Big Guy visited Colorado and Texas this week, where he took every opportunity to not visit the border and emphatically avoided providing any leadership with regards to the border crisis. Never being a man goaded into action by a bipartisan demand that he do his job, he chose to spend his time instead pointing out the fecklessness of Republicans.
“The best thing you can say for them is this year they have not shut down the government,” Obama said, adding, “but it’s only July.”
Uh, sir, everyone’s talking about the illegal aliens crossing the border, not the Republicans.
"You hear some of them ... 'Sue him! Impeach him!" Obama told backers in Austin, Texas, imitating his critics. "Really? Really? For what? You're going to sue me for doing my job?"
Uh, no sir…they want to sue you for NOT doing your job. Sir.
Well that’s crazy.
"Republicans didn't seem to mind when President Bush took more executive actions than I did. Maybe it's just me they don't like. I don't know."
Um, well they don’t like you sir, butt they don’t really think this is about George W. Bush anymore.
It’s because I’m black. Everyone says so.
"Ronald Reagan passed immigration reform, and you love Ronald Reagan!" Obama said of the GOP.
If by “immigration reform” you mean “amnesty” then yes he did. How’s that working out for you?
They’re opposed to my immigration reform plan because I’m black.
"Come on, sit down," said Obama, who met with the protesters after the speech. "I'm on your side, man. Sit down, guys, we'll talk about it later, I promise."
I’m afraid they’re losing faith in you, sir.
It’s because I’m black, isn’t it?
No sir, it’s because you keep blaming others for all the problems, don’t have any solutions, and now you won’t even do photo ops. Frankly, sir, the peasants are beginning to think they could handle your job better themselves.
Ok, I’ll do more photo ops.
“Horton Hears a Who” or “Oh, the Places You’ll Go”
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network