Saturday, March 6, 2010

Boob Belt Fever: The Movie

WELCOME NEWSBUSTER READERS AND THANK YOU Blonde SOOOO MUCH FOR THE LINK: WE ARE EXPERIENCING SERVER OVERLOAD AND THE MOVIE IS RUNNING SLOWLY. RAJ IS EFFORTING A SERVER FIX AND WE EXPECT TO HAVE THE MOVIE RUNNING SLICK AS GOOSE, UH, SMOOTHLY VERY SOON.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. WE ARE NOW PLAYING AT FULL SPEED! FREE POPCORN AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!

In honor of tomorrow’s Academy Awards, I’m presenting you, the loyal Friends of MOTUS, with an exclusive viewing of a clip from my feature length film, MORE BOOB BELT! submitted at this year’s Sundance Festival. We didn’t win, (now I know how Lady M and Big Guy felt on the way back from Copenhagen) but we’re still negotiating with RFD-TV for distribution rights. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the trailer:

Inspiration: Gerard @American Digest with h/t to SNARKY BASTERD @ Feed Your ADHD

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27 comments:

  1. I'm still laughing, that is so clever!
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  2. MOTUS, you are a champion! Definitely Oscar quality...Keep it up, girlie! (I guess that's why Big MO depends on the boob belts, hehehe)
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  3. Dear God, MOTUS! Why didn't you warn us that it's a horror film? True, it's brilliant, but my delicate sensitivities have left me all jangly. I hope I don't have bad dreams tonight.

    I am sure you WILL win awards for it...genius casting, even though Peggy Lee wouldn't have been caught dead (and sadly, she is) in one of those monstrosities...Christopher Walken? Maybe. El Freako that he is, it might add to his image.

    Even though horror isn't my genre, I have to say congratulations for the achievement! You are destined for Internet fame.
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  4. "I am big. It's the belts that got small."

    Wonderful!

    Mrs. P
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  5. I am speechless.
    Dear MOTUS, don't give a nano-speck of dust about those people who give out Sundance awards. They just keep their eyes closed to real art. They will down in History as reactionary smotherers of real talent.

    Congratulation on your achievement! We are your loyal audience!
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  6. You're even more evil than we are.
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  7. Boob Belt, the Movie

    does sound like a horror flick

    later on...

    Return of Boob Belt
    Revenge of Boob Belt
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  8. If you didn't win, it was because you took it to the wrong audience. Think?
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  9. Yes! Anon! Boob Belt From The Black Lagoon; Boob Belt Alien; Boob Belt of the Living Dead...I see a long career here for MOTUS.
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  10. Make that second career. We always want our MOTUS to be at the forefront and Chief of the FLOTUS Information Agency (FIA). Film fans can be fickle after all and even though FLOTUS' come and go there will always BE a FLOTUS. Hopefully, the next assignment will be a breeze and MOTUS will have plenty of time for the Boob Belt saga so we'll never forget this embarrassing national episode and never allow it to happen again. Go Carla!

    And MOTUS, be careful not to degenerate into soft porn...Boob Belt Babylon, etc.
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  11. Great job, although my beloved Peggy Lee may come back to haunt you!!! Actually, I think she would love the joke, elegant lady that she was!
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  12. MOTUS,
    A cinematic masterpiece! Sequels please.
    How about "Valley of the Boob Belts", "Sisterhood of the Traveling Boob Belts", "The Belt Whisperer", "Brokebelt Mountain"... The possibilities are endless.
    Seriously, MOTUS, I just .know we could help you work up a screenplay
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  13. Hey, MOTUS, why don't we have a contest
    to come up with snarky names for sequels.

    Horror:
    Rosemary's Boob Belt
    Night of the Living Boob Belts

    Could be other genres as well.

    Could be fun!
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  14. The Attack of the Killer Boob Belts

    (sorry, couldn't help myself) LOL
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  15. Could also do snarky song titles:

    "I Left My Belt in San Francisco"

    "50 Ways to Leave Your Boob Belt"
    (MO should listen to this song)
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  16. Darn! You guys are good!
    I love the Boob Belt movie! (I almost called it Boob Belt short, but I was afraid it would give MO ideas.)
    Did someone already suggest "Revenge of the Boob Belts"?
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  17. OK, one more. "Attack of the 50 Ft Boob Belt" or the old Jay-Z Hip Hop standard, "99 Problems and a Boob Belt Ain't One".

    MOTUS, you all remember Jay-Z don't you? He was recently photographed sitting in the president's chair in the Situation Room at Big White under the Presidential Seal surrounded with his equally low-life ghetto pretenders around the conference table. And what part do they play in national security, MOTUS? Where in heaven's name was the Secret Service?

    Jay's other version, directed at HRC (99 Problems and a B***h Ain't One") when The Dear Reader was selected as the DNC candidate did not play well as "victory" music...at least with those of us onlookers for whom good taste, style and a sense of culture matters. Quelle Gutter Snipes.
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  18. To kill a mocking-boob belt?
    The boob belt locker?
    One flew over the boob belt nest?
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  19. Brilliant!! I love it. Sharing to Facebook. :-D
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  20. Laurie KendrickNov 21, 2010 07:52 PM
    What's with her handlers???   Why do they INSIST on making everything this woman wears an empire waist?    Michelle Obama is NOT the glamazon everyone makes her out to be.
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    The fashion editors at Vogue have either lost their minds OR....like the auto industry, the magazine is looking for a bailout.

    Wow..can we, as a fashion forward thinking populace, live with two more years of incessent make-shift empire waistlines courtesy of  Boob belts?     What's next? 

    Tit ties?  
    Ass ascots???

    Help us, Lawd!!!

    LK
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  21. Is the boob belt going to replace the underwire bras?  Is this what this means??
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  22. How could I *not* follow a link titled "boob Belt"? :)

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    "Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"
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  23. Blonde (Gator)Jul 12, 2011 02:31 PM
    Hola, MOTUS.....sorry about crashing your server earlier.  I found your site a few weeks ago and just fell in love with it...so I just had to share with my NewsBusters friends.

    Come visit me sometime, my blog isn't nearly as clever as yours, but I started it last year as we drove from Florida to Costa Rica, and it's evolved from there.  (Mostly food & flowers, some politics).

    http://blondephotos.org/BlondeGator/

    Don't be a stranger on NB!  We love talent there, and you, my friend, have it in spades.

    ~ Blonde
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  24. someone called her the Imelda Marcos of boob belts.  LOL....but at least Imelda had good taste in shoes!  I don't think Michelle HAS a mirror.
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  26. p.s. 
    being a tall, high waisted woman may not always be great- but I assure you it's better than you fat asses anyday. (post pics of yourself "Motus" or anyone else here.. nah, better not, I'm pretty sure that will be the actual "horror" image that will cause the nightmares)
    allow me to reiterate: idiots. 
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  27. Wookie Girlfren sure has a natchrull sense of style! Best FLOTUS Ever!!

    How she can be so happy allah time is jus un-human...
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