• Barack Obama: Big Guy, Big O, BO, Barry, The WON
• Michelle Obama: Michelle, Lady M, MO, Moochelle, Mitchel, Maxi-The-Moocher
• Bill Daley: Bday, B-Diddy
• Jay Carney: Mr. Claire Shipman, JJ
• Rahm Emanuel: Toes, Rahmbo. MayoRam
• David Axlerod: Axe-Man
• Eric Holder: Riki, E-riki, Holdin', RickyH, RickHo
• Janet Napalitano: Butch, Ja-No, Bruno, Big Sis
• Valerie Jarret: ValJar, Vallie, Val J. VJ-J
• Desir'ee Rogers: Diva, Desi, DeeRo
• Julianna Smoot: Smootie, Smotter
• Robert Gibbs: Gibbsy, Bags, Twinkles, Bagdad Bob
• David Plouffe: Pluff-Po, Pluffy, Pluff-Daddy
• Tim Geithner: Tim Terrific, Toxic Tim, Tiny Tim
• Harry Reid: Dingy Harry, Harry The Pimp
• Nancy Pelosi: Fancy Nancy, The Mask, The Purse
• John Boehner: Bone-Man, Grim Weeper, "Dry Eyes"
• Joe Biden: Joey B, Joey, vPOTUS, JoeyB
• Kathleen Sebelius: Kitty, Popeye, Kathopotomus
• Cristeta Comerford: Comfy, Crispy
• Sam Kass: Kaster
• Malia & Sasha: Wee Wons
• Bo: Little Bo, B0, DOTUS, Portuguese Water Dog
• TOTUS: Teleprompter Of The United States
• Mainstream Media(NBABCBSCMSNBCNN): msm
• MOLs: Mean Old Ladies - they say snarky, harsh, delightful & funny things about Lady M
• MODs: Mean Old Dudes
• MYLs: Mean Young Ladies
• MYDs: Mean Young Dudes
• FOMs:Friends of MOTUS
• Raj Rajaroni: MOTUS & TOTUS Tech Support
• Little Mole: Mo the Mole escaped the mole blender for the safety of MOTUS' Sanctuary bunker-now Chief of MOTUS & TOTUS Security