Saturday, August 1, 2015

The Dog Days of August Are Upon Us

So…the science isn’t settled after all?

Patrick Moore, co-founder of Greenpeace, explains why “climate change,” far from being a recent human-caused disaster, is, for a myriad of complex reasons, a fact of life on Planet Earth.

Of course religion is based on faith, not fact. And since Climate Change is the only religion many Warmers have you can expect them to stick to their guns and cling to their religion.

climate justice

Which is odd, since Marxists are generally opposed to religion. Butt when religion becomes this useful, they simply can’t help themselves. It’s like manna from heaven.

peoples climate march

So let me be perfectly clear: sometimes a sun spot is simply a sun spot,

sun spots_predict

and sometimes a sham is simply a sham (h/t Freud). 

I’m MOTUS, I’m a denier and I approve this message.

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Friday, July 31, 2015

Breaking News: Chicken and Waffles For Hire

You remember Sammy, Lady M’s former personal chef? 

sammy kassHere Lady M – I’ve got snacks! On a stick!

On Wednesday, the hosts of NBC’s Today cheered the network’s decision to hire former White House chef — and husband of left-wing MSNBC host Alex Wagner — Sam Kass. Co-host Savannah Guthrie gushed: “…we’ve got an exciting announcement. You guys remember Sam Kass, of course he’s the former assistant White House chef, executive director of the First Lady’s Let’s Move campaign, and nutrition advisor to the President….He is becoming an NBC News senior food analyst.” – News Busters

Now that’s pretty special, even in the age of Obama; parlaying a cooking gig into a mega six-figure salary at one of the State Controlled MSM networks. And they say crony capitalism doesn’t work any more!

sam_kass[3]Curriculum Vitae: I used to harvest Lady M’s pumpkins. 

Butt I was wondering: what does NBC need with a food analyst, let alone a “senior” one? Are they planning to abandon the news altogether? In favor of the tasty cakes business? Or are they thinking about replacing their peacock with fried chicken and waffles?

chicken and waffles

Hmmmm. We all know how much Big Guy likes his waffles.


And chicken…


Actually, I heard he was in charge of overhauling the menu at the NBC commissary in keeping with Lady M’s healthy eating guidelines. That could be interesting:

angry-cookieGrumpy Cookie is NOT amused

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

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Thursday, July 30, 2015

Hard Drive Failures Happen Everyday. Hee, hee, hee!

Chalk up a win for Team Judicial Watch. Because they dare go where no man has gone before, they are, so far, the only team that’s managed to score against Team Obama.

“These recovered Lois Lerner emails had to be dragged out of the Obama IRS, which is still resisting a federal court order requiring disclosure of Lerner’s ‘lost’ emails,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton.  “This material shows that the IRS’ cover-up began years ago.  We now have smoking-gun proof that top officials in the Obama IRS unlawfully harassed taxpayers just to keep them from complaining to Congress about IRS’ targeting and abuse.  No wonder the Obama IRS has had such little interest in preserving or finding Lois Lerner’s emails.”

hammer computerWhoops! My hard drive broke!

Butt wait! Head Coach BO just reiterated to Jon Stewart there wasn’t a smidgen of corruption in the IRS; if you have to blame someone, blame the do-nothing Congress:

“You’ve got this back office, and they’re going after the Tea Party. Well, it turned out, no, Congress had passed a crummy law that didn’t give people guidance in terms of what it was they were trying to do. They did it poorly and stupidly.”

If working out of a back office and passing a “crummy law” that “doesn’t give people guidance in terms of what it was they were trying to do,”  than Obamacare qualifies as “poor” and “stupid” as well, although NOT unconstitutional. (H/T: John Roberts)

gruber_and the stupid people

It’s widely know that tightly managed Team Obama is fully committed to WINNING! And they’ll stop at nothing to do so. They use head fakes, fabricate facts, manipulate statistics, employ deceptive practices and - when all else fails – cheat and lie.

If they were playing for the NFL they would be fined and suspended.

mobile-phone-broken-hammer-19214902Whoops! My cellphone too!

Actually, it’s hard to tell exactly who they are playing for.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Let’s Hear It For Team-Boehner! Raw! Raw! Raw!

Sure smells like school spirit:


High School Madness:  Firesign Theatre


Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) files a motion to oust House Speaker John Boehner:


Mr. Meadows, North Carolina Republican, filed a motion to “vacate the chair,” which could force a no-confidence vote by the full chamber and result in the removal of Mr. Boehner as speaker.

In the resolution, Mr. Meadows says Mr. Boehner, Ohio Republican, “has endeavored to consolidate power and centralize decision-making, bypassing the majority of the 435 Members of Congress and the people they represent.”

He also says the speaker has limited debate, pushed legislation to the brink to compel votes in a state of crisis and moved to “punish Members who vote according to their conscience” instead of how he wants.

I don’t get it; with qualifications like that, shouldn’t Boehner be running for president (el presidente, if English is not your first language)?

bo dictator2

So let’s hear it for Team-Boehner! I can’t hear you! “That’s right…rah, rah rah!”

Absolutely; Eat it! Eat it raw!

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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Social Justice, American Style. Coming Soon To a Town Near You.

First order of business today: Results of the first two playoffs in Round One of the Sweet Sixteen:

Bracket A: Trump kiboshed Lucky Lindsey’s chance of becoming the country’s first historic white gay president.

gop poll results

Bracket B: Rick Perry proved you have to do more than play bass in order to come in as second fiddle in this band.

gop poll results

mike-huckabee-plays-bass-guitarJust follow the detour signs

Huckabee enjoyed a late-day surge as news of his criticism of Big Guy’s Built-a-Bomb-for-Iran plan circulated; alas, it was not enough to overcome Perry’s early lead.

In other news, America’s first historic gay black president continued his multi-colored magical mystery tour to promote alternate life styles in Africa (where, to be fair, there are already a few too many alternate lifestyles).

150725112635-05-obama-kenya-0725-super-169“Love your solar panels, dude.”

At each stop he brought his message to the heathens, warning them that they had to ignore their “religion or culture” if its stance on gay marriage was deemed to be inferior to that of the enlightened “State’s.” Let the record note that when white men did this sort of thing a few centuries ago it was known as “cultural imperialism.”

obama kenyan president“Take your hand off me dude. We do not have that phenomenon here.”

Barry took time out from his African preaching tour to turn his sites on GOP candidates, calling them “ridiculous” and “sad.”


Lady M remained at home, snubbing the very African Non-Americans that her husband was trying to convert to Social Justice, American Style. She was too busy to accompany him as she must prep for the First Family’s annual August vacation on Martha’s Vineyard – a dream vacation previously known as “white privilege.”

Next round of matchups will be coming soon….

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Monday, July 27, 2015

The MOTUS 2016 GOP Presidential Nomination Race Brackets

Big Guy filled out his brackets ages ago, have you? It’s time to get started on the  GOP Presidential Nomination brackets since we have only a year before the Republican Convention, and we now have a “Sweet 16” grouping. I know FOX is only dealing with 10 candidates, butt what do you prefer – a  “Zen 10” or a “Sweet 16”? That’s what I thought.

Here’s the way it works: I generated my bracket matchups by starting with the results of the ABC/WaPo poll conducted July 16-19 which I  then modified by using Chicago Rules – or as the lawyers put it “my will, whim and fancy.” Just like the powers the Supreme Court has apparently bestowed on El Presidente.

So I’ll be  will be running bracket polls to see where you think this race is headed.

Today I’m running two Round-One matchups, A and C: feel free to vote as early and as often as you wish. No ID required, citizenship recommended, butt not required. Voting ends at 11:59 PM EDT, July 27. Results will be posted tomorrow.

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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Hello Everybody; This is Raj…

Hello MOLs, MODs, MYLs, MYDs, FOMs and MOTI; it is me Raj. Back at my keyboard.


I want to thank everyone, from the motherboard of my cardiac circulatory device, for your kind, thoughtful and very encouraging wishes and prayers throughout my recent difficulty. I am not wired for expressions of emotion and consequently (or ipso fatso as MOTUS would say) my words are not adequate to convey how deeply felt and helpful they were as MOTUS and I worked through my injury, treatment and now, hopefully, ongoing recovery.

raj sick bed copy

I can report that I believe the surgery was a resounding success. The nerve pain was almost entirely gone when I awoke from the procedure. In the 4 weeks since, I have seen some improvement almost every day. The nerve pain is gone and the numbness is fading with only my thumb toe and shin remaining partially affected. MOTUS is taking me to see my surgeon Monday morning. We expect he will refer me to physical therapy to regain strength – of which I have none in my right leg right now. Hopefully the treatment will be aggressive enough to enable me to compete in my team’s cricket championships come January. Also, I expect he will green light my return to providing prompt, reliable tech support to you and MOTUS on her world famous, snarky blog.

raj searchlight copy

P.S. This is MOTUS, just adding my thanks to one and all as well. And to say that Raj is, as usual, being overly optimistic - which is great. Butt it may explain, in small part, my compensating propensity to think and expect the worse. Just my small, fruitless attempt to maintain the equilibrium of the universe.


Kenya: Home Again

Upon arrival in the land of the Dreams From His Father, Barry was greeted by his half-sister, Auma Obama.

obama sister

Man, Big Guy’s got more half-siblings than the Kardashians! And frankly, there’s a chance he may be related to them too. I mean, check out that butt on Auma; we are definitely looking at Kardashian sized upholstery.


While being whined and dined in Kenya, Barry launched the Global Entrepreneurship Summit in Nairobi, telling the audience that Africa is on the move:

He said young African entrepreneurs are the continent’s future, but cautioned that governments cannot allow small would-be businesspeople to be stymied by corruption and big investors to be discouraged by the costs that corruption adds to business dealings.

Or as Kenyan, Mageto, 39, explained:

“The corruption problem is so bad. When you are looking for business, it’s who you know…The person in authority who can give you some business, you have to give them money so that they can give you business.” Note: it’s called “crony capitalism” in America

I’m not sure Big Guy will have a problem with any of that however, as it isn’t being perpetrated by people exercising their “white privilege.”  So instead, he settled for lecturing them on gay rights and their counterterrorism practices (which, just like Bush’s, are too tough, according to Human Rights Watch).

It should be noted that Kenyan President Kenyatta responded by noting that the scourge of terrorism is “an existential fight for us,” while likewise noting that gay rights “is not really an issue on the foremost mind of Kenyans. And that is a fact.” At least somebody’s president seems to have his priorities straight (no pun intended). Too bad it isn’t our president. Who’s still busy practicing his poses with mirrors and selfie sticks:

mirrors and selfie sticksWatch where you’re pointing that thing Big Guy, because as we all know, guns kill.

Of course Islamo-fascists kill people too, and they don’t even need guns. They’re willing to use any tool at their disposal to accomplish the annihilation of their enemies.


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