Saturday, October 27, 2018

The MSM Will Tell You Who Is Leader of the Pack

I would just like to point out that the crazy inane Native American bomber will not be identified as a lone wolf but rather as a member of the much larger and dangerous Trump pack.

wolf pack

Because Lone Wolves™ appear only when the MSM say they’re Lone Wolves, and they’re nearly always Muslim, not Native American. And Crazy Horse dude from Hollywood FL with a wrap sheet as long as both your arms is not, repeat, not a Lone Wolf. Because, TRUMP BAD! And he’s got his own pack.

trump wolf pack

That is all, the MSM has made their determination. Please feel free to return to the regularly scheduled programming now.

orange man bad

Friday, October 26, 2018

FLOTUS Friday: Clinton Rising Edition

“I think if someone were to step down or retire and I thought I could do a good job and it matched my talents, I’d have to think if it’s the right choice for me.” Chelsea Clinton told The Westchester County Journal News 

hillary and chelsea

Well let’s see Chels, maybe you could persuade your Mom that it’s time to “retire” and “step down.” You could slide right into the “most-disliked-Clinton-perpetually-running-for-president” role.  I’ll bet you could do a good a job at that, and I’m positive that it would match your talents – it’s in the genes.

Or if that’s not what you had in mind, I hear Megyn Kelly is also either “stepping down” or “retiring” from her talk show. Although you may have already squandered your one pity-hire from NBC in 2011 when they signed you to that $600,000 contract. Even normally Clinton-friendly media outlets were left scratching their heads over that move:

The disclosure raises the obvious question of NBC's goal in giving a person without any measurable journalistic or broadcasting experience or any particular public following a high-profile job and apparently paying her a top-echelon salary. The answer is equally obvious. Plainly, it was done to curry favor with the Clinton family. - LA Times

Of course that was before Chels showed us her journalistic chops in such hard hitting interviews as the one she did with the Geico Gecko.

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That stunner was soon followed by her hard hitting interview of fellow vegan Stella McCartney, Paul McCartney’s fashion designer daughter. In that report Chelsea told us how Stella had “taken tremendous risks for her principles, including making clear to Gucci from the beginning she would not work with leather.” How brave! She and Chelsea single-handedly invented PETA approved handbags.

I guess that doing mindless celebrity interviews didn’t work out for either Chelsea or Megyn, but don’t worry, there’s still politics; that’s what most people who can’t do anything else end up doing. Just get yourself a nice carpet bag and go wherever you’re needed – and that applies to you too Megyn!

hillary carpetbagger

I don’t know how these people have the moxie to ridicule Melania Trump. How dare they?

wire-5379520-1540414113-260_634x422Melania speaks about the administration's efforts to combat drug addiction.

Melania was already successful (and yes, rich) by her own volition before she met Donald J. Trump. Unlike both Chelsea and her mother she didn’t have to hitch her wagon to a ruthlessly ambitious politician in order to succeedClinton-Foundation-600-LA.

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Gather Ye Acorns While Ye May

I awake to find yet another homemade potential boom-toon has been mailed to yet another high profile leftie. I suspect that means there will be another spate of mailings involving black-powder-devices-absent-viable-detonators followed by several more days of bombastic hectoring from our media moralizers on the incivility of right wing rhetoric.

I ask myself why this is happening and remember that one of the last things I read last night before switching over to an old M.F.K. Fisher book to lull me to sleep: a report from the Mexican government that the army being allowed to march unchallenged through their country so they can assemble on our southern border has now miraculously swelled to 14,000.

So at the risk of sounding callous I’m going to call this another squirrel and toss out a few of my own.

Squirrel #1: Autumn at a Traverse City, MI pumpkin ranch.


Squirrel #2: Autumn by a barn outside of Traverse City, MI.

Barn near Traverse City

Squirrel #3: Tunnel of trees near Harbor Springs, MI.

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All I can say is my squirrels are better than their squirrels.

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So get out there and gather ye acorns while ye may.

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Cockroaches

Quelle Surprise! A second “caravan” of migrants forming in Central America – who could’ve guessed THAT would happen?

1539719048343Coming to America - with their Honduran Flag

So I’m officially stealing Fifi’s Scuttling Cockroach Lonely Hearts Club Army™ designation for this and any subsequent marching hordes of future illegals. To be clear: getting rid of borders means getting rid of sovereign nations, which will eliminate the rule of law, which rids us of civilization. The perfect environment for cockroaches, so bring 'em on.

Let them breed with our own native species


and together they can usher in a brave new world order of socialism that no longer needs any old white guys. As that great sage, Michael Moore, tells us:

“These are the last days of the dying dinosaur, the old white man who has been making the decisions since the beginning of our time.” – Hollywood Reporter

Michael, socialist wanna-be who won’t even share HIS wealth with his ex-wife, doesn’t strike me as the perfect spokesmouth for socialism. Then again…perhaps he is, or at least for the cockroach variety thereof.

11terms2-articleLargeLoudmouth old white guy screeching about sharing other people’s money as long as his stash is left untouched. May your houses be filled with cockroaches.

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Not Just “No” – “Hell No”

Barack Hussein Obama rallied an estimated 2000 fellow travelers (per ABC, so probably smaller) at the Cox Pavilion at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, which reportedly holds up to 3200, ostensibly to support Jacky Rosen. There was a much larger arena right next door sitting empty, for obvious reasons.

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Meanwhile, President Trump rallied a crowd 10 times that size in Houston to support Ted Cruz.

At the his rally in Vegas Obama seemed to entirely forget why he was there, mentioning Rep. Jacky Rosen (D-Nev.), who is running for Senate, only 4 times. One of the times was at the end of the event when he told Nevadans to vote for Jacky essentially because she is a woman, and #metoo, and diversity is our strength, or something. Barry: he’ll never miss an opportunity to divide us by identity politics while accusing his opponents of doing just that.

And while he mentioned old Jacky just 4 times, he did manage to refer to himself or his administration 77 times. (54 “I”, 16 “we”, 4 times “my”, and 3 times me” – if anyone’s keeping score)

“We got the economy growing again, we started the longest streak of job creation and record, we covered another 20 million people on health insurance, we brought housing back here in Nevada. We cut our deficit by more than half, partly by making sure the wealthiest Americans, folks like me, pay their fair share of taxes. …

He failed to mention that “we” also sowed the seeds for today’s bitter divisiveness, established our border as as a porous sieve through which anybody could enter the country at will, created a doctor shortage, and plunged the country into record debt in order to fund welfare programs deemed necessary in the Obama economy where a 1.5% GDP growth was considered the “new normal.”

Meanwhile, in Houston:

TRUMP HOUSTON RALLY NBC_1_1540254155461.jpg_12978177_ver1.0_1280_720Patriots, patriots everywhere!

And as a wandering horde of 10,000 barbarians prepare to storm the gate on our southern border (thank you Obama!) some 20,000 gathered to show support for the first President in a long time to say not just “no” but “Hell No!”

Monday, October 22, 2018

Diversity Is Our Strength Only When It Dilutes Whiteness

We are told the migrant horde from Central America has swollen to 7000 – on foot. How brave of them, how committed, how…organized.

illegal immigrants marching towards americaAnd where are all the womyn?

And where have we seen this organized One World Order phenomenon before?


That’s right, all over Europe.

refugeeAgain I ask, where are all the womyn?

And how’s it working out for Europe? Let’s check in with Sweden:


But what the heck, it’s like socialism: they’re just not doing it right. We’ll do it better. We do everything better.

socialism no right way

Liberals are all charter members of the “Let’s Make Better Mistakes Tomorrow” Club.

don't try this at home Let's_make_better_mistakes_tomorrow_WMEE.pdf

And trust me, it really doesn’t work.

                  french police car set afire by immigrantsparis police

And by the way, if the OWO migration isn’t an anti-white movement, tell me why Mexico isn’t adequate for relocating the law abiding, peace loving citizens of Central America? They could use more people like that. And how about sending peace loving Muslims from Somalia to Pakistan rather than Minneapolis? And I see nobody demanding that Saudi Arabia take in more black Muslims who are just looking for a better life. Nor is anyone demanding that Senegal is too black. Surely they would benefit by taking in some of the brown refuges from Guatemala and Syria, no? No. “Diversity is our strength” only works one way. And I think that’s sort of racist.

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Let Your Colors Shine, No Matter Who Thinks That’s Racist

It was inevitable. First, “CNN's Cuomo: Trump Looked Like He Was Thinking Racist Thoughts While Talking To Kanye West” and then “NBC’s John Harwood says that President Donald Tump has added to his secret lexicon of racist dog whistles – the new addition is ‘mob.’” Or as Ed Driscoll says, if you can hear the dog whistle, you’re the dog.

Anyway, as a result of the recent spate of “wokeness” concerning dog-whistle racist behavior the anti-racist statue removal program has been resumed.

thinking is racism

We simply must destroy all old white guy symbols of rational thought, as it has been deemed not only racist, but subversive.

May you all have a peaceful, glorious Sunday. And may your colors shine bright be it a sunny and bright day,

fall autumn water reflections

…or hazy and somewhat grayish.

japanese maple tree autumn