Saturday, April 13, 2013


I know you remember that horrifying day in October, 2011 when TOTUS was kidnapped and held hostage.
TOTUS hostage scene copyTOTUS, blindfolded and held hostage at the Holiday Inn Express
In the early days following TOTUS’ disappearance, Big White spokesboy Jay-C said investigators “could not rule out terrorism.” “The dangers posed to the free world by this heinous act can not be overstated.” Jay-C went on to explain this kidnapping could not have come at a worse time as Big Guy’s backup, TOTUS-Too, was also out of service, preventing Big Guy from doing any public speaking.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Exploitation “R” Us: UPDATED With Traveling Music!

Let me see if I’ve got this right: We now know that NoKo has the capacity to put nuclear warheads on missiles (i.e. start WWIII), butt Congress is focused on eliminating infringing placing common-sense limitations on American’s Second Amendment rights? I guess that makes sense.

To that end, we sent out our administration’s two best experts on guns: Joey and Lady M.

UPDATED With Traveling Music (h/t: Jackie Gleason) to Honor Their Performance!

“Nobody Does It Better”: Carly Simon

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Big Brother would like to wish you a belated Happy Sibling Day.

Did you remember that yesterday was National Siblings Day?

Did you send your siblings a card? No? Neither did Big Guy. Not only because he was so busy, butt because he just can’t keep track of them all. In addition to half sister Maya Soetoro-Ng, he has so many half-sibs in Kenya that we don’t even bother exchanging Kwanza cards anymore. And besides his blood sibs, there are literally thousands more that Big Guy considers brothers is spirit. For example:

There are Big Guy’s soul brothers,


his doobie brothers:

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Party like it’s 2008! More Green Onions!

Whoa! That was a party! Part 10 in our cultural-musical programming for PBS. Funding provided, as always, by you, the American People.

“In Performance at the White House: Memphis Soul.” Appearing in full on PBS next week.

We did have a little hiccup upfront when, at the afternoon pre-party in the State Dining Room, Lady M discovered the other Queen was planning on wearing the same dress she had specially constructed for her Soul-Sistah debut at the evening festivities.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Common Sense Gun Control Tuesday

Following Friday’s depressing economic report, I see Rasmussen did a new poll that says that 54% of us no longer believe that it’s possible to work hard and get rich in America. Coincidentally, 54% of us voted for Big Guy too, presumably because they believe it’s no longer possible to work hard and get rich in America.


I guess they want government to fill the gap.

Monday, April 8, 2013

There they go again, Maggie

Baroness Margaret Thatcher October 13 1925 – April 8 2013 

RIP, Iron Lady

ronald reagan maggie thatcher“There they go again, Maggie”

And tell Ronnie for us, we still miss him too.

As I was just saying, “You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.”

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Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network

Sunday, April 7, 2013

You Don’t Know What You’ve Got Till It’s Gone

Well, it’s official. The University of Chicago (where Big Guy used to lecture on his version of Constitutional Law and where Lady M used to…well, I’m not really sure what she did as Vice President for Community and External Affairs, butt I do know she didn’t need her law license to do it) has decided to demolish the childhood home of Ronald Reagan. To build a parking lot.


What do you say we give it a send off with a little travelling music? (h/t: Jackie Gleason)

Big Yellow Taxi: Joni Mitchell


They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

With a pink hotel,