Two important things you should be aware of today:
Maybe if the fans hadn’t decided to wear elf hats…
their team would have tried a little harder.
The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is "catching on" is exceeded only by the ones pretending women's basketball is fascinating.
The Oatmeal captured the sentiments of many Americans who share Ann’s soccer sensibilities:
And #2, this just in from Hollywood - the Joan Rivers Vagina Monologues, co-starring David Letterman:
That is all troops. Carry on.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network