Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Finally: the Final Semi-Finals. Or: When Will This Nightmare End?

Two important things you should be aware of today:

1) Brazil takes a spectacular dive in the world cup; tears flow, riots to follow.


Maybe if the fans hadn’t decided to wear elf hats…


their team would have tried a little harder.

There’s certainly enough blame to spread around (one of soccer’s virtues as I understand it) butt I blame the haters like Ann Coulter, who’s obsessed with hating on soccer: (h/t Gerard)

The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is "catching on" is exceeded only by the ones pretending women's basketball is fascinating.

The Oatmeal captured the sentiments of many Americans who share Ann’s soccer sensibilities:

world_cup_with_titleh/t SHS

And #2, this just in from Hollywood - the Joan Rivers Vagina Monologues, co-starring David Letterman:

That is all troops. Carry on.

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