Saturday, August 12, 2017

Please Don’t Feed the Alligators. It Just Encourages Them.

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The Deep State media/government complex (DSC for short) would have you believe that Donald Trump is more dangerous than the little potbellied pig from NoKo with his new nuclear toy warheads. Probably because Kim Jong Un has black friends:

dennis rodman kim jong un

and everyone knows Donald Trump is a racist. Of course this is the same DSC that, because they didn’t pick DJT to win would have you believe that he won only by cheating and collusion with Russia.

And although KJU could annihilate us on a whim, what really terrifies the Deep State Complex is Donald Trump: because only he can drain the swamp.

monticello dam largest drain hole in the worldOMG! OMG! He’s pulled the plug!

And if he pulls the plug and drains the swamp they know how vulnerable they will be, which is why they are fighting with everything they’ve got to preserve their safe, comfortable, benefit rich habitat.

capital D.C.

And everyone knows that endangering a creature’s natural habitat makes you worse than  a global warming denier…and Hitler.

do not feed alligatorsAll of our alligators are dangerous, and they’ve always got their hands out.

Please drain the swamp President Trump, and send them all packing.

alligatorHere’s a nice little valise you can pack all your ill gotten gains in and go home.

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Friday, August 11, 2017

“Nasty and Rotty” The Retro FLOTUS Friday edition

I know it’s FLOTUS Friday…

Melania-Trump

but Deep In the Heart of Texas linked this yesterday: Michelle Obama's 'nasty, rotty' school lunch guru busted for corruption 

Michelle Obama praised Binkle for his newly reformed school lunch program, which nominally imposed his rarefied chef tastes of quinoa, pad thai, black bean burgers, and other chi-chi nouvelle cuisine as a substitute for tacos, burgers, and corn dogs favored by children across the vast multi-ethnic school district.  In reality, they were overcharging, overbilling, and under-delivering, with the food turning out to be basically slop.  It probably didn't help that it was public employee unions executing the mess.  Of course the food turned out to be inedible and detested.

And that reminded me of what fun we used to have with Lady M’s nasty, rotty school lunches.

school lunch fish and cornUmm! Pickled herring, a rye roll and dried corn; ‘nasty, rotty’ would be a step up.

And it seems like only yesterday we were making having fun with Pink Slime and SEIU corruptocrats.

wimpy copyI’ll gladly pay you tomorrow for a slime job today

From Obama’$ New Green Lobby: Vegetable$

Lady M is pleased to announce that her “A Salad Bar in Every Lunchroom” program is supported by – in addition to the SEIU – the following organizations: the National Fruit and Vegetable Alliance (a sub-organization of PBH – Produce for Better Health – a non-profit 501(c)(3) industry lobby group), United Fresh Produce Association Foundation (a non-profit 501(c)(3) industry lobby group) and Food, Family, Farming (F3) Foundation - isn’t that 4 F’s? – (also a non-profit 501(c)(3) lobby group whose “mission” is to “work toward changing the food system in America from a chemically dependent/resource depleting agricultural model to an ecologically sound sustainable one.”) So, as proud tax payers, not only do you get to pay for Lady M’s school nutrition program once it’s been rammed through Congress – you get to pay for the lobbyists getting it rammed through Congress too!

Butt don’t forget: It’s all about the children!

I wish I could say the kids are alright, but the little children refused to eat their healthy lunches so went hungry all afternoon.

kids hate vegetables

And the not so little children were last seen being carted out of Lollapalooza in a drunken stupor. But that probably doesn’t have anything to do with an unhealthy diet. More likely it’s due to your Mom telling you Beyoncé was a great role model. My advice to Obama the Younger: more covfefe, less vodka. In fact, if you drink enough of it you might actually begin to Make America Great Again.

adult coffee

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Thursday, August 10, 2017

Who Put This Rabbit Hole Here?

rabbit watch“I’m late, I’m late!”

Today is Rabbit Hole Wednesday on Thursday, because I didn’t get it done yesterday. Today we examine the RQ Hypothesis:

red queen hypothesis

"Our new President, of course, has not been in this line of work before," said McConnell. "I think he had excessive expectations about how quickly things happen in the democratic process."

Adapt, Mitchy, adapt.

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

Or you won’t be in this line of work much longer either.

off with their heads red-queen-queen-of-hearts

Because whether you noticed or not, whether you approve or not, we’re moving at a faster pace these days. And everyone - from the President to the Deplorables who elected him - thinks that 8 years is adequate lead time – for anything.

white-rabbit-exiting-rabbit-holeWho put this rabbit hole here?

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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

NOKO Has Won The Coin Toss

north korea coin toss

NOTE: Not all meme generators contain spellcheck

Message to NOKO from PDJT via Drudge:

NOKO Drudge

See? This is why you can’t have nice things.

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And on an unrelated note: the angels will be rockin’ it out tonight.

1400003559008-GlenCampbell jonny cashRIP Glen, You’ll always be gentle on my mind

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Tuesday, August 8, 2017

It’s a Half-Hour Later Than It Was a Half-Hour Ago

It’s another “you’re on your own, just make sure you behave yourself” days as I’ve got appointments all day.

summer rhapsodySummer Rhapsody by Alice Popkorn

Just bear in mind that it’s already July August, and behave accordingly.

summer vacation

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Monday, August 7, 2017

NOTICE: You Have More Tools Than Time

Life is a wandering stream…

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and while a bend in the stream is not the end of the stream we never know for sure what is ahead.

Sometimes we simply must stop and listen to our inner voice, hoping for a revelation

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but settling instead for a moment of clarity

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that will guide us on the rest of our journey

road home harrison“The days are stacked against what we think we are.”Jim Harrison, The Road Home

wherever that may take us.

summertime country road

MOTI notes: Creeper is taking a sabbatical from the crazy world of politics so she won’t be around much until she regains her perspective. 

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And prayers are requested by Deborah’s Palm whose dear husband is undergoing additional cancer surgery today. Please keep both of them in your thoughts and prayers.

Both of these updates serve as reminders of how precious our stewardship on this planet is.

notice more supplies than road ahead2

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Sunday, August 6, 2017

So You Say You Want a Revolution

The new Bernie Bro Book is coming out later this month:

bernie-book

According to publisher Henry Holt, the former Democratic presidential candidate advises young people “to fight for a progressive economic, environmental, racial and social justice agenda that creates jobs, raises wages, protects the environment and provides healthcare for all”. Wow, doesn’t that make your head spin?

calvin record revolutions

If I understand the book’s format correctly it’s a graphic novel on how to complete the communist transformation of America. Originally illustrated by Barack Hussein Obama, this edition contains all new Bernie Bro graphics.

The book features helpful infographics and illustrations in the hopes of breaking down complex issues like income inequality, climate change, healthcare, law enforcement reform, prison system reform and student loan debt so that students know what they're up against and how best to tackle these problems. – Teen Vogue

Because everyone knows that the best way to breakdown complex issues for people who don’t read real books is with “helpful infographics and illustrations.”

Cartoon-Climate-Change-Excuses

"The current generation of young people is the smartest, most idealistic, and least prejudiced generation in the modern history of the United States," Sanders writes.

Or at least they’ve been told they are the “smartest, most idealistic, and least prejudiced generation in the modern history of the United States” since the minute they were born.

"This is a generation that is prepared to think big and move this country in a very different direction than we have been traveling for years."

That’s debatable, given the recent 8 year occupation. I just hope the kids think about this whole revolution thing very carefully before launching; revolutions don’t always turn out as anticipated (e.g. Russia circa 1917, Arab Spring circa 2010) and then someone has to clean up the mess.

revolution

*sigh* Everything old is new again - and not really in a good way.

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