Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Has TOTUS been put on administrative leave?

As far as I know TOTUS doesn’t need Ambien to go into sleep mode:


and he didn’t run into anybody in his car so I’m not sure why he’s been placed on administrative leave.

I’m afraid this can only mean one thing:

“Hello, my name is Barry, and I am an addict.”Obama_Teleprompter_Incompetence_Poster1 Addicted since 2007

Uh oh: Teleprompter Rehab? Right before the reelection? What on earth are our puppeteers thinking?


That’s like asking a chocoholic to give up chocolate right before Halloween.

(Is that racist? Because I’ve only seen dark and milk chocolate witcheschocolatewitches

…butt I see more and more white chocolate hoods every year)ghosts-600x450

Anyway, apparently it’s true: they’re making BO give up his TOTUS habit:

 President Obama is weaning himself off his teleprompter.


somebody turn totus on“I just can’t quit you.”

At recent campaign events in Pennsylvania, Virginia and again Monday in Ohio, Obama spoke to crowds in high school gymnasiums and at crowded outdoor events without his teleprompter, instead using written notes.

So, brainiacs at Team Obama Central, how’s the plan working out for us so far? Do you really think we need any more slipups when Big Guy goes off prompter?

Doesn’t anybody around here remember how those pesky “middle Americans” react when Big Guy leaves TOTUS behind and inadvertently lets another little truth slip through the normal filters? Is there anyone on staff old enough to remember the bitter clingers? They’re still talking about that little “guns and religion” slip of the tongue in all 57 states!


And have they forgotten the flap Fox and el Rushbo made over Big Guy’s perfectly reasonable unscripted comment to Joe, who apparently thinks he can spread his wealth around all on his own with out aid of the government?

And let’s not forget the push back that happens every time BO makes one of those off-prompter remarks that critics think implies a disdain for that persistent and peculiar strain of American rugged individualism.

So if our puppet masters didn’t think that history began the day they joined the O-team they wouldn’t have been so surprised when BO went cold turkey last Friday and channeled Princess Pocahontas:

“You didn’t get there on your own “Somebody else made that happen.”

blago rezko friendw convictionsMaybe some of your friends with convictions?

“There was a great teacher somewhere in your life.”

the communistSome people think that teacher might have been Frank Marshall Davis

obamadavis1Barry and Frankie: minimally a mentor-mentee relationship 

I don’t know where all this is headed, butt I’m going to try to stand clear. It’s already giving me the vapors and I’m not sure my new Obamacare will let me get a breathalyzer.

There’s already been too much violence.

totus commits suicideTOTUS made a leap for freedom. It didn’t end well.

And if Mitt decides to start fighting back, it could start getting pretty ugly around here. Because I think Mitt could team up with any number of somebodies to form a more perfect union than the current dynamic duo playing Batman and Robin around here.

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