Thursday, June 22, 2017

Don’t Axe Me Bro!

We pause in the  Trump! Russia! Trump! Russia!  coverage to ponder over what it is about Canada that makes it so cool. Maybe it’s the hot, metrosexual PM Justin Trudeau. Or maybe it’s his counterpoint: the toques and music of the Great White North.

Cooo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coooo!

But for the moment, everything Canadian is too cool for school. Take the hot new sport sweeping Colorado, Axe Throwing:

A new sport is coming to Denver: Ax throwing.

Two recreational ax-throwing venues opening this summer are trying to prove that Canadian backyard shenanigans can be as popular as bowling and pub darts, with a little more risk.

In large open rooms, pairs of competitors square off inside metal cages that protect spectators — perhaps beers in hand — from hatchets flying toward large wooden targets.

The owners hope to to capitalize on a growing national trend, captivating corporate team-bonding groups, competitive ax throwers, bachelorette parties and downtown bar-hoppers with what they call an exciting new way to spend a Saturday night.

I know pub darts can be dangerous, but does axe throwing really pose “a little more risk?”

Take off, hoser!

The only thing that may raise the risk “a little” is if the ax throwing venues open up next door to any of the hundreds of legal marijuana stores. Or a mosque.

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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

We’re Not Tired Of Winning Yet!

In an election that was largely seen cast as a referendum on the first months of Donald J. Trump’s presidency, young, metrosexual wonder boy - selected for his resemblance to young Canadian metrosexual wonder boy Justin Trudeau – couldn’t even beat a decidedly not hot middle aged woman! 

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This despite having raised an amazing $22 million from across the country (and Hollywood) for a local congressional race. Not bad for a neophyte who couldn’t even vote for himself because he doesn’t live in the district!

But the sad truth is that even after spending approximately $176 dollar per vote, Georgia’s 6th District told  #Ossoff to oss-off. Georgia must be full of deplorables.

And Democrats, listen up: you may need to reconsider your message and tactics and possibly - dare I say it:

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But it’s okay if they don’t want to, because we’re not tired of WINNING! yet!

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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Certain Conditions May NOT Apply.

What part of “Free Speech” do you not understand?

“(The idea that the government may restrict) speech expressing ideas that offend … strikes at the heart of the First Amendment,” wrote Justice Alito in his opinion. “Speech that demeans on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, religion, age, disability, or any other similar ground is hateful; but the proudest boast of our free speech jurisprudence is that we protect the freedom to express ‘the thought that we hate.'”

“A law found to discriminate based on viewpoint is an ‘egregious form of content discrimination,’ which is ‘presumptively unconstitutional,'” Justice Kennedy wrote in a separate opinion. “A law that can be directed against speech found offensive to some portion of the public can be turned against minority and dissenting views to the detriment of all. The First Amendment does not entrust that power to the government’s benevolence. Instead, our reliance must be on the substantial safeguards of free and open discussion in a democratic society.” - Red Alert

There are no “conditions.” And it’s unanimous.

President Donald J Trump: Making America Great Again.

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Monday, June 19, 2017

R.I.P. Oreo; Welcome Hazel and Harley

The Pences recently lost their long term buddy, Oreo.

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For Father’s Day the VP got a new puppy, Harley,

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to join the other new member of the family, Hazel the kitty. 

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The new fur babies make for a Happy Family.

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As President Truman said, “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” President Trump should get a dog.

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Sunday, June 18, 2017

An Anonymous Source Wishes Dad a Happy Father’s Day

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Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there! To mark the occasion maybe you can take a dad to breakfast at his favorite diner:

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And if you still haven’t gotten Dad a present yet, may I suggest a tie:

Although any tie to Donald Trump these days might be considered collusion.

And if you’re still not buying this proof of collusion, maybe you and Dad could just go fishing.

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You never know what might show up on your hook.

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Saturday, June 17, 2017

The Art of the Deal

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Okay, drop the Special Counsel investigation matter into “Russian collusion,” obstruction of justice and all the rest of your Trumped up leaks allegations and I’ll promise to get Hillary out of your hair for 10-15 years.

Deal?

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Friday, June 16, 2017

Watching the River Slip Slowly Away

So, I see that Fox is dropping it’s “Fair and balanced” motto:

Fox fair and balanced 2011Back in the day when Fox liked the concept of their motto.

Too bad MSNBC already tagged the “Lean Forward” slogan for their own –

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I think “Lean Over” is still available though, and may be suitable for the new direction Fox is headed.

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It’s not just the river slipping away. And CNN and MSNBC will be happy to tell you “all that is to be known” just like the New York Times and Washington Post gives you all the news they see fit to print.

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Thursday, June 15, 2017

Where Are The Moderate Leftists?

Donald Trump gets elected and the Left protests by setting fires in the street:

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They form a “Resistance” and continue to riot for months, forming a “Resistance” whose members throw punches, attacking their “enemy” with their fists, sticks and bike locks stuffed in a sock. Celebrities who have joined the movement throw oil on the fire saying increasingly stupid things like they want to burn the White House down. And suddenly every Democrat pol is so angry they have seemingly lost the ability to control themselves and the air turns blue with their F-bombs.

The Left forms “The Resistance” made up of Antifa types and then seem shocked - shocked I tell you! – when a nutter declares open season on Republicans. And Terry McAuliffe’s first reaction is to politicize it by railing about gun control.

Mark Steyn explains how this normalization of political violence lead to more political violence.

“Going back to the dawn of this administration the left wants to denormalize and dehumanize… its political opposition and they do that in a variety of ways.”

He noted the riots at college campuses whenever a conservative is invited to speak and that if you oppose Obamacare that you want “grannies and urchins to die.”

“Once you do that,” Steyn continued, “you’re basically saying that there’s no form of civilized political discourse with your opponent.”

Where, I wonder,  are the moderate Muslims Leftists?

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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Wake Up: Your Country’s On Fire. And the Fireman are Helpless

I  know it’s tragic and all, but I certainly hope the symbolism here isn’t lost on the British people:

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Tuesday, June 13, 2017

An Inartful Dodger

Today’s Topic: Shakespeare in the Park, an Assassination.

Funny, it’s “art” when the Left approves and “racist” “sexist”  “homophobic” or “Islamophobic” when they don’t. That’s a little too nuanced for me. And poor dear Chelsea,she apparently didn’t know exactly which way to go with the depiction of the assassination of the American President so she rather inartfully attempts to tread water:

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Ha, ha - irrelevance is something none of the Clintons can get their heads around.

For future reference: sometimes it’s best to  shut up and have people assume you’re stupid instead of tweeting to prove it.  I guess Chels was just practicing her politi-speak in preparation for assuming her role as as the face of America’s royals. Don’t let your heart be troubled, Mummy and Daddy know the drill and will teach you everything you need to know.

"Between the acting of a dreadful thing/And the first motion, all the interim is/ Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream./ The genius and the mortal instruments/ Are then in council, and the state of a man,/ Like to a little kingdom, suffers then/ The nature of an insurrection."  - Brutus, Julius CaesarAct II, Scene 1

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Monday, June 12, 2017

Pardons, All Around! On Me.

One of the points Alan Dershowitz made in the Op-Ed I linked in Friday’s post:

I think it is important to put to rest the notion that there was anything criminal about the president exercising his constitutional power to fire Comey and to request – “hope” – that he let go the investigation of General Flynn. Just as the president would have had the constitutional power to pardon Flynn and thus end the criminal investigation of him, he certainly had the authority to request the director of the FBI to end his investigation of Flynn.

I agree; I recommend that President Trump pardon General Flynn immediately.

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But wait! I’m not done yet…

He should also grant pardons to Hillary Clinton, Huma Weiner, John Podesta, Cheryl Mills, the rest of her campaign staff as well as Paul Manafort and the entire Trump campaign staff - for any and all crimes committed during the 2016 presidential campaign. (NOTE: The pardons would specifically exclude any and all crimes related to the murder of Seth Meyers or “Pizzagate.” )

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And while he’s at it, why not pardon all the Russians as well?

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Then, as there are no crimes related to the Russian attempt to influence the 2016 election to investigate, there is no need for a Special Prosecutor. So, Mr. Mueller…

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“I’ve found that ‘no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case.”

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Sunday, June 11, 2017

The F-Bomb: I Blame Workplace Hostility

From Democratic National Committee Chair Tom Perez to California Democratic Party Chair John Burton to New York State Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, cussing has become the new norm of communication with their tribe. Some speculate that they are simply reflecting frustration over losing the election. Not so: despite claims to the contrary, that is who they are.

They own the coarsening of our culture that brings us to this point in time. So coarsened that a U.S. Senator feels perfectly comfortable connecting with her young-ish audience by letting rip with a few F-bombs, so comfortable in fact that they were scripted into her remarks.

We, on the other hand, due to the selective application of Progressive standards, are not allowed to say “pussy” (although they can even sing about it – at the White House no less) or the N-word (although blacks can and even white progs can - as long as they end it in an “a” instead of an “r”).

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George Carlin bit it too soon, we’re slowly working our way through his entire list of 7 dirty words.

Full disclosure: MOTUS has dropped her share of F-bombs over time. I blame workplace hostility (mine).

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Saturday, June 10, 2017

PJ Ex-FBI Chief, Hoisted By His Own Petards

To those who still believe that President Trump is a big dummy, without a strategic bone in his body, I pose one question: If Trump had not fired James Comey how long would it have taken to find out that a) Trump was not the subject of any investigation b) there is no collusion c) there is no obstruction of justice.

And if Trump hadn’t sent out this tweet:

trump tapes

how different might James Comey’s testimony have been?

“The President tweeted on Friday, after I got fired, that I better hope there's not tapes. I woke up in the middle of the night on Monday night, because it didn't dawn on me originally, that there might be corroboration for our conversation, there might be a tape. And my judgment was that I needed to get that out in the public square.”

Because I’m betting that when he “woke up in the middle of the night” to realize that “that there might be corroboration for our conversation” that  “I need to get that out in the public square” isn’t exactly the first thought that flashed through his head.

screwedThat moment pajama boy realizes he’s hoisted himself by his own petards

And for the record - you can bet your life there aren’t really any tapes.

james-comey-is-a-g-man-i8377H/T Peoples Cube

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Friday, June 9, 2017

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy

Lordy, Comey is a weasel.

Comey-weasel

But that’s not click bait so the MSM went with the “alternate news.”

Comey: White House lied about me, FBI - The Washington Post

Comey Bluntly Raises Possibility of Trump Obstruction and Condemns his ‘Lies’ – NYT

But don’t read those, read these instead:

Comey Testimony Is Not About Accusing the President of a Crime

Dershowitz: Comey confirms that I'm right - and all the Democratic commentators are wrong

That should put this whole sordid Clinton Kamp Storyboard to rest once and for all.

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Not that the truth matters much in a world of fake news. If it did, President Trump could just pull a Bubba and move on.

I'm going to say this again: I was not under investigation by that man, Mr. Comey. I never told anybody  to lie not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.

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Brought to you by the Clintons, George Soros and the Democrat Party

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With apologies to the honorable weasels of the animal kingdom

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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Thursday. Comey! Russia! We’re Going To Need More Popcorn.

It’s finally here:  Comey! Comey! Comey! Thursday. So we can finally talk about Russia! Russia! Russia!

Get your popcorn going.

muppets swedish chef popcorn

We’re going to need lots.

popcorn disaster

And popcorn may not be the only thing exploding.

anderson cooper eating popcorn

Have fun!

calvin popcorn

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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Londonistan Contemplates a Travel Ban of Its Own

London’s crazy moose-lim mayor is calling on Prime Minister Theresa May to cancel The Donald’s upcoming state visit - I guess for bullying or something.

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Maybe she can go a step further and #BanTrumpInBritain like she banned #MichaelSavage (and Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer) for dangerous thoughts not sanctioned by sophisticated, politically correct, multi-cultural societies such as London.

Michael_Savage_ThoughtcrimiThought criminals -  banned in Britain; Moose-lim terrorists – not so much

I think it might have been more efficacious to have banned Youssef, Khuram and Rachid,

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but that’s just me  - and President Donald J. Trump.

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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Reality Bites

Do you know what we need? More arrests like this.

usa-trump_russia-leaksReality Leigh Winner

A Bernie Sanders supporter, #NeverTrumpist, #Resistance, tree hugger who agrees with CNN’s Reza Aslan that President Trump is a piece of S#*%, arrested for leaking top secret documents to TheIntercept.com. Documents that, by the way, do not support the Dems claims of “Russian Collusion.”

You know who else needs to be arrested? The editor of The Intercept, for publishing top secret documents. And her mother, for naming her “Reality Winner” – two things that she obviously is not.

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Monday, June 5, 2017

Stop, Drop and Roll Harder

Calling London:  It’s not “Run, Hide, Tell (and/or “Submit”).

run hide submitstop drop roll

That’s about as effective at solving the problem as  directing someone to “Stop, Drop and Roll”  when their house is on fire.

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I believe the correct reaction is  “Let’s Roll!” – totally different.

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Sunday, June 4, 2017

What Part of Covfefe Do You Not Understand?

Alinsky Rule #12. Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.” Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions.

Tweets from a non-Alinskyite:

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Tweet from a leftist-Alinskyite:

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Next up, Kathy Griffin - because she, like Reza, knows who the real victim is here. And who is the real target. Let me just ask you two: What part of covfefe do you not understand?

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