Saturday, July 8, 2023

Caturday and Sushi Is On A Roll



I am unclear if this represents the Edo Dynasty or simply the original Japanese Iron Chef franchise. Either way I believe caterpillar sushi is an acceptable Caturday menu item that even Smudge the Cat would approve of (except for the avocado).

caterpiller roll

Raw fish, bugs, okay. Vegetables, well, we all know how Smudge feels about vegetables.

japanese smudge

So ignore all the stupid gender role games for today and just enjoy some cat-approved sushi rolls.

Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Go Ahead And Take a Chants On Chicken Pants

Is this an inappropriate wing and feather day concept?

Chanting is a spiritual discipline believed to improve listening skills, heightened energy and more sensitivity toward others. The practice gained popularity when an album of Gregorian chants by the Benedictine Monks of Santo Damingo in Spain became a best seller. Chants can express devotion, gratitude, peace, compassion and call light into someone's life.

On the other hand chicken pants chants might simply be considered disrespectful to both religious and secular chanters the world over in the same way Iowa’s husband hollerin’ contest is considered disrespectful to legit pig hollerin’ competitions.


Or perhaps I simply don’t understand the homophone concept. Yes, I think that may well be the problem.

Maybe someone can jump in and try to sort this mess out?

chicken and flowers_thumb[1]

We seen to have all the correct elements but still need to crack a few eggs to make an anomaly.

Sunday, July 2, 2023

Training Day Continues….



I don’t know why, and I don’t know where but I do know that someday we will have to release the tactical penguins. Again.

Hence, training day continues until further notice.