Saturday, June 18, 2016



CNN held a "Guns in America" town hall meeting yesterday to give el Presidente an arena to further discuss his common sense “gun safety” controls..


Things we learned: Barry has never actually been a gun owner (although he did play one on TV once): “I don’t have much experience with guns, butt that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to use one.”

President-Obama-skeet-shooting-at-Ca[1]Big Guy, shooting unicorns at the Camp David fantasy firing range.

And he acknowledged the limits of his power to confiscate provide gun safety:

As desperate as Obama is to curb gun violence, he had to tell a friend he's known most of his life –[ed. Father Pfleger, fellow Chicago street agitator] who pleaded to make gun registrations more like vehicle registrations -- that he's largely powerless when it comes to sweeping changes.

Of course that’s what he said about immigration too:

“I am president, I am not king,” Obama told Univision in October 2010, when asked why he had yet to achieve comprehensive immigration reform.

Let the record reflect that non-king Barry has acknowledged this fact no less than 21 times, butt as they say, “what difference at this point does it make?”

The NRA declined to participate in the CNN circus, (“The National Rifle Association sees no reason to participate in a public relations spectacle orchestrated by the White House.”) Barry however said he’d be happy to meet with representatives of the NRA who he then accused of “having a stranglehold on Congress” and causing a spike in gun sales by convincing people that “somebody is going to come grab your guns.” Here is his gracious invitation:

“I'm happy to talk to them, but the conversation has to be based on facts and truth…not some...imaginary fiction in which Obama is trying to take away your guns.”

Let’s examine the premise of that statement a bit. Firstly, fiction is imaginary - by definition. Non-fiction on the other hand used to be “based on facts and truth” until some clever English department in one of our elite universities invented a department of  “creative non-fiction” - which on its face is as oxymoronic as “imaginary fiction” is redundant.


MSM was quite taken with this new genre, often blurring the lines of fact and fiction to the point of speciousness (see the decades old tale of Mumia Abu-Jamal’s innocence and the new tale of Steven Avery’s created by the Netflix creative non-fiction documentary). In fact, MSM became so innured of this new method of story telling that they morphed it into another hybrid to better suit their needs: “imaginary creative non-fiction.”

It’s in this category that tales of global warming and climate change fall, as there is an element of truth to it. For many people the climate actually does change – 4 times a year!


Alas, once you remove all the “imaginary” and “creative” aspects from the genre all you have left is “fiction.”


And I’m still trying to determine which category to place BHO’s statement “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan” in “imaginary fiction,” “creative non-fiction,” or “imaginary creative non-fiction?” Butt again, what difference at this point does it make?



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Friday, June 17, 2016

Do You Need Key Limes to Identify as a Key Lime Pie?

It’s that time of year again – graduation. And you all know what that means:  Costco is once again stocking their key lime pie.

Costco-Key-Lime-Pie-g_thumb[2]It’s Yuge!

Now, if you don’t live near a Costco or just want to make your own you can follow the instructions of Judge Alex Ferrer who showed Fox and Friends hosts yesterday how to make your own key lime pie…without any key limes. Or any kind of limes for that matter. How does that work? Watch for yourself. Spoiler alert: even though it has no key limes, it self identifies as a key lime pie. Good enough in America these days.

I’m not sure precisely where you draw the line on self-identification these days, butt apparently somewhere around “ISIS” (h/t Doug Ross): Liberals Demand We Accept Men Who Identify as Women, But They Refuse to Accept Terrorists Who Identify as Muslim.


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Thursday, June 16, 2016

None So Blind…

Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not… Jeremiah 5:21


Can I buy a vowel pgH/T BlondeGator

No, Jug-Eared O-man, you can’t buy a vowel, you can’t even buy a clue.

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Wednesday, June 15, 2016


Remember back in 2008 when Hillary accused Barry of being all talk, nothing but a bunch of words? The community organizer responded strongly to her criticism:

Don’t tell me words don’t matter.
I have a dream – Just words?
We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal – Just words?
We have nothing to fear but fear itself – Just words?  Just speeches?
It’s true that speeches don’t solve all problems.
But what is also true is that if we can’t inspire our country to believe again, then it doesn’t matter how many policies and plans we have, and that is why I’m running for president of the United States of America.
And that’s why we just won eight elections straight because the American people want to believe in change again.
Don’t tell me words don’t matter!  - Obama, Minnesota February 2008

Yesterday he again responded strongly, this time to Donald Trump’s criticism; only this time it seems he no longer thinks words matter that much.

"There's no magic to the phrase 'radical Islam.' It’s a political talking point. It’s not a strategy."

"What exactly would using this label accomplish? What exactly would it change? Would it make ISIL less committed to kill Americans? Would it bring in more allies? Is there a military strategy that is served by this?" he said. "The answer is none of the above." – USA TODAY


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The commander in chief's fury, which seethed out of him in a stunning soliloquy on live television, amounted to a moment of historic significance: a president castigating one of the two people who could succeed him as beyond the constitutional and political norms of the nation itself.CNN

I wonder - if words no longer matter to the man previously known as “nothing butt words” – why does he keep insisting on “ISIL” instead of ISIS?





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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

I Hear America Singing Too: STFU!!!


TO the States or any one of them, or any city of the States, Resist
     much, obey little,
Once unquestioning obedience, once fully enslaved,
Once fully enslaved, no nation, state, city of this earth, ever after-
     ward resumes its liberty. - Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass


Do you hear America singing? Have you noticed that increasingly everyone’s singing their own song, and invariably off key? It’s like a million Roseanne Barrs screaming the American Anthem at us, before grabbing her crotch.

roseanne barr sings national anthem off key

It’s really beginning to annoy me, and throw me off my normally good mood. As of late all I want to do is yell STFU!!!!!

And vote for Donald Trump.

Okay, I feel better now. Hope you all have a good day.

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Monday, June 13, 2016

“Weapons of war have no place on our streets.”

So let’s be perfectly clear: the massacre at the Pulse club was an act of “terrorism” and “hate” - which is redundant. Butt we still don’t want to use either of those icky and oh-so-definitive adjectives: “Islamic” and “radical.”

So, while we’re all in agreement that we must Make America Great Again, as usual we disagree on how to go about it. The Donald thinks we should begin by calling “it” what “it” is and closing our borders to the people most likely to practice “it”.

Crooked Hillary thinks we need to throw more gun control at it:

Clinton, meanwhile, said “we need to redouble our efforts to defend our country from threats at home and abroad” and reiterated her support of stricter controls on who can purchase guns.

“We need to keep guns like the ones used last night out of the hands of terrorists or other violent criminals,” Clinton said. In an apparent reference to the assault-style rifle used in the attack, she said “weapons of war have no place on our streets.” Newsmax

So if you’ve even been thinking of getting a new pressure cooker for the upcoming canning season, do it now; while you still can.

buffalo-pressure-cooker-safety-standardThe new Presto AK-47 Model; background check and special permit required for purchase

Update: For clarity, less there be any confusion, the above is the Presto semi-automatic model pressure cooker; if you want the fully-involved, fully automatic model you will have to upgrade to the Cuisinart MK-4 (select fire) model:

auto pressure cooker


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Sunday, June 12, 2016

Reminder: Islam Does Not Approve of the Gay Lifestyle

Here we are only 7 days into Ramadan 2016 and already we’ve had an Islamic terrorist attack on American soil? That’s certainly what it looks like. How do we know? Police officials did not tell us that terrorism was ruled out. I take that to mean it’s been ruled in; what do you think?

Let’s see: December 2, 2015 San Bernardino Christmas party Inlamic terrorist attack by Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik. June 11, 2016, Orlando; gay nightclub attacker has apparent ties to Islamic terrorism. Nope, I don’t see any connection to Islamic terrorism either.

So let’s all vote for Hillary and OPEN BORDERS! Because Trump is a racist. And a homophobe.

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