Saturday, June 20, 2015

WTF! - The Perfect Ticket

I think I’ve found the perfect running mate for The Donald: Brian Williams.

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Then the ticket would have two ids (the “it”) with an ego (the “I”) and a superego (the above “I”) – and at least one of them is not too smart.

WTF (Winning the Future)! WTH (What the heck), it worked the last two times.

FLIPPED Joe-Biden-with-Barack-Obama

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Friday, June 19, 2015

Just Another Brick In The Load…

World famous silhouettes, instantly recognizable:

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And now we have a new iconic silhouette:

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I know the load grows heavier by the day, butt carry on troops.

we're all mad here

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Thursday, June 18, 2015

When Harry Met His Sally

Goodness! That’s quite some man-spreading – Prince Harry, I mean.

when mo met harry

I don’t know what else to say, butt I bet you do. So I’ll just leave you with a few verses about sally. They’re from Robert Browning, The Flight of the Duchess:

(378) A bruised black-blooded mulberry; And that other sort, their crowning pride,
With long white threads distinct inside,

Like the lake-flower's fibrous roots which dangle
Loose such a length and never tangle,
Where the bold sword-lily cuts the clear waters,
And the cup-lily couches with all the white daughters:
Such are the works they put their hand to,
The uses they turn and twist iron and sand to.
And these made the troop, which our Duke saw sally
Toward his castle from out of the valley,
Men and women, like new-hatched spiders,
Come out with the morning to greet our riders
.

 

DV2063568Sally forth, Long Tall, um, Sally.

Meanwhile Lady M has sallied forth to Italy where she will continue to combat childhood obesity.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

The Donald: How Can He Lose?

Don’t get me wrong, I love the Donald. Butt what makes him think he can be President? Has he ever been a community organizer? “Written” two autobiographies before age 40? Taught a constitutional law class grounded in social justice?

Oh wait -

crease

He does have that crease thing going for him. And he knows how to build a dynasty.

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Butt seriously, a net worth of $9 billion and this is the best hair he can buy?

trump red white hairHeads up former stylist, colorist and eyebrow trimmer: you’re fired!

Oh, and did I mention…he’s really a black woman. the donald and the mo

I don’t see how he can lose.

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Our Trans-Atlantic Trans-FLOTUS

Okay, this is getting out of hand; first Caitlyn Jenn[d]er (h/t: Clarice) brought us up close and way too personal to trans-genders, and “Racial” Rachel Dolezal to trans-racials. And then this poor confused womyn Tweets about her trans-floorism:

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And now Lady M bravely goes where no other FLOTUS has gone before: arriving in Great Britain yesterday as a trans-Barbie:

lady M and the Barbies

Oh yes, Trans-Barbieism; it’s a real thing.

black barbieBlack Barbie and Black Racial

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Monday, June 15, 2015

Black and White Like You and Me

Welcome to post-racial America, where "reverse-passing" has become a real thing. (Thanks, Obama!) Today we return to the odd case of “Racial” (h/t Abenaki) Dolezal: the white woman who thinks she’s black.

I say stop bullying her, she has already been the victim of 8 separate hate crimes so how much more street cred do you need? I believe we’ve established the fact she’s “biologically” Caucasian-American, butt apparently in Racial’s mind she’s an African-American. As such, she’s entitled to hold the jobs that non-African-Americans won’t do: serving as President of the Spokane NAACP and Professor of Africana Studies at Eastern Washington University. And being trans-racial also entitle her to special grants, scholarships, access to special programs and all the free self-tanning lotion she wants.

If you can decide you’ve been born into the wrong gender/genders you can certainly decide you’ve been born into the wrong race. Especially now that we’ve learned that being “African-American is biological”  butt race is just a social construct. See if you can make heads or tails out of this discussion – although I warn you; even the normally lucid Tammy Bruce seems as clear as mud (no racial animus intended) here:

I thought Brian Benjamin made up the idea of race being a social construct, butt quelle surprise!  It’s a real thing:

Race is not biologically real -it is socially and politically constructed via law, public policy and social practices.

And if you can be transgendered and trans-racial I see no reason why you can’t also be trans-specious as well (as in “species” not “specious” – unless of course the shoe fits). So until further notice I have decided to be a cat. A black cat. Beware.

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Sunday, June 14, 2015

“Perception Is Reality”… Really? Or Perceptually?

“Freedom of the mind requires not only, or not even specially, the absence of legal constraints but the presence of alternative thoughts. The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities.” Allan Bloom, The Closing of the American Mind

Last week began with an obsession over the McKinney Texas pool controversy. Lets start this week with a peripheral story: when high school principal Alberto Iber made an impolitic comment on a Miami Herald online story, public outrage and redress was swift and severe; he was removed from his job.

Miami-Dade Superintendent of Schools Alberto Carvalho explains why:

“Judgment is the currency of honesty. Insensitivity — intentional or perceived — is both unacceptable and inconsistent with our policies, but more importantly with our expectation of common sense behavior that elevates the dignity and humanity of all, beginning with children.”

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First of all, “judgment is the currency of honesty.” Really? I would think that if honesty were to have a currency it would be “words” not “judgment.” Of course that only makes sense if words have meaning, which they no longer do. In fact, when the sin is “perceived insensitivity” not only do words no longer have meaning, they don’t even matter.

And does anyone else find it ironic that the agency (education) almost single-handedly responsible for removing the entire concept of “judgment” from the public forum and replacing it with “tolerance” now demands that we all exercise good judgment?

So I would advise that we all be vewy, vewy caweful with our words lest we say something that might result in “perceived insensitivity” in certain currencies. And be certain to remain vigilant: there will be counterfeits out there; currencies, philosophers and philosophies.

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