Saturday, May 4, 2013

Let’s put an end to letting this garbage cross the Mexican border

Due to a horrible error in the huge “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” Contest, the polls accidentally closed at noon yesterday instead of midnight, as announced. Let the record reflect that this was in no way my fault. The screw-up was completely attributable to one of MOTUS’ little people – OK, I’m just going to go ahead and throw Raj under the bus here: it was his fault. He seems to be operating on the Mumbai time zone.

Anyway, due to complaints from people of all races, sexes and religions of peace who were unable to exercise their constitutional right to cast their votes per Chicago Rules, I’ve signed an executive order reopening the polls until midnight tonight. Therefore the announcement of the contest winner and the coveted Golden FLOTUS will be delayed until tomorrow.

So don’t forget to go and cast some more votes for your favorite!

That’s OK though, it just gives me an opportunity to catch you up on the progress of Big Guy’s ongoing World Wide Apology Tour. Here’s the latest from his speech yesterday at Mexico’s Museo Nacional de Antropología:

“Much of the root cause for violence that has been happening here in Mexico, for which so many Mexicans have suffered, is the demand for illegal drugs in the United States,”

And what are you doing about that el Presidente?

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“Mr. el Presidente, what drugs did you do, and when did you do them?”

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“Most of the guns used to commit violence here in Mexico come from the United States.”

And what are you doing about that el Presidente?

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“I will continue to do everything in my power to pass common-sense reforms that keep guns out of the hands of criminals and dangerous people.”

Because we all know how effective common sense gun control measures are at taking illegal guns and ammo out of the hands of criminals and dangerous people, right, el Presidente?

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I’ve been told that if we pass “comprehensive immigration” a.k.a. “amnesty” all of this will get fixed. I don’t see how; it just seems to me like we’ll have more illegal drug users in the United States then.

I know this is controversial, butt maybe we could just use “common sense” and give the “amnesty” to drugs instead; make them legal.  Having removed the profit incentive from Mexican crime cartels maybe they can go the route of the American Mafia after prohibition was repealed, and get into the garbage business.

It’s not as if Mexico doesn’t have a garbage problem.

Screenshot Studio capture #1068Mexican immigrant garbage, left along the path of Arizona’s National Park lands

Much of which seems to be making its way across our border.

Of course, no sooner will we make drugs (of all sorts) legal than some nanny will come along and make soda, salt and aspirin  illegal – thereby starting the whole cycle of banned substances all over again.

map of gunownersThe Journal News releases map of homes harboring illegally obtained sugary substances

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Judge Orders Frocky Horror Picture Show© Poll To Remain Open

BREAKING NEWS:

DUE TO A TECHNICAL GLITCH THE FROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW BATTLE VOTING ENDED PREMATURELY AT NOON RATHER THAN MIDHIGHT. THE FIRST 911 CALL REPORTING THE CLOSING WAS LOGGED AT 12:06 PM EDT AND AP, UPI, REUTERS AND aL JEZOWIE BEGAN RECEIVING REPORTS SHORTLY THEREAFTER. TEAM MOTUS SPOKESMAN SAID MOTUS WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.

EARLY THIS MORNING, THE A FEDERAL JUDGE, ACTING ON A MOTION FILED BY GLORIA ALLRED REPRESENTING A GROUP OF “INTERESTED FROCK DESIGNERS”, AND ALEDGING THE EARLY CLOSING CONSTITUTED A VIOLATION OF THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT OF 1965, ORDERED THAT MY POLLS “MUST REMAIN OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (11:59 PM EDT, 5/4/2013) OR UNTIL EVERYONE IN LINE AT MIDNIGHT CASTS A BALLOT OR BALLOTS.”

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IN RESPONSE, MOTUS’ LAWYER, LITTLE MO, RELEASED THIS STATEMENT:

"The premature closing of MOTUS' historic, 2013 Frocky Horror Picture Show© contest voting was caused by a technical failure, was inadvertent and unintentional. As clearly stated in the announcement, the polling was conducted under Chicago Rules therefore did not and could not constitute a violation of the voting rights act of 1965. Notwithstanding the clear authority under Chicago Rules to close polling at the announced time or at any other time based upon will, whim or caprice, MOTUS will abide by the ruling of this court and has re-opened polling. Polls will now remain open until 11:59 PM EDT, 5/4/2013."

THE 2013 Frocky Horror Picture Show© VOTING CONTINUES!!!

Friday, May 3, 2013

Relajarse, el Presidente. I’ll get their guns in round two. Si puedo…

Big Guy went to Mexico yesterday to assure their el Presidente there that their citizens would be given their civil rights when they comprehensively immigrate to the United States.

Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto and boBO and El Presidente Enrique Pena Nieto; is that a bow?

Also, he vowed to continue his battle for gun control back home, telling them: “this is just the first round.” And believe me, he’s still got some high powered weapons with high capacity magazines in his arsenal to get ‘er done.

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“President Barack Obama vowed Thursday during a trip to Mexico to continue pushing for new, tighter gun control rules in the United States, saying his proposals’ recent defeat in Congress was “just the first round.”

Speaking following a meeting with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, whose country has been ravaged by gang violence supported in part by gun trafficking into Mexico, Obama vowed to return to the issue of gun control in the United States.”

Isn’t trafficking in illegal guns, especially internationally, already illegal? Butt if you think a new gun control hate crime against illegally trafficking in illegal guns for gangs in Mexico will help, by all means, proceed. Just be sure to build in a waiver for Ricky’s “Fast & Furious” style programs.

After all, it’s probably disconcerting for el Presidente to know that 29% of his country fears that an armed revolution may be in the offing. No - not in Mexico. Right here, apparently: “Poll Finds 29 Percent Of U.S. Voters Think “Armed Revolution” Might Be Needed…” 

So now I see why we need a new law that prohibits selling guns and high capacity magazines to foreigners. We’re obviously going to need them all at home.

mexican revolution with documentsDocuments? We don’t need no stinkin’ documents.

borders-language-culture-savage-tee_designGot that? Or would you like me to translate it into Spanish?

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Or imagine someone else around here is getting on our nerves….

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This is going to be fun:

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Thursday, May 2, 2013

No Matter How Hard I Try, I Can’t Keep Up.

Even as the “Frocky Horror Picture Show Contest” goes to the people for a vote, we have new entries to consider: here’s Lady M at a veterans employment event in the East Room  Tuesday.

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The event which Lady M held with Dr. Jill, Joey and Big Guy, was to encourage the private sector to hire returning veterans. Something that wouldn’t be necessary if the economy wasn’t in the tank the way it is, due to economic policies beyond our control.

In all fairness, we’ve seen this old frock before, with bat wings:

Amusing Bunni Will Be Sadly Missed

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Our dear friend Carol (aka Amusing Bunni) passed away this week. Carol’s Amusing Bunni’s Musings can still be found here, on her blog. American Perspective has pictures Carol and will provide information on memorial services as it becomes available. Adrienne and Mare Zilla also have moving heartfelt and tributes to Carol.

Everyone here at MOTUS will miss Carol terribly.

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” Battle is “BACK” On!–UPDATED

UPDATE: DUE TO A TECHNICAL GLITCH THE FROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW BATTLE VOTING ENDED PREMATURELY AT NOON RATHER THAN MIDHIGHT. BUTTERFINGERS!

EARLY THIS MORNING, THE A FEDERAL JUDGE, ACTING ON A MOTION FILED BY GLORIA ALLRED REPRESENTING A GROUP OF “INTERESTED FROCK DESIGNERS”, AND ALEDGING THE EARLY CLOSING CONSTITUTED A VIOLATION OF THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT OF 1965, ORDERED THAT MY POLLS “MUST REMAIN OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (11:59 PM EDT, 5/4/2013) OR UNTIL EVERYONE IN LINE AT MIDNIGHT CASTS A BALLOT OR BALLOTS.”

IN RESPONSE, MY LAWYER, LITTLE MO, RELEASED THIS STATEMENT:

"The premature closing of MOTUS' historic, 2013 Frocky Horror Picture Show© contest voting was caused by a technical failure, was inadvertent and unintentional. As clearly stated in the announcement, the polling was conducted under Chicago Rules therefore did not and could not constitute a violation of the voting rights act of 1965. Notwithstanding the clear authority under Chicago Rules to close polling at the announced time or at any other time based upon will, whim or caprice, MOTUS will abide by the ruling of this court and has re-opened polling. Polls will now remain open until 11:59 PM EDT, 5/4/2013."

I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO WAS UNABLE TO CAST YOUR BALLOT/BALLOTS YESTERDAY, BUTT YOU WILL HAVE AN ADDITIONAL DAY TO ORGANIZE YOUR TROOPS.

LET THE VOTING CONTINUE!!!

Now the moment you have been waiting for has arrived. You have selected the finalists, and the battle begins. The winner will be awarded my coveted, Golden FLOTUS, and be forever ensconced in my “Snark Attack Hall Of Fame.”

Competition was fierce, and there were several ties. I expanded the runoff to the 12 “Frocky Horror” entries with the most “Likes.”  The results were tallied this morning, and may have changed since as I can’t turn off the “Like” feature on just one post. I HOPE my super-secret nominating committee didn’t miss-count any contenders, butt if they did, just remember, they are from Chicago, and mistakes happen...

After the Chicago gang certified the results, Little Mo & Raj tossed all the rest of the entries into the hopper and randomly selected a Wildcard.

So, without further adieu, here are your 2013 “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” Finalists, a baker’s dozen of truly horrifying frocks:

 

REMEMBER: TO EXERCISE YOUR CHICAGO RULES RIGHTS, JUST REFRESH THE PAGE OR CLICK HERE AND VOTE AGAIN!

Polls will remain open until Friday, 5-3-2013 at 11:59 PM EDT. Git yer voters runnin’, and remember, as always, Chicago Rules apply: no ID is required, vote early, vote often, and may the worst best “Frocky Horror” win!

Don’t forget to check out today’s other post: Obama 2.0 Still a few bugs –we’re working on the peevishness.

UPDATE: White House Dossier Reports that the iTunes app store just released its “Michelle’s Style List” app to keep you up to date on what Lady M is wearing. Who does that sound like? Right: moi!

I’m not sure yet, butt it looks like I may have another Supremacy Clause law suit to file. I’ll update you on that soon, butt right now, I have to tweet my legal team (Professor William A. Jacobson and Megyn Kelly).

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Obama 2.0 Still a few bugs-we’re working on the peevishness.

Four years, 100 days into his Presidency, and our lap dogs the Press has finally begun to notice a few of the things about Big Guy that his critics have been complaining about since day WON: His alluring peevishness and complete lack of accountability – both on display at yesterday’s anti-news presser.

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Big Guy weaseled on the definition of using chemical weapons and what the meaning of a “red line” was. He proved that he really doesn’t watch Fox News:

 “Ed, I’m not familiar with this notion that anybody has been blocked from testifying.” 

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Gay/Straight: “What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Hey, Jason Collins – brave, gay NBA player! You have nothing to worry about anymore: Big Guy phoned in his support and Lady M has got your back!

How cool is that?  A “tweet” – from “mo” herself, not just one of the little people:

Screenshot Studio capture #1065Direct from Lady M: FBOTUS (First Beard Of The United States)

jack lew and reggie loveWhoops! That’s not Jason: that’s Reggie at the WHCD on Saturday

And Jay-Jay was able to weigh in with Big Guy’s sentiments on the subject, even though they hadn’t had a chance to discuss it yet – that’s just how tight we are with messaging on important topics around here:

Earlier Monday, White House press secretary Jay Carney told reporters he hadn't talked to President Obama about Collins' announcement but said "that here at the White House we view that as another example of the progress that has been made and the evolution that has been taking place in this country, and commend him for his courage, and support him in this effort and hope that his fans and his team support him going forward."

So let me take a stab at simplifying the official Big White position on this important topic: "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Monday, April 29, 2013

Announcing MOTUS’ Big Frocky Horror Picture Show© Contest

Pressing matters of state call me away today, so I’m going to have to give you all a homework assignment in my absence. Inspired by Janna’s comment yesterday:

 I must admit I am curious ( yes, I know what curiosity did to the cat ) about the rest of the Frocky Horror Mooch wore butt since I haven’t been to the tea trolly yet its probably just as well I don’t know.

I’m launching the official “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” contest. Submit any of your favorite “Frocky Horrors” that Lady M has worn over the years as an attachment in a comment. Only one picture per comment, please. Then you, and everyone else can “like” the heck out of your personal faves.

Your choice may be one of the top 5 chosen to be included in the final Frocky Horror Picture Show© on-line poll on Wednesday. Whoever submits the winning entry will receive a coveted Golden FLOTUS Award, so get busy! These babies aren’t awarded every day! Or even every year.GOLDEN FLOTUS-hall of fame small copy

The coveted Golden FLOTUS 

Sunday, April 28, 2013

A Night Filled With Boobs...Oh, and it’s Waning!

Allow me to summarize last night’s festivities: it sucked. Conan sucked, Big Guy sucked, the whole thing was really sucky. Butt then it always is; that’s why everyone plans all those great after-parties.

bloomberg vanity fair after partyThousands of lights lit the way to the Bloomberg-Vanity Fair After-the-Party-Party

Big Guy was funnier than the professional comedian hired to host the affair (as required by a clause in his contract).The room was hot, the food was cold, and everything else was tepid. If you want to hear the lame jokes check out Politco or HuffPo. I’m going to focus on the real purpose of this event: personalities and boobage.

As usual we had in attendance both the old media and the new media,

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