There are 8 million stories in the naked city.
And we all know how much Big Guy loves a good story:
I call this story “The Case of the Composite Birth Certificate.” And according to Sheriff Arpaio, it’s not just a figure of speech:
Investigators for an Arizona sheriff's volunteer posse have declared that President Barack Obama's birth certificate is definitely fraudulent.
Members of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's posse said in March that there was probable cause that Obama's long-form birth certificate released by the White House in April 2011 was a computer-generated forgery.
Now, Arpaio says investigators are positive it's fraudulent.
Mike Zullo, the posse's chief investigator, said numeric codes on certain parts of the birth certificate indicate that those parts weren't filled out, yet those sections asking for the race of Obama's father and his field of work or study were completed.
Meanwhile, across town, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Debbie Wasserman (aka “Sargent”) Schultz have all coalesced around the demand that Mitt Romney release all of his tax returns, not just the ones required by federal law. They want them all the way back to his days as a – supposedly – struggling young student at BYU in order to allow their crack tax forensics audit team to comb through them looking for any and all possible irregularities that Turbo Tax didn’t catch. And to point out that he’s R.I.C.H., unlike Nancy, Harry and Debbie. That way we can get that whole 99% vs the 1% thing going again without actually having to embrace the Occupiers. They’ve proven themselves to be a tad unreliable with the “values-voters” category. That wouldn’t normally have been a problem, butt in an election year some of these voters in swing states tend to get a little queasy about all the drug use, rape, theft and general hooliganism going on in the Occupier camps. So this is a much cleaner way to tee up class warfare.
And make no mistake: the R-Words are making this a class war!
Butt the gang of 3 would like you to know that this is not a partisan position; they would demand the same from any and all other candidates as well. Other than themselves of course: when asked to release all their tax records, their spokespersons indicated that they have released “full financial disclosure required under the law.” Which I guess is good enough to qualify you for a job as former Speaker of the House and Minority Leader, Senate Majority Leader and Chairman of the DNC, butt not, according to Harry, good enough to qualify you for dog catcher. If you’re Mitt Romney that is. Or not a Democrat.
Funny, isn’t it? If someone other than Donald Trump had been half as interested in BHO’s life story back in 2008 as they are in Mitt Romney’s tax records from back when he was saving the Olympics we never would have been able to fundamentally change America in Big Guy’s image and likeness. So I’m just saying: be careful what you ask for.
Just a little food for thought: if we would have had this “story”
Instead of this “story:”
back in ‘08, we might not have this “story” now:
h/t Doug Ross
Just for the record, both the Donald and the Sheriff are still making a big stink about Big Guy’s records. And believe me when I tell you we are going to do all we can to keep you focused on the topics we choose. And, despite what you might read at Lady Liberty 1885’s blog, those topics do not include the cost of some of Lady M’s little mini-vacays.
So for the last time: we HAVE the original Certificate of Live Birth. What more do you want from us?
As I said at the beginning: there are a million stories in the naked city; this is just one of them. Want another? We’ve got more:
You keep demanding more, and we’ll keep delivering more:
Be sure to tune in next week.We’ve already got a lot more episodes in the can, butt we’re still tinkering around with a name for the series.