Saturday, December 14, 2019

Boris Wins: HOW DARE HE!??

The Brits: they just copycat everything we do. First they elect a guy with goofy blonde hair who wants to make Britain sovereign again:

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Then the disloyal opposition rolls out their “resistance” - which looks a lot like the Trump resistance on the other side of the pond. All the usual suspects showed up to cry and howl at the full moon.

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Hundreds of protesters have descended on the capital in the wake of Boris Johnson's election victory. A heavy police presence was seen close to the Cenotaph in Whitehall, which was cordoned off as clashes broke out

Funny how Antifa always shows up for these “spontaneous” protests.

Police were swarmed with placard waving Antifa protesters who were upset at the result of Thursday's general election

Add homophobia and sexism to the charges of racism.

Protesters clashed with police in WhitehallAnti-Tory protesters marched on Whitehall last night, rejecting the result of the general election and chanting that Boris Johnson is “not my prime minister”.

Crowds gathered in London and Glasgow last night to express their anger at Mr. Johnson’s victory. How dare he? But that’s what the left does now when they lose, whine and plot revenge. It’s like a reality show.

The mob’s temper tantrum was accompanied by speakers calling Johnson a racist (for winning) and railing against his racism (again, for winning). As John Hinderaker cogently points out, for the left It’s Only Democracy If They Win. And when they don’t it’s always because of racism.

In Britain as in America, it is “racist” to disagree with a leftist, regardless of whether the subject at hand has anything to do with race.

I was going to ask “how long before the leftist Brits create a Baby Boris Balloon, but I see I’m already too late:

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They really are running on empty, but that doesn’t mean they’re harmless.

Friday, December 13, 2019

A Throwback Thursday and FLOTUS Friday Mashup

NOTICE #1: CONGRATULATIONS BORIS! Now get out there and MBSA (Make Britain Sovereign Again).

NOTICE #2: The Democrats have delayed their historic ‘peachmint vote until more Americans are awake and watching them on television (ha!) at 10:00 am.

NOTICE #3: This is your only warning: today’s post contains photo images of she who shall remain nameless but(t) we once referred to as Lady M. If your immune system is compromised or you otherwise are feeling queasy you should leave now.

The FLOTUS Friday theme is Candy Stripes:  Melania wore them for her annual Christmas visit to the Toys for Tots event on Monday. Red and White - very festive!

Sharing a few words: Melania also took to the stage to speak to the military personnel and their children at the base

Candy stripes, particularly at this time of year, can be very festive if you wear them right. If you don’t, they end up owning you. Allow me to illustrate.

Here we have a properly worn candy stripe:

Holiday spirit: Melania Trump attended the annual Toys for Tots event hosted by the Marine Corps Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling in Washington, D.C. on Monday 

A simple white crew neck sweater accompanies a classic A-line skirt that is properly fitted and handsomely tailored with a crisp inverted front pleat sporting red buttons that coordinate with an understated slim red belt and matching boots. Sweet, but not too sweet.

And here we have an improperly worn candy stripe:


From a 2010 appearance at a Grocery Manufacturers Association Science Forum where Lady M was lecturing on the evils of selling junk food.

The first lady…incorporated a few of her favorite clothing features--in a sleeveless, striped, big-bowed pink blouse and fuschia (sic) pencil skirt.HuffPo

I think that statement sums it up pretty well. To showcase her famous “well-toned” guns MO chose an ill-fitting, candy striped, pussy bowed, deeply cut sleeveless blouse. She accompanied it with an equally ill-fitting pencil skirt that showcased her other most famous, uh, ass-et:

Like Melania’s, Lady M’s skirt also had an inverted pleat with buttons, but(t) in her inimitable fashion forward” style MO’s is backwards, uncentered and unbuttoned.

Because, you know, normal is boring:

Now mind you, the same media that mocked Melania’s White House decorations as “boring”

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…and her clothing as “weird”

are the same people who are still fawning over Michelle Obama’s inimitable style power:

Image result for michelle obama candy stripe blouseMO, in Vietnam with Julia Roberts earlier this month, is still a fashion icon to the media

And they found MO’s White House holiday decorations neither boring or weird – which I guess they aren’t if you like cheesy snow goons resting on a cloud of cotton batting while standing sentinel to Hillary’s official FLOTUS portrait.

Ho, Ho and Ho: Lady M’s White House decorations, 2016

And I seek your forgiveness in advance as this is totally catty and gratuitous - but how on earth did Hollywood ever convince us that Julia Roberts was beautiful?

Thursday, December 12, 2019


Remember when CNN was pretty much ‘Peachmint’ 24/7? That all ended yesterday when the Republicans finally got up to bat. And yes CNN, people noticed:

After airing every last second of Democrats’ opening statements plus Democrat staffers talking to each other throughout six extremely boring impeachment hearings, CNN refused to air Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham’s opening statement in the hearing on the IG report today. Instead of informing viewers of the incredibly damning facts regarding the Obama-Biden FBI’s spying on the Trump Campaign in furtherance of the Russia Collusion Hoax that CNN spread for years CNN turned to the same ‘experts’ who spread the hoax for their takes on the IG report…This is Putin-style propaganda at its finest! - Daily Wire

Others were more blunt:

I created an artistic statement in honor of this momentary triumph of fake news over truth, justice and the American way. I hope to sell it for something north of the $120k they got for that over-ripe banana wall art at Art Basel Miami. It’s the first in what I hope to be my ‘Peachmint’ series:

I’ll have to split the proceeds with Zephyr, since it was her idea. If I can get$125k - not an unreasonable figure  for a transient fruit art these days -  we’ll both clear about $10.99 after paying commissions to the gallery, art dealer and art agent.

‘Peachmint’ Closeup

I’m still working on my artist’s statement; I need to figure out how to work in a special acknowledgement to The Georgia Peach Council, York Peppermint Patties, and Duck Tape in order to line up future endorsements.

I’m already working on my next 2 pieces in the ‘Peachmint’ Wall Art series: ‘Insurance Plan Ham Sandwich’

and ‘Jello Strong,’ aka ‘Nailing Impeachable Offenses to the Wall.’

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Give It a Rest

And if you are very, very lucky you will realize this long before it’s too late to enjoy those little things.

That is all, now get out there and enjoy the little things.

Tuesday, December 10, 2019


Come on Dems, you’re better than this:

A new poll of registered Democrats has Hillary Clinton as their top choice for the 2020 Democratic Party presidential nomination — and she’s not even running.

The online Harris Poll survey released by the Center for American Political Studies at Harvard found that Clinton placed first with 21% of the vote, followed closely by Vice President Joe Biden at 20%, Senator Bernie Sanders at 12%, Senator Elizabeth Warren at 9% and former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg at 7%. – New York Post

Although on second thought, maybe you’re not –

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When the universe sends you a signal…

and you choose to ignore it, I guess you deserve whatever you get.

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How progressive: no more chromatic pantsuits, the new Hillary 2.0 includes plaid, checks AND animal prints. So toss your hat in the ring Hilz!  What have you got to lose other than a few old white guys and an Indian princess? And I’ve got just the hat for you, it works on so many levels:


Come to think of it, it’ll work for any candidate they choose.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Secret Reasons

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Are you feeling a little overwhelmed? Is the weight of the world combined with the stress and obligations that come along with Christmas beginning to unravel you around the edges?

“Unravel” Regardt Vander Meulen

E. B. White has a plan for begging off activities that you really don’t wish to attend or participate in:

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“I’m sorry, I won’t be able to (fill-in-the-blank), for secret reasons.”  Thank you Mr. E. B. White, that works quite well. In fact, I shall be deploying it today to explain why I won’t be attending the current performance of the Democrats’ Christmas impeachment play. They have their secret reasons for staging it and I have my secret reasons for not participating.

Hang in there!

Sunday, December 8, 2019

“Three Monkeys, Ten Minutes”

Be careful what you write on the internet: it turns out it’s not just Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Google that is judging you.

If your offenses are within an acceptable range you will get an Oxford English Language Dictionary .  But if you’ve  offended beyond that level you get the special Ikea dictionary.

Ikea dictionary: some assembly required

But hey, according to the IMT (infinite monkey theory) all you need do is select letters at random and pretty soon you’ll have a great post without any grammar errors or misspelled words.  Good luck.