 2012

Butt his support came with the tacit understanding that if we support you and you choose to ignore us afterwards, well, you too will be Breitbarted. Because to the army of warriors, truth still matters.

So just keep that in mind, GOP: we EXPECT you to make enemies, not nice.

Hope n’ Change

And if you fail us, you WILL be Breitbarted. I promise.

Celebrate Andrew Breitbart’s Life

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"So you're all astronauts on some sort of... star trek?"

Surely there’s some significance in the fact that Leonard Nimoy’s death intersected precisely with the death of the Internet as we know it. And even if not, it might serve as a good opportunity to review another timeless intergalactic morality play about an Emperor who ruled the universe by fiat. Spoiler Alert: that one didn’t end well, for the Emperor.

Death Star, proceeding according to plan 

Butt enough about Star Wars. Today, in memory of Spock’s departure from these earthly bounds, I thought I’d dedicate the post to quotes from him and other characters in Star Trek – a science fiction series dedicated to depicting the ultimate triumph of good over evil. So hold that thought: Good Will Out. Eventually. 

“She canna take any more, captain.  She's gonna blow!” – Scotty

"Without followers, evil cannot spread." — Spock

"We must acknowledge once and for all that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." – Spock

"They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. The line must be drawn here, this far, no farther." – Picard

"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." Data

“‘With the first link the chain is forged; the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.’ Those words were uttered…as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.” - Captain Picard, quoting Judge Aaron Satie 

  "Truth is an excuse for a lack of imagination." Garak

 

"Insufficient facts always invite danger." — Spock,

 

Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected, in this case I would think interesting would suffice.” — Spock

 

"Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose - and excluding that which is painful." - Spock

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." — Spock

Chang: "To be or not to be. That is the question that preoccupies our people, Captain Kirk. We need breathing room."

Kirk: "Earth. Hitler. 1938."

And although this quote is from Star Wars, the other science fiction franchise depicting the seemingly endless fight between good and evil, I thought I should wrap up with a quote from Ajit Pai, one of the minority Republican FCC Commissioners, after the FCC passed broadband rules regulating the internet:

“Young fool … Only now, at the end, do you understand.” - Ajit Pai quoting Emperor Palpatine

21st century technology with 20th century bureaucratic rules and red tape: what could go wrong?

So even as it becomes increasingly difficult, remember always:

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Captain America Wouldn’t Outlaw Midget Bowling

I’ve been perplexed for six years as to why Hillary-the-Inevitable has already been deemed our next president. Likewise, I didn’t understand the Dems insistence on continually pumping up the deflated War on Women balloon and attempting to send it aloft again…and again when it clearly hasn’t been ready for prime time since the ‘80’s.

Mylar; perfect.

Then, as I was reading Daniel Henninger’s column, Captain America Won’t Save Us, it hit me: it was all part of “the deal” as I’ll explain in a bit.

You have to feel sorry for the Democrats. In a world warming to presidential politics, what do they talk to each other about? Nearly two years from the election, they’ve already got their launch vehicle in place, former everything Hillary Clinton . Fire and forget.

The one-time First Lady, U.S. senator and Secretary of State pumped up a political crowd in Silicon Valley this week by vowing, presumably as president, to “crack every last glass ceiling.”

The article goes on to explain that the other camp suffers from the opposite problem: the Republicans have more candidates for the number one slot than the Westminster Dog Show.

It’s all great fun. But there’s something a little off about the Republican presidential conversation right now. It doesn’t come close to reflecting the seriousness of the task facing voters in 2016: Elect a successor to the most catastrophic American presidency in over 80 years. And it ain’t over yet.

Instead of offering an anxious electorate a recognizable alternative to this status quo, the Republicans look like they’re obsessed with discovering Captain America.

Okay…I’m good with that

We’ll get back to that, butt I still couldn’t get past the first two paragraphs about Hillary being a slam-dunk:

I said “dunk”

Why can’t Republicans be more like Democrats? The Dems have been planning for winning the 2016 election since 2008. In fact it was part of winning the ‘08 election; “the deal” between the Clintons and the Obama camp. When it became obvious that BO had somehow out-charmed the lovely Hillary with the press, that he was going to win the nomination and go on to be deigned America’s first real black president, the deal with the Clintons was struck. In return for their support Hillary would not only get the Secretary of State position to develop her foreign affairs bona fides, butt the O-camp would spend the next 8 years ginning up the “war on women” machine to such a fevered pitch that by the time Hilz ran the country would be as emotionally attached to the idea of breaking through that imaginary “glass ceiling” to elect the country’s first Magic Female president as they had been to elect the first “Magic Negro.”

So don’t expect the Republican’s War on Women!^® to go away anytime soon. 

Mr. Henninger goes on to explain that in normal times it might not matter how the Republicans - without a coherent message or strategy – go about selecting a candidate; butt these are definitely NOT normal times:

The task that Barack Obama is dumping on the next U.S. president, of either party, is overwhelming.

Here’s the job description: Needed, a U.S. president able to confront a world in chaos, rebuild shattered alliances, revive the country’s demoralized intelligence services and senior officer corps, manage foreign and domestic demands with a budget that will be drained for years by fantastically expensive debt servicing, and along the way restore public faith in an array of deeply politicized federal bureaucracies—Justice, HHS, EPA, Labor, Internal Revenue, the NLRB, FCC, EEOC, even the Federal Reserve.

That - plus allowing Iran to go nuclear, ignoring the nation’s immigration laws and ruining our health care system by cramming ObamaKare down our throats – pretty much summarizes the things that most everyone here is so frustrated about. And it also explains our current state of mind regarding the team that can’t shoot straight, which of course doesn’t matter if the whole team’s going to form a circular shooting squad anyway.

So what to do? Unfortunately Mr. Henninger leaves us hanging, lamenting that it’s up to the “big donors” to dictate real policy to the candidates. Are you kidding! That’s exactly what gave us the current regime! And if Hillary turns to her “big donors” to dictate policy, that glass ceiling she just smashed through is very likely to leave some nasty marks:

"She tweets about women's rights in this country and takes money from governments that deny women the most basic human rights.” – Carly Fiorina, CPAC February 26

So I’m afraid this time I can’t take Mr. Henninger’s advice. I’m going to continue to look for Captain America, because he/she’s out there, and just trust me: it ain’t Jeb Bush. (h/t Gerard)

Why did Jeb Bush outlaw dwarf tossing? Jobs, Jobs, Jobs! 

So sure, it would be nice if the Republicans could get their act together, butt until they do I suggest we continue to analyze all the balloons they’re floating:

There’s sure to be one that can float our sinking boat.

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Non-Partisan Existentialism Explained

What better way to start your day than with a video of our Secretary of State criticizing Prime Minister Netanyahu for “profoundly forward leaning” with respect to Bush’s war against Iraq? You know, the war that Jean Carré was for before he was against?

“Actually, for the record, George W. Bush won that war. Barack Obama lost it to ISIS.” – Gateway Pundit

Meanwhile, Susan Rice was on PBS telling Charlie Rose how “destructive” BiBi’s upcoming address to Congress will be to the US-Israel relationship:

“There has now been injected a degree of partisanship, which is not only unfortunate, I think it’s destructive of the fabric of the relationship.”

You know what else is destructive to the fabric of a relationship? Not supporting an ally against an enemy who has repeatedly threatened its annihilation. You know, one of those fundamentally  “existential” threats that Big Guy doesn’t believe exist in the Age of Obama (aside from Global Warming).

“Death to Israel” sentiment in Tehran on Revolution Day, 2015

Or even more destructive to the relationship: in addition to “not supporting” your ally you are actively working to arm their arch-enemy with a nuclear bomb.

And here’s another thing that, normally, would be destructive to a relationship in the middle of negotiating a nuclear deal:

Iran blows up U.S. battleships in non-partisan effigy during naval war exercises earlier this week.

Okay, it was just a model of our battleship Nimitz, butt still: I’m concerned that the people we are negotiating with appear to be only slightly less delusional than our own chief negotiators.

SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY: And frankly – and last thing, this is counterintuitive but it’s true: Our citizens, our world today is actually, despite ISIL, despite the visible killings that you see and how horrific they are, we are actually living in a period of less daily threat to Americans and to people in the world than normally— less deaths, less violent deaths today than through the last century. And so even the concept of state war has changed in many people’s minds, and we’re seeing now more asymmetrical kinds of struggles.

I think we can all agree on the Ass-ymmetrical part.

There are currently active FBI investigations of ISIS aspirants in all 50 states.

So don’t worry; those non-Islamist young Jihadi-jobseekers are just practicing their non-terrorist “asymmetrical kind of struggles” around the globe. And you are now safer than you’ve ever been – statistically speaking, which is the only way delusional people like Secretary of State Jean Carré speak.

And speaking of lies and statistics reminds me - can we now get on with our War on Global Warming? Everybody knows that’s the only real existential threat we face.

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Coming Soon: Free Internet!

As Yael Abergel pointed out to us yesterday, Lady M enjoyed dinner with friends at Rose’s Luxury Restaurant – where according to the owner they ordered “pretty much the whole menu.”  So just to clarify: “#Gimme5” technically means “gimme 5 of everything!”

And amazingly, people are still talking about the incredible acting skills that MO and BO displayed in the Lets Move! video. What, they just noticed?

“Lucy, I’m home!”

Apparently this theme has legs, although thankfully we didn’t see them:

Get your Diane von Furstenberg Gracie mini striped wrap dress for only $500

And since the Lucy and Desi pilot went so well I understand we are planning a whole comedy series in which MO and BO will explain other important schtuff to our low-fo voters. Next up will be our take on why the “monumental bare-faced power grab for control of the Internet” is good for you. Like ObamaKare, I understand it will be written and performed as a fairy tale:

Butt Jonathan Gruber’s cameo has been cut.

Here’s a peak at the story board:

“So here is prince Barack, at the tech city gates, demanding the keys. Not that he will know what to do with it after obtaining them.  But possession of the bauble is in the first instance enough.”

You should read the whole thing. It’s a morality play.

“Regulation is an absorbing state  like the Hotel California.  You can try to check out any time you like, but once inside you can never really leave.  Three hundred pages of regulation will become 301 … 302 … A new administration might slow down the rate of growth, but it can never reverse it.”

7 feet high, and growing

Oh, you want to know the moral? Spoiler Alert! It’s the same as ObamaKare: it’s free, butt you still can’t afford it.

Because there really isn’t any such thing as a free lunch. Or if there is, it’s not going to be anything you want to eat.

Right Lady M?

Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

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