BREAKING NEWS: Obama To Head 2016 Democratic Ticket

Things have grown desperate in the Clinton camp. Nobody is coming right out and saying it - that’s not the Democrat way - butt trust me, the party’s Big Brains have concluded that they can not win with Hillary as head of the ticket; ipso fatso, they have replaced her with Obama.

Don’t worry, I’ve got this!

Aided and abetted by the Democratic operatives with bylines they’ve implemented the bait and switch scam.

That’s right, the DNC/NBC/MsNBC/CBS/ABC/CNN/NYT/MSM, have redirected the 2016 campaign to Barack Obama’s (aka Barry Soetero) citizenship. More specifically they’ve redirected to Donald Trump’s role in seeking the “official” Obama birth certificate back in 2011 which resulted in the Obama camp finally releasing a copy of it:

MOTUS Exclusive: Obama Official Birth Certificate

You can imagine how much Hilz hates having to ask a boy for help, butt the Democrat Cabal has determined that we really are “Stronger Together.”

Hillary and Barry: Stronger Together!

So despite Trump’s claim that Clinton started the birther controversy and he ended it, that’s all we will be talking about this week. There will be no more talk about Benghazi, unsecure email servers, Clinton Foundation corruption or Parkinson’s disease; focus is to remain on the racist deplorables and their racist leader Donald Trump.

And under no circumstances shall there be any mention of the fact that it was actually the Hillary 2008 campaign and/or a Clinton surrogate that launched the original Birther ship:

And should the subject come up, Democrat operatives – both with and without bylines – have been instructed  NOT to cite the denial of former Hillary campaign manager Mo Elleithee – who inadvertently made an admission against self interest:

Given the nature of that non-denial denial I can only conclude that Hillary is the most dubiously innocent person in America since, well, O. J..

It’s the old “I didn’t do it, butt if I did, here’s how it happened” denial.

Hillary, the most dubiously innocent woman in America. You can’t lay a hand on her.

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Michelle’s Basket of Deplorables

“Mrs. Obama’s steps into the campaign spotlight underscore her transformation from a once-reluctant political spouse into a confident public figure…

But this week, Mrs. Obama will wade into the campaign fray on behalf of Hillary Clinton, putting her broad popularity

and reputation for authenticity

to work for a candidate who has suffered from a lack of both.”  NYT

 

“Obama has created a valuable brand for herself since she moved into the White House, nurtured all these years by being very judicious in her choice of public events and interviews.” - Chicago Sun Times

Here’s Lady M’s most recent, judicious choice of public events: shopping at CVS (authenticity!) with Ellen:

Where they worked a coin machine (checkout the broad popularity!) 

figured out how to open a box of wine (authenticity!)

Wine in a box; for the rubes. How cute!

and had a Bernie sighting:

And sorry, if you were planning on Lady M steppin’ in for Hilz should she have an unfortunate relapse of her non-contagious  pneumonia, forget about it. MO’s got much bigger plans: hello Hollywood! I’m ready for my close-up!

She’s been under the tutelage of the best role model for the “girls”  for years now:

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So stepping out in this Gucci (Bey’s designer-of-choice for her “Formations” video) frock constructed of fabric representing the allegorical La Carte de Tendre was a stunning statement: The Lake of Indifference, The River Inclination - Tender On Esteem! How clever! How authentic!

“The enormously popular and much imitated Carte de Tendre...became a symbol for the politically and culturally independent, aristocratic salonnières '”

'in this geography of sentiment the personal is indeed political...placing the female prerogative at the center of civilization'

My advice: drop that frock in the basket of deplorables and send it off to the Salvation Army.

Lady M’s endless basket of deplorables

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Listen Up Blue Dogs: We’re #StrongerTogether

Don’t tell me that Hillary doesn’t have the strength to carry this campaign to completion. She has the strongest arms money can buy:

“#Stronger Together” or “Two Men and a Cluck” Concept h/t to G-depolorable-W; p-shopping by Raj

And if you’re concerned about the media cover-up of Hilz obvious health problems, just add it to the other 50 Disgusting Hillary Facts Legacy Media are Hiding From You.

With the Clintons it’s always the same old thing.

And it’s always a lie. And I think we all know how lies leave spots on your milk bottle.

Picture image Doug Ross

In other news, Ford announced yesterday that they plan on moving all of their car production to Mexico over the next 2 or 3 years. Donald Trump, touring the Flint, MI water facilities where the water crisis began had this to say:

"It used to be, cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. Now, the cars are made in Mexico and you cannot drink the water in Flint.”

Ford: Making Mexico Freight Again

I think I hear the Blue Dog Democrats howling.

They’re tired of eating scraps

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"Mein Führer...! I can walk!!"

Here’s an article that accurately summarizes the state of media affairs in America (and by affairs, I mean “illicit”): CNN’s Christiane Amanpour Formally Comes Out as Pro-Hillary, Anti-Journalism.

Serving only as video confirmation that 1) sexism is the new racism, 2) the media is snugly in bed with Hillary and 3) the media condones lying to the public as long as it is them doing the lying. All of which led to this Tweet.

Narrative has gone from "Hillary is perfectly healthy, stop being sexist" to "FDR had Polio and was a good President" in less than 12 hours.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) September 12, 2016

Upcountywater’s twisted mind immediately went all Dr.Strangelove on us:

Upon further review however I’d have to say that upcountry is onto something. What do you think?

The only problem of course is that Dr. Strangelove was supposed to be satire;

Increasingly however, it’s beginning to look like life imitating art.

I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe!

And if Hilz thinks she’s choked up now, just wait till the next batch of emails are made public.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Act II, scene II:

Not Hermia but Helena I love:
Who will not change a raven for a dove?

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All The Fun, None of the Ambient Psychopathy

Bakken Wag’s “musings on the long ride home” from yesterday provided an insightful reflection on the value of connecting with ethernet friends in the natural world.

Once there, the angst of an internet meet and greet, privacy concerns or fear of judgement quickly fades. I’ve been to family picnics with far more tension, judgement and cliquishness. There is clearly a deep bond amongst us.

Coincidentally we were headed for a Raj-family picnic when we departed the FFF on Sunday. As Raj is one of nine siblings (#1 of 9 as he likes to point out) no family gathering involves fewer than several dozen people. With that many people - sibs, in-laws, significant others, and millennial nieces and nephews - the odds of having to interact with uninformed lefty loons increases astronomically. That’s stressful enough, butt add the three genotypes included in every family unit: 1) the obnoxiously opinionated (butt wrong), 2) the smarter-than-everyone (butt not) and 3) the inveterate button pusher and chain puller (generally their core competency) and you’ve got yourself a real bee hive. The 2016 FFF was blessedly free of all that.

So as we were cruising along the perpetually-under-construction I-94 corridor that serves as NAFTA’s primary artery from Canada to Detroit and all points west and south, we were talking about how much fun the Flyover had been. In the “great minds think alike” vein I noted that it was like a family get together minus all the drama and dysfunction. Although the MOTI do not share a genetic bond we have something equally binding: a shared value system based on freedom, justice, the American way. It’s a family thing. 

So let me just tell you that Raj and I enjoyed – immeasurably - the opportunity to meet each and every one of the flyover attendees: Bakken Wag, even though he didn’t catch any fish, Boo and Needlepointer – who have over 60 years (!) teaching experience between them, Doug Ross, whose day job would preclude a mere mortal from producing a daily go-to blog, GW, our resident rocket scientist, beautiful Noelle Bootcut Kittenpants – waiting for a long overdue break in the career rat race - hope you get good news soon,  Robin and Mr. Robin who should round up a batch of elves and open a cookie factory, Northy and Mr. Northy who run not only a first rate B&B but a great diner as well, and last butt hardly least, creeper, our den mother and constant gardener. You are the bestest, lady! The flyover could not possibly have been better – except possibly a couple million fewer mosquitos butt that’s not your fault. All in all it was, as Wags said, a fine soiree indeed.

For my part I’m honored to have met everyone and humbled to have attracted such a fine group of people to my little corner of the world. And that extends to all of the “regular” MOTI who visit and comment.

So I’ll just wrap up with a few  snapshots for those who couldn’t attend the Rock Creek, Iowa FFF. Don’t miss the next one!

The entrance sign at the Rock Creek Campground:

Robin’s cookies, as delicious as they are beautiful:

If it looks like a mouse nibbled the edges off it’s because somebody-who-shall-remain-nameless-butt-is-in-charge-of-tech-support-around-here dropped them.

Next, we have creep’s tea trolley, fully loaded (the trolley, not us):

Tea trolley and tablecloth provided by our hostess extraordinaire, creeper

On the bar behind the tea trolley is a special selection of wines from the MOTUS 2016 private label collection. It was produced by the Grapes of Wrath vineyards where all the employees are charter members of The Deplorables.

This year’s releases include a fine Sauvignon Blanc, a special Cotes du Potomac, a crisp Pinot Grigio and a perpetually popular Chardonnay:

If you examine the labels very closely you’ll note that the MOTUS seal is embedded in the design:

Do you see it? Right there under the portico? It’s me!

Since I have several bottles left we may have to hold a raffle at the next MOTUS Twilight Nocturne Lounge.

And finally, although I’m technically a gadget and generally remain invisible with the use of my various cloaking devices, I do have a few tricks I do with mirrors. So here’s a trans-image selfie I took just to prove that I really was at the flyover:

Actual mirror image of the mirror

So don’t anybody tell me that I’m not running the most transparent administration blog ever.

Should there be another Flyover you may just want to consider attending: all the fun and excitement of going home for the holidays without any of the ambient psychopathologies. What more could you ask for?

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Let Wisdom Guide Your Heart

When Joe Biden advised Hillary to “let them see your heart a little more” I suspect he had something a bit warmer and fuzzier in mind than the “basket of deplorable” reference.

Even Spengler, hardly a Trumper at heart, sees the the importance of the deplorables:

You can’t win an American presidential election without the deplorables’ vote. Deplorables are America’s biggest minority. They might even be the American majority… They’re the median family whose real income has fallen deplorably by 5% in the past ten years, the 35% of adult males who deplorably have dropped out of the labor force, the 40% of student debtors who deplorably aren’t making payments on their loans, the aging state and local government workers whose pension funds are $4 trillion short. They lead deplorable lives and expect that their kids’ lives will be even more deplorable than theirs.

So as Hillary holes up in Chappaqua to recover from her “pneumonia”  let us pray that her heart heals as well.

Can Trump save America? There are no guarantees of course. And despite Trump’s association with gambling establishments, it’s a Hillary presidency that presents the worst odds: “(the deplorables) look at the American economy as a lottery…they know the game is rigged.” The deplorables are savvy enough to know that with a vote for Hillary – either directly or by a #HillarybyProxy posture - the House odds will remain  insurmountably stacked against them. So let wisdom be your guide to lead you away from the heart of darkness.

I will be voting for the candidate who holds America First in his heart.

The all-seeing eye of God beheld our deplorable state; infinite pity touched the heart of the Father of mercies; and infinite wisdom laid the plan of our recovery. - David Brainerd

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Stay Calm and Carry On. Help Is On the Way.

If you want a basket of deplorables, I give you a basket of deplorables:

Beets. Deplorable. And if you like beets let me apologize for my “grossly generalistic”  characterization, butt I still hate them.

Representing both coasts and a wide swath of flyover America let me assure you that of the entire lot of MOTI gathered for the FFF - Bakken Wag, Boo, Creeper, Doug Ross, GW, Needlepointer, Noelle’s Bootcut Kittenpants, Robin and Mr. Robin, Upnorthlurkin and Mr. Lurkin – there is nary a smidgen of deplorable in the lot. In fact, nothing here butt fine specimens of American exceptionalism. So I guess we must be the other half of DJT’s supporters:

Although I suspect Hillary hates that half as well.

So as Raj and I are packing up this morning and heading back to our bunker I want to thank creeper for all the heavy lifting required to make this happen. I can’t tell you what an honor and pleasure it was to meet people we’ve “known” for years on the innertubes in the “real world.” Sort of like going from black and white to color.  Thanks again creep, for organizing this wonderful weekend with very special people who, whether they started out on the Trump Train or were Cruzin’ with someone else, just want to Make America Great Again for succeeding generations. I wish the entire MOTI family could have been here. You would have loved it.

And now, because it is 9/11, and because it has been 15 years since the day evil was visited on our country I am reposting my annual reminder. Because already there is an upcoming generation that has no concept of the pure evil manifested that day because their teachers are not allowed to name the evil. In fact the entire left half of the country subscribes to the “If you can’t say something nice about Islam, #JustShutUp” doctrine.

So let us pause to remember those who lost their lives in the Islamic terrorist attack on America and on American civilians September 11, 2001.

Celebrating today as a “Day of Service” or “Patriot Day” hides the face of an evil as vile as any that has ever existed on this planet.

Why we fight.

These hateful ideologues didn’t just attack America on 9/11, they attacked the idea of America. They hate the very values that made America the great nation it is, the champion of freedom, independence and the light of liberty in a very dark world.

In my wildest imagination I never dreamed that we would voluntarily surrender any of those sacred freedoms and liberties. Nor would I have ever believed that 15 years hence we would stand poised as a nation to relinquish many more in the next election.

On this somber day of remembrance let us recall not just the victims but also why we fight: to preserve the essence of the Great American Idea;

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

And let us remember as well that the government derives it’s powers from the consent of the governed, not the other way around. So we will continue to fight the onslaught of tyrants and ideologues – both foreign and domestic - who seek to destroy that idea and with it the concept of American exceptionalism.

May God bless America, and preserve her freedom to seek that blessing.

Regular programming will resume shortly. Please stay calm and carry on. Help is on the way.

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