Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Let’s Try Something New, Let’s Go Left

Tonight Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders (along with others too small to mention) take to the stage for a “debate” being held at the Winn in Las Vegas. I note that CNN has been clear that they will not be pitting one candidate’s position against another. I rather thought that was the purpose of presidential debates.

debate arguments

Butt I guess that format is considered a micro-aggression in Democrat debates, as it’s based on a debate structure invented by old white imperialists. (note: this rule does not apply to Republican debates, as they are all old white imperialists)

Will the candidates be asked if they concur with Barry’s skepticism of his own Syrian strategy from the get-go?

Steve Kroft: You have been talking about the moderate opposition in Syria. It seems very hard to identify. And you talked about the frustrations of trying to find some and train them. You got a half a billion dollars from Congress to train and equip 5,000, and at the end, according to the commander CENTCOM, you got 50 people, most of whom are dead or deserted. He said four or five left?

President Barack Obama: Steve, this is why I've been skeptical from the get go about the notion that we were going to effectively create this proxy army inside of Syria.


Will they be asked if they concur with Barry’s belief that America’s role in Syria is to “try different things”?

broccoli try new thingsHey, let’s try something different! How about a nice broccoli smoothie?

Steve Kroft: If you were skeptical of the program to find and identify, train and equip moderate Syrians, why did you go through the program?

President Barack Obama: Well, because part of what we have to do here, Steve, is to try different things. Because we also have partners on the ground that are invested and interested in seeing some sort of resolution to this problem.

It looks like Putin might have devised a way to resolve “this problem.”

Will Hillary be asked to reconcile her former positions on the Iraq war, drivers licenses for illegals, the 2nd Amendment, same sex marriage and the use of private email servers with her current (whatever they are tonight) positions on all of the above?

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Will crazy Uncle Joe set aside his grief in order to fulfill his dying son’s last wish? Or will he wait till after the debate in order to avoid all of those pesky questions?

Joe Biden Barack Obama Discusses Syria EmAIgxhh_k3lSt. Joe, saying his prayers: “I hope she fails. Amen.”

I’ll be making a big bowl of popcorn to enjoy while watching this matchup of the brainiacs.

go leftNotes from Hillary’s debate prep book

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Monday, October 12, 2015

Amerika: Blowing in the Wind Since 2009

I have a very hectic week ahead, so I’m going to have to leave you (mostly) to your own devices. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Here’s today’s assignment: Big Guy’s interview on 60 Minutes – is delusion the new leadership?

President Barack Obama: “America is a safer place.”

illegalVotesMaking America safer since 2009

Steve Kroft: A year ago when we did this interview, there was some saber-rattling between the United States and Russia on the Ukrainian border. Now it’s also going on in Syria. You said a year ago that the United States– America leads. We’re the indispensible nation. Mr. Putin seems to be challenging that leadership.

President Barack Obama: In what way?

putin plays chess with his pigeonUh…every way?

Steve Kroft: He’s challenging your leadership, Mr. President. He’s challenging your leadership–

President Barack Obama: Well Steve, I got to tell you, if you think that running your economy into the ground and having to send troops in in order to prop up your only ally is leadership, then we’ve got a different definition of leadership. My definition of leadership would be leading on climate change, an international accord that potentially we’ll get in Paris.


global_warming_name_changesFinally: a challenge that we can effectively lead from behind on.


President Barack Obama: My definition of leadership is mobilizing the entire world community to make sure that Iran doesn’t get a nuclear weapon.

ct-michelle-obama-christens-uss-illinois-20151010I’m afraid that ship has already sailed.


No need to worry - “we are on correct path comrades.”


blowin in the wind bo-tie nfl superbowl champsAmerika: blowing in the wind since 2009

UPDATE: Happy Columbus Day; here’s Dewey From Detroit’s perennial favorite “Goodbye Columbus”

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Sunday, October 11, 2015

A Tiger Never Changes It’s Stripes.

Remember the dress that broke the internet?


Is it white and gold, or blue and black? Concerned citizens demanded to know the truth.


Oddly enough, it turned out to be black and blue, and the white and gold version that so many people saw was simply a manipulated image.

Well, I think it’s happening again:

hillary striped jacket

What color is this jacket? Gold, beige and black? Silver, gold and navy? Orange black and brown? Again, concerned citizens demand to know. So let’s get a clarification:

MSM: Mrs. Clinton, what color is you jacket?

Hillary Clinton: Why? What color do you want it to be?

hillary suits

So there you have it, right from the horse’s mouth, so to speak; the jacket is, and will be, whatever you need it to be.

hillz coat

Because a tiger never changes it’s stripes.

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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Why Are You All So Cynical?

It’s not often that you come across an article that is concise, insightful, and useful. Jon Gabriel at Ricochet has managed all that – and he put it into a handy chart (The Media Narrative Chart for reporting violent crime). A laminated copy would make a nice gift for any current or aspirational members of The Future Journ0lists of America club.

This single chart serves as the equivalent of a masters degree from any one of America’s foremost J-schools.


That certainly begins to explain our fascination with the size of Kim Kardashian’s butt doesn’t it?

kardashian butt.2jpg

Butt back to the chart: for any budding journOlists who may still be confused about the old school attribute of objectivity once considered a requirement for those who chose the reporting profession, Mr. Gabriel provides some helpful clarification:

Remember that the job of the Objective Journalist™ is not to tell the audience what happened, but to expand the event into an indictment of Western culture.

At the rate things are proceeding, I predict all of Western civilization will be not only indicted, butt tried, convicted and executed for crimes against humanity before Barry leaves office.

calvin news shows

I’d like to nominated Calvin for Speaker of the House.

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Friday, October 9, 2015

It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

We don’t know exactly what happened, all we know is that the attack left at least one man down.

By all accounts it was an “alcohol fueled” incident related to “nightlife”  shenanigans. Little is known about the perpetrators at this point butt apparently there had been a confrontation between the two groups earlier.

Early reports indicate that the wounds, while serious, do not appear to be life-threatening to the body.

Even so the whole affair is enough to make a grown man cry.

120712_boehner_crying_gavel_ap_328_605I sure hope they clear this mess on Capital Hill up quickly so we can get back to waging the war on terror (at least I think we’re still waging the war on terrorism.) However, this distraction is just unnerving. In fact it brought many members to tears:

“It is total confusion — a banana republic,” said Rep. Peter King (R-N.Y.), a Boehner ally, as he recounted seeing a handful of House Republicans weeping Thursday over the downfall of McCarthy and the broader discord. “Any plan, anything you anticipate, who knows what’ll happen. People are crying. They don’t have any idea how this will unfold at all.”

Which I think speaks volumes to why it really is time for the old sot rot to leave.


In other news: Airman 1st Class Spencer Stone is recovering from multiple stab wounds inflicted by either two or five men who may or may not be Asian. No relation to terrorism. So move along and enjoy your “Nightlife.”

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Thursday, October 8, 2015

The Only Gun Law That Will End Mass Shootings

What does Barack Hussein Obama wish to achieve by politicizing mass shootings?  “Safe and sane gun laws? What are they? For a lot of progressives it entails a “a gun-free society.” 

I know I’m going to sleep better, now that Hilz has finally stated her position on gun control: she thinks it’s time for responsible gun-owners to 'take back' the 2nd amendment from those dangerous, nut-job extremists in the NRA. And she does this while managing to squeeze out a few tears (just to prove her humanity).

And just in case you don’t think she’s willing to take on the NRA, let me assure you she is; `

I predict this clip will be as infamous as the “I am sick and tired” rant back in the 2008 campaign.

She’s willing to do what-ever-it-takes to get some “common sense” gun control around here: she’ll even take on the Supreme Court. Nor is she afraid to use the power that BHO has invested in the Presidential Pen, if need be. And yes, that is a threat:

“I’m going to speak out, I’m going to do everything I can to rally people against this pernicious, corrupting influence of the NRA and we’re going to do whatever we can.”

Well praise glory, and page John Lennon and Yoko Ono: Hillary’s on board. Don’t let Dana Loesch’s pragmatism effect your final position:

gun control

I know a gun law that will prevent future mass shootings; one that requires every law-abiding citizen over the age of 21 to own, train with, and carry a gun for the express purpose of defending one’s self and the lives of others. Then when some maniac decides to go on a shooting spree the their will only be two casualties and the second one will be the maniac.

Butt since that’s not going to happen I suggest you get out of the way, because the Peace Train is headed toward a town near you.

peace train“Everyone jump up on the peace train” (h/t: Yusuf Islam)

Go ahead, give peace a chance.


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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

How About Them Sweet Potatoes?

I’ll be boarding a C-130 early this morning and heading west to an undisclosed location where Raj and I will be undergoing our annual hi-tech systems checks and undertaking some major rehab projects. Which is to say there will be a complete radio blackout for a few hours as we do a fly-over. 

So, while I’m out of contact, why don’t you reflect on Lady M’s ridiculously busy week:

First, her fugue in B&W minor with Beyoncé - which was billed as a Global Citizen Festival, whatever that is:

87309920 Whew! That looks dangerously close to a Lenny Kravitz wardrobe malfunction!

Then there was the girl power gig, where MO tried to convince girls to give up boys in favor of an education;

“There is no boy at this age that is cute enough or interesting enough to stop you from getting your education.”

power-of-an-educated-girl2Uh huh.

Poor MO, nobody told her it wasn’t an either/or proposition. I’m pretty sure even Princeton has had a coed campus (and dorms) for the better part of a half century, which means she could have had both a boyfriend and an ivy league education. Unless you’re LGB and/or T - and who isn’t? – in which case you could have a girl/boy; boy/girl - or any combination thereof - friend.

In any event, hooking up doesn’t seem to be getting in the way of a girl’s education these days:

In 2013, according to the Current Population Survey, 25- to 34-year-old women were 21 percent more likely to have a college degree than men and 48 percent more likely to have finished graduate school.

While liberals love to talk about the War on Women, it clearly has not affected their educational prospects.

Butt you know, “war on women.”

Then there was the Chinese State Dinner, where in addition to serving as hostess she performed her wifely duties with aplomb – here she is trying to make sure that at least BHO’s tie was straight:


Reddit grabbed the pic and challenged people to “make it funny” – as if it wasn’t – and Reddit readers were happy to comply:


And, after all that, she still managed to find time to harvest the sweet potatoes!

garden of good and evil

Wow! What a woman: that’s like bringin’ home the bacon and cookin’ it up in the pan!

And of course, sweet potatoes are good for you; especially with bacon:

bacon wrapped sweet potatoes

Enjoy! And don’t feel bad about spitting the pits out. They’re just there for looks.

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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Art Imitates Life Imitating Art

Art may imitate life, but life imitates television. – apologies to Woody Allen

What the heck’s up with Showtime?  I hope their income taxes are up to date. Did you see this, from Sunday’s premiere of Homeland?

They are going to be placed on somebody’s “enemies” list, and I’m not talking about ISIS’.

enemies list

It’s like art imitating life, imitating art. Or something.


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