Saturday, November 21, 2015

Enough of this Suicidal Religion Nonsense

Please, can we stop pandering to this suicidal ideology posing as a religion! Wait, what? You’re talking about Islam? I thought we were talking about Global Warming.

I guess in the realm of relativism and moral equivalency they might both be considered the same.

moral-abdication-middle-east-bThis could be the result of Radical Islam…or global warming. Whatever.

Prominent Scientists Declare Climate Claims Ahead of UN Summit ‘Irrational’ – ‘Based On Nonsense’ – ‘Leading us down a false path’  - Climate Depot

It would be hard to know which side to come down on in these debates because as Monty Python said, “it's such a fine line between stupid, and, uh…clever."  (H/T Diplomad) Butt I think this is a fairly good rule of thumb: where ever Barry and his trusty Secretary of State, Jean CarrĂ© go, head in the opposite direction.


Perhaps it’s the thinness of that line that makes Barry and Jean always sound so, uh…clever. Butt when your president says “people committed terrible deeds in the name of Christ,” by way of explaining away Islamic terrorism; and your Secretary of State says “There was a sort of particularized focus and perhaps even a legitimacy” in order to distinguish between the Charlie Hebdo slayings and the Paris theatre massacre, one can only conclude they are stupid.

So before you follow our feckless leaders into a battle against “climate change” I ask only that you stop for a moment and ask yourself which side of that increasingly thin line of ‘stupid and clever’ they’re on. Not that there’s really any distinction when it comes to the thoughts that “pop” out of their mouths; relativism tends to blur that thin line.

one step over the lineWatch out! That looks like a red line!

Calvin’s Dad explains Liberal relativism, in 4 panels:

calvin relativity

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Friday, November 20, 2015

Friday: Moving Day

As you know, we’ve been doing some upgrades here at the MOTUS bunker-west for the last month or so.


And finally! Today is moving-back-in day so I’m leaving you on your own again. You all know the drill: play nice,

pandas at play

no micro-aggressions, and please respect everyone’s safe space.

calvin i'm safe

Oh, and if you make a mess, please clean up after yourself.


I’ll be back tomorrow.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Our Post Presidential Plans

Let’s face it, not everyone has the temperament to be President, or a Supreme Court justice for that matter. Take Barry for example:

When talking about possibilities for his post-presidency life, Obama, a former law professor, says he doesn't have the temperament to be a Supreme Court justice but thinks he's 'suited' to be commissioner of the NBA and would 'absolutely' love to own his own team. – Daily Mail h/t Lili

Yeah, why would you want to argue about a law’s constitutionality with 8 other justices when you’re accustomed to writing laws yourself  with just your pen and phone?

And I’m certain there is a syndicate of well-wishers out there that would be more than happy to buy Barry an NBA team to play with now that he’s set them up for life; you know – you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours. Boy, it would have been a lot cheaper and less dangerous for the country if they’d just bought him a team in 2008, instead of the presidency.

And it sounds like Lady M has a post-game plan too:

As for wife Michelle, Obama said he wouldn't be opposed to her having her own talk time show.

'If that’s what she wants to do, I’m okay with her making a whole lot of money. There’s nothing wrong with that,' he said. [ed. Unless you happen to be somebody like, oh, I don’t know…Mitt Romney?]

Wow! Imagine filling Oprah’s big shoes!

9 9 2010 -B Show -25th Season, Oprah's Farewell Premier With John Travolta


Anyway, here’s a little video from Dewey’s WTF Theatre where POTUS  and FLOTUS discuss their future in the world that Barry built:

High fives, all around!

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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Don’t Worry, We Are In the Best of Hands

P3 (President Pissy Pants) dropped by the Philippines to scold his countrymen in general and Republicans in particular for wanting to ban a further influx of Syrian refujihadis (h/t Michelle Malkin):

"Apparently they are scared of widows and orphans coming into the United States of America," he said later. "At first, they were too scared of the press being too tough on them in the debates. Now they are scared of 3-year-old orphans. That doesn't seem so tough to me." – KPAX

GayObamaAnd trust me, I know tough

Meanwhile, our Secretary of State, Jean Carre, was busy trying to explain how this Paris attack was different from the somehow “legitimate” attack on Charlie Hebdo:


There’s something different about what happened from Charlie Hebdo, and I think everybody would feel that. There was a sort of particularized focus and perhaps even a legitimacy in terms of — not a legitimacy, but a rationale that you could attach yourself to somehow and say, okay, they’re really angry because of this and that.Hot Air

Cheez, as Allapundit pondered, where was that train wreck of a thought headed? And by the way, who elected these doofuses to run everything? Oh that’s right, not the Republicans.

Fortunately, we’ll always have the French: In the early morning hours they were busy rounding up and shooting some of the ISIS sleeper cells “widows and orphans” just outside Paris. You know, because they want to annihilate the West. Those whacky Frenchmen!

Butt don’t worry folks, we’ve got this! We’re still leading this effort from behind.

valerie_jarrett_obama_senior_adviserStay in line, boy.

Oh, and by the way, did you know that one of Barry’s early Chicago benefactors, Tony Rezko, got out of jail earlier this year (felony charge, nothing serious).

Tony-RezkoTony Rezko and sons

And I just remembered, he’s Syrian! Isn’t that a coincidence?

Anyway, don’t worry, we are in the best of hands.

stock-photo-7817982-broken-clockOh, whoops!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

We Could Stand a Little Transmogrification Around Here

Here’s what we have in the news today: Charlie Sheen is HIV positive. There’s a surprise. Looks like his Adonis DNA, combined with tiger blood, transmogrified him from WINNING to wasting.

charlie-sheen-slash-walk-of-fame-02 I’m Special!

Meanwhile, across the globe in Antalya, Turkey, Prezident Pissy Pants was having a terrible, horrible, no good really bad day. So bad even the MSM noticed. Now that IS a surprise!

alexander-300x300I SAID, I’m special!

Just how bad was it? Oh, it was bad:

“What I’m not interested in doing is posing or pursuing some notion of American leadership or America winning or whatever other slogans they come up with that has no relationship to what is actually going to work to protect the American people and to protect the people in the region who are getting killed and to protect our allies and people like France. I’m too busy for that.”


I know it’s dangerous butt I think BHO might need a tiger blood infusion. Because WINNING is precisely what WE are interested in, Big Guy. And it’s not a slogan.

Although I doubt that even tiger blood can transform our transformative Prezzy into a real tiger.


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Monday, November 16, 2015

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…

The recently reinvigorated JV team – ISIS-on-the-run – seems to be taking its toll on Big Guy.

bozo paper doll cut out

He seems tired and gaunt; literally a shadow of his former self.


To offset this incredible shrinking president, consigliere Jarrett engineered a photo-op for BHO with Putin:

The Obama White House is said to have reached out to Putin staffers wanting to have a quick sit-down moment just prior to the beginning of the G20 Summit hosted this week by Muslim Brotherhood advocate and Turkish Dictator President, Recep Tayyip Erdogan. It was a blatant attempt at a photo-op said to have been suggested and strongly pushed for by longtime Senior White House Adviser, Valerie Jarrett

And that would have been fine if she could have also engineered a way to keep Pootie’s mouth shut, as he began mocking our little president right after the photo was taken:

putin obama
According to sources, when seeing BHO’s image on a TV screen across the room, Putin shook his head and muttered “He’s a child…he’s a child!” in a manner that was dismissive, at times even derisive.
Meanwhile, ISIS says they’re coming for America next. And we are told to “exercise caution at soft target sites such as restaurants and theatres.” And how, exactly, do they expect us to do that in cities like New York, Washington D.C. and Chicago where guns are banned?

knife_and_fork-600x400“Don’t shoot! I’ve got a knife and fork!”

*Sigh* I hope America remembers all this when they go to the polls next November. This is what happens when you  elect a silhouette to run the free world,

bo shadow puppet

who then lets a shady character run a shadow government.

val shadows

So fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a rocky ride as we conclude the most dangerous experiment in American history, one way or another.

valley of shadow

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me


I don’t know about you butt I’m packin’ – in order to feel safe in my “safe space”

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Sunday, November 15, 2015

Location, Location, Location!

We’ve all heard the phrase regarding  the 3 most important aspects of real estate: location, location, location! I’ve been thinking about our current Middle East “refugee” problem and I think I’ve developed the optimal solution, using this basic principle.

Instead of sending refugees on dangerous journeys to locations that are already densely populated, where social services are already hopelessly strapped and they’ll have to struggle to integrate with the existing culture why not reverse the direction of their emigration?  Why not send them someplace where resistance is not futile, where society is already amenable to their religion of peace and the local culture is already acclimated to their customs, traditions and values. Why are we trying to resettle these poor immigrants in Paris, London, Berlin, Vienna and New Orleans when they would all be much happier someplace where they won’t have to struggle with cultural challenges like women drivers, nightclubs, bacon and dogs.

I’m thinking…Saudi Arabia! United Arab Emirates! Qatar! Location, location, location! Each of these countries have their own “City of Lights” that can rival Paris any day of the week. See for yourself:

Vertropolis - Aerial Perspective

Multicolored Vertropolis Towers, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia


Qatar, Doha city; not too gaudy, if you squint a bit. 


Abu Dhabi, capital of U.A.E.

riyahad night

The Riyadh Kingdom Tower; my! What a big…thing. 

And I’m certain that they would be more than welcome into the holy cities of Mecca and Medina where they already have houses of worship that can accommodate millions of pilgrims - so the House of Saud will no longer have to bribe pay other countries to build mosques in exchange for accepting the undesirable unfortunate refugees.

I’m quite certain that they wouldn’t mind taking in a few million thugs jihadis refugees from war torn lands in the region; after all theirs is the religion of peace, tranquility  and tolerance.  And think how joyous the refugees will be, celebrating their numerous most holy holidays with their fellow worshipers rather than heathens in the West.


The Haj, Mecca

And instead of dealing with the vulgar festivities of infidels in the West, they can avail themselves of more culturally appropriate amusements and diversions.

camel racing

That should keep their minds off other more, uh, inappropriate activities that are occasionally frowned upon.

And I even have someone in mind for negotiating this deal; someone who has recently visited and cemented ties with leaders in the Arab world.

mo and omar

Our Ambassador of Cultural Appropriateness meets with Omar to arrange camel races

Just a week ago Lady M visited Qatar to lecture preach address the topic of tolerance in the Middle East.

But only a few days before her visit the mosque that serves the foundation’s educational center hosted a notoriously anti-Semitic sheik who inveighed against "Zionist aggressors" in his sermon and called upon Allah “to count them in number and kill them completely, do not spare a [single] one of them.”

I’m quite certain that following her visit the sheik walked his comments back, Qatar has ceased serving as the political headquarters for Hamas, and it has reversed it’s position on tolerating private financiers of terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda.

And I’m equally certain that all of the wealthy Arab countries will be more than happy to welcome the millions of immigrants who are just looking for a better life. Because, you know, (re)location, (re)location, (re)location!


The teaming masses, looking for a better life and a better location, approach the capital of the House of Saud.  

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