Saturday, July 12, 2014

Fight On!

Busy weekend here, so you’re on your own. Take your stream of consciousness for a walk. (And in response to yesterday’s petition, the answer is no. There will be no “simian reference” amnesty.)

To get you started, here’s a butt to butt comparison of the two First Ladies Of The Big ‘Ole Butt (FLOTBOB) at the League of United Latin American Citizens convention luncheon in New York yesterday:

        Michelle Obama LULAC NUVOtv Unity Luncheon nxXIVXUsm66lMichelle Obama Michelle Obama Addresses LULAC F6UScOHLTtjl

The first lady also reproached the Republican-run House of Representatives for failing to pass the immigration reform measures that have already cleared the Senate, and for its hesitance to approve her husband’s $3.7 billion emergency relief bill to alleviate the growing crisis at the Mexican border, where thousands of Central American youth continue to pour in illegally. She repeated her husband’s vow to use executive orders to bypass Congress and force-fix the undocumented situation.

“Make no mistake about it, we must continue to fight on immigration. As my husband has said, he is going to do whatever action it takes!” the first lady said to raucous applause. “We can’t afford to wait on Congress to lift up our children! We can’t afford to wait for anybody!”

 

Michelle Obama LULAC NUVOtv Unity Luncheon ThWEHI87gdplFight On! And may the best butt win!

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Friday, July 11, 2014

Friday, July 10 2014; the Meltdown Begins

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Big Guy visited Colorado and Texas this week, where he took every opportunity to not visit the border and emphatically avoided providing any leadership with regards to the border crisis. Never being a man goaded into action by a bipartisan demand that he do his job, he chose to spend his time instead pointing out the fecklessness of Republicans.

“The best thing you can say for them is this year they have not shut down the government,” Obama said, adding, “but it’s only July.”

Uh, sir, everyone’s talking about the illegal aliens crossing the border, not the Republicans.

Whatever.

"You hear some of them ... 'Sue him! Impeach him!" Obama told backers in Austin, Texas, imitating his critics. "Really? Really? For what? You're going to sue me for doing my job?"

Uh, no sir…they want to sue you for NOT doing your job. Sir.

Well that’s crazy.

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"Republicans didn't seem to mind when President Bush took more executive actions than I did. Maybe it's just me they don't like. I don't know."

Um, well they don’t like you sir, butt they don’t really think this is about George W. Bush anymore.

It’s because I’m black. Everyone says so.

"Ronald Reagan passed immigration reform, and you love Ronald Reagan!" Obama said of the GOP.

If by “immigration reform” you mean “amnesty” then yes he did. How’s that working out for you?

They’re opposed to my immigration reform plan because I’m black.

"Come on, sit down," said Obama, who met with the protesters after the speech. "I'm on your side, man. Sit down, guys, we'll talk about it later, I promise."

I’m afraid they’re losing faith in you, sir.

It’s because I’m black, isn’t it?

No sir, it’s because you keep blaming others for all the problems, don’t have any solutions, and now you won’t even do photo ops. Frankly, sir, the peasants are beginning to think they could handle your job better themselves.

Ok, I’ll do more photo ops.

“Horton Hears a Who” or “Oh, the Places You’ll Go”

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Friday, July 10 2014; the Meltdown Begins

Barack Obama Barack Obama Heads Colorado 26WtdCW5LeYl

Big Guy visited Colorado and Texas this week, where he took every opportunity to not visit the border and emphatically avoided providing any leadership with regards to the border crisis. Never being a man goaded into action by a bipartisan demand that he do his job, he chose to spend his time instead pointing out the fecklessness of Republicans.

“The best thing you can say for them is this year they have not shut down the government,” Obama said, adding, “but it’s only July.”

Uh, sir, everyone’s talking about the illegal aliens crossing the border, not the Republicans.

Whatever.

"You hear some of them ... 'Sue him! Impeach him!" Obama told backers in Austin, Texas, imitating his critics. "Really? Really? For what? You're going to sue me for doing my job?"

Uh, no sir…they want to sue you for NOT doing your job. Sir.

Well that’s crazy.

obama 1 ball

 

"Republicans didn't seem to mind when President Bush took more executive actions than I did. Maybe it's just me they don't like. I don't know."

Um, well they don’t like you sir, butt they don’t really think this is about George W. Bush anymore.

It’s because I’m black. Everyone says so.

"Ronald Reagan passed immigration reform, and you love Ronald Reagan!" Obama said of the GOP.

If by “immigration reform” you mean “amnesty” then yes he did. How’s that working out for you?

They’re opposed to my immigration reform plan because I’m black.

"Come on, sit down," said Obama, who met with the protesters after the speech. "I'm on your side, man. Sit down, guys, we'll talk about it later, I promise."

I’m afraid they’re losing faith in you, sir.

It’s because I’m black, isn’t it?

No sir, it’s because you keep blaming others for all the problems, don’t have any solutions, and now you won’t even do photo ops. Frankly, sir, the peasants are beginning to think they could handle your job better themselves.

Ok, I’ll do more photo ops.

“Horton Hears a Who” or “Oh, the Places You’ll Go”

Barack Obama Barack Obama Heads Colorado -6Lbd4lbCE_l

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Somebody Didn’t Get the Memo

Believe me, I appreciate the fact that you adhere to my “no simian references” rule when commenting. I especially appreciate the restraint that is required when dealing with situations that some might take to be flagrant “taunting.”  Take yesterday, for example; when BO was hanging with Governor Hickenlooper and just whistling Dixie past all the grave yards:

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As you can see, creeper managed to rein herself in, adhering to the letter of the law if not the intent. Screenshot Studio capture #2116

Butt apparently somebody didn’t get the memo:

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Maybe because he was busy, drinking with the white boy. And please, no racist “Hickenlooper” jokes either.

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Oh well, it’s clearly not the first memo BO didn’t get: (h/t dchrist81)

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UPDATE: BHO reports he didn’t visit the border in Texas yesterday because:

 “I’m not interested in photo-ops.” – Barack Hussein Obama July 9, 2014

Obama-Hickenlooper. doing ad for Wynkoop jpgBO and John Hickenlooper, doing an ad for Wynkoop Brewing Company (founded by John Hickenlooper) July 9, 2014

Ads? Now that’s another story.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Finally: the Final Semi-Finals. Or: When Will This Nightmare End?

Two important things you should be aware of today:

1) Brazil takes a spectacular dive in the world cup; tears flow, riots to follow.

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Maybe if the fans hadn’t decided to wear elf hats…

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their team would have tried a little harder.

There’s certainly enough blame to spread around (one of soccer’s virtues as I understand it) butt I blame the haters like Ann Coulter, who’s obsessed with hating on soccer: (h/t Gerard)

The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is "catching on" is exceeded only by the ones pretending women's basketball is fascinating.

The Oatmeal captured the sentiments of many Americans who share Ann’s soccer sensibilities:

world_cup_with_titleh/t SHS

And #2, this just in from Hollywood - the Joan Rivers Vagina Monologues, co-starring David Letterman:

That is all troops. Carry on.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

“Something there is that doesn't love a wall” – Mending Wall

Ronald Reagan, 1987:

obama-reagan“Tear down this wall!”

Barack Hussein Obama, 2014:

Obamapoint“Tear down this border!” (h/t Greg Gutfeld)

Because…we don’t need no stinkin’ wall.

Oh sure, there are times when “Something there is that doesn’t love a wall:”

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Then again, wherever there be cows, "Good fences make good neighbors."

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With my sincere apologies to Mr. Frost’s sensibilities. If that’s inadequate,

sue me

Right, Big Guy?

Right.

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Monday, July 7, 2014

Amerika’s First Indian Princess President® (Disney holds the rights)

So, the Won’s are stiffing Hillary, Bill and Joey in favor of a mini-me ideologue of dubious provenance. Who, other than see-all, know-it-all mirror, could have seen that one coming? And I don’t mind saying I told you so because it gives me an opportunity to do summer reruns from the vault.

From June 15, 2012: Channeling our inner Cherokee: a social contract story

“You built a factory out there? Good for you. But I want to be clear: you moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for; you hired workers the rest of us paid to educate; you were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for...

“Now look, you built a factory and it turned into something terrific, or a great idea? God bless. Keep a big hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along.” - Elizabeth Warren September, 2011

warrencs02Here’s the hunk you can keep, bupkis

"Look, if you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own" - Barack Hussein Obama, Roanoke,Virginia July 2012

“I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart.”

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“It must be because I worked harder than everybody else.”

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From January 28, 2012: Our Most Populist President Ever

You built a factory out there? Good for you. But I want to be clear: you moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for; you hired workers the rest of us paid to educate; you were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn't have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory, and hire someone to protect against this, because of the work the rest of us did." - Elizabeth Warren

While there’s a point in there somewhere, I’m not sure she’s right about the factory owners  not having to worry about marauding bands coming to seize everything they have:

spreading the wealth around One way to spread the wealth around: Occupy a jewelry store!

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From May 9, 2012: Evolving

It hasn’t always been this way. Oh sure, lying and politics go way back, butt Big Dawg Clinton can be credited with taking this concept to the level it enjoys today. Once you can say “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’, is” with a straight face, you’ve evolved “evolving” to another whole dimension. Now, as long as you can say something with a straight face, you can say anything.

Take the case of Pochahontas Warren for example. This blonde haired, blue eyed princess so wanted to relate to the victims that she hoped to one day represent that she actually claimed to be “one of them.”

warrencs02Elizabeth Warren, the undocumented Cherokee princess demonstrates how much Indian blood she actually has.

Victor Davis Hansen comments on the nature of this recent fraud scam identity “evolution:”

Anyone who has taught in a university has come across the “Cherokee” con, especially given the Oklahoma diaspora in California. By the time I retired from CSU, I was exhausted with “1/16th” Cherokee students, who claimed success with their gambits. This was a world of Provost Liz Smith-Lopezes, José Beckers, Simba Bavuals, and all the other attempts to traffic in victimized identities.

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From May 19, 2010: “Birth” of a Liberal’s “Truth”

So can you believe it? One little teeny-tiny mistake eventually turned into this whole huge “Birther” controversy that lives on to this day. Thanks to the rightwing nutz.

The same sort of thing happened to Elizabeth Warren: she happened to mention to her sorority sisters one day how much she enjoyed Indian pudding, and the next thing you know everyone just assumed she was Cherokee – on account of her high cheek bones! Boy, if high cheekbones is all it takes to be part Cherokee, we might just have another little princess around here.

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Could Lady M’s high cheekbones mean she’s part Indian too? Or at least part Brahmin, like Lizzie Warren? Or at least Brahman? Because aren’t they Indians too?

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From September 18, 2010: Take Our Constitution to Work Day

Anyway, Liz will be reporting, jointly, to Big Guy and little guy -Timmy the Turbo-Taxman. That way we’re guaranteed that the Constitution can take a rest until next year.

warren aptConstitution Day contest: find the Constitutional Constructionist in this picture ( hint: it’s a trick question)

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From Octover 8, 2012: The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria: Just Like Columbus, Boatloads of Gold Arrive From Across the Pond.

It’s the federal holiday previously known as Columbus Day, so there’s not much going on around town. Because Big Guy and Elizabeth Warren are charter members of the First Peoples anti-colonialist coalition, we’ve decided to follow Brown University’s lead and rename the second Monday in October “Fall Holiday.” We don’t have anything planned for the event, butt Lady M will be sporting her annual “Fall Holiday” costume anyway.

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There’s more in the vault, butt I’ve got to save some for when Elizabeth becomes the Communist party’s first Redskin Native American candidate for President.

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Sunday, July 6, 2014

You Think I’m Mean? Well, Cry Me a Rivers...

Yesterday, Big “Gay” Guy went golfing with Marvin, Marty, and Eric while Joan Rivers upheld the First Amendment. She defended her right to be politically incorrect repeatedly until she’d finally had enough of the little twit with the big, politically correct smile who kept telling Joan what “other critics” have said about her:

I’m betting one of those two was one of the “mean girls” in high school.

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And I’m betting it was the one who thinks we have a constitutional right to not be offended.

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