Who Am I Talking About: MOTUS' Cast of Characters

• Barack Obama: Big Guy, Big O, BO, Barry, The WON


• Michelle Obama: Michelle, Lady M, MO, Moochelle, Mitchel, Maxi-The-Moocher

• Bill Daley: Bday, B-Diddy

• Jay Carney: Mr. Claire Shipman, JJ

• Rahm Emanuel: Toes, Rahmbo. MayoRam

• David Axlerod: Axe-Man

• Eric Holder: Riki, E-riki, Holdin', RickyH, RickHo

• Janet Napalitano: Butch, Ja-No, Bruno, Big Sis

• Valerie Jarret: ValJar, Vallie, Val J. VJ-J

• Desir'ee Rogers: Diva, Desi, DeeRo

• Julianna Smoot: Smootie, Smotter

• Robert Gibbs: Gibbsy, Bags, Twinkles, Bagdad Bob

• David Plouffe: Pluff-Po, Pluffy, Pluff-Daddy

• Tim Geithner: Tim Terrific, Toxic Tim, Tiny Tim

• Harry Reid: Dingy Harry, Harry The Pimp

• Nancy Pelosi: Fancy Nancy, The Mask, The Purse

• John Boehner: Bone-Man, Grim Weeper, "Dry Eyes"

• Joe Biden: Joey B, Joey, vPOTUS, JoeyB

• Kathleen Sebelius: Kitty, Popeye, Kathopotomus

• Cristeta Comerford: Comfy, Crispy

• Sam Kass: Kaster

• Malia & Sasha: Wee Wons

• Bo: Little Bo, B0, DOTUS, Portuguese Water Dog

• TOTUS: Teleprompter Of The United States

• Mainstream Media(NBABCBSCMSNBCNN): msm

• MOLs: Mean Old Ladies - they say snarky, harsh, delightful & funny things about Lady M

• MODs: Mean Old Dudes

• MYLs: Mean Young Ladies

• MYDs: Mean Young Dudes

• FOMs:Friends of MOTUS

• Raj Rajaroni: MOTUS & TOTUS Tech Support

• Little Mole: Mo the Mole escaped the mole blender for the safety of MOTUS' Sanctuary bunker-now Chief of MOTUS & TOTUS Security