Saturday, May 17, 2014

“I’m George C. Wallace (Democrat-AL) and I do NOT approve this message”

As soon as Air Force Won Too lifted off with Lady M aboard, BO and Joey ran out for burgers and fries at the Shake Shack.


He really shouldn’t do that. This sort of passive aggressive behavior completely sabotages MO’s Healthy Eating agenda and gives conservatives another excuse to accuse BO of behaving like an adolescent.

GTY_obama_biden_shake_shack_jtm_140516_16x9_608“If she asks, it was all Joey’s idea.”

And while the guys were goofing off at the malt shop, Lady M was in Topeka, working hard to advance our agenda.

b6ea19bd2b685e13540f6a706700d488MO leads a roundtable discussion at Monroe High School in Topeka, Kansas

Note to the advance team: next time you book Lady M for a “round table” make sure they know she is um, taller than average, and the chairs are sized accordingly. And make sure there’s actually a table.

Lady M’s delivered her remarks, originally planned for Sunday’s graduation ceremony until some racist parents objected, at Seniors’ Day in Topeka Kansas. Responding to critics who had hoped Lady M would use her powerful platform for more important things than eliminating kids’ fat behinds in one generation, she sounded more like a seasoned community organizer than a FLOTUS. She took the occasion to rally the troops to action; to complete the work of desegregation in America:

Although the Brown vs. Board of Education decision was handed down 60 years ago Saturday, Obama said that schools, by some measures, are as segregated today as they were then.

Best as I can make out, the entire theme was “We’re still a racist country,and it’s your job to fix it.

Celebrating the 60th anniversary of the historic Supreme Court decision that outlawed segregated schools, Obama reminded the city where the case originated that the country is still racially divided — although much more subtly than in the 1950s.

namaddox_t640H4128-L18212200That’s right: today racist Democrats are no longer white, butt they still carry a big stick.

Our water fountains aren’t segregated. Our movie theaters aren’t segregated. And our schools aren’t segregated. But in many ways we are still a separate-but-equal country, First Lady Michelle Obama told graduating seniors from five Topeka high schools Friday night.

want own waterfountains_thumb[18]“The kids want their own water fountains.”

“Our laws may no longer separate us based on our skin color, but there’s nothing in our Constitution that says we have to eat together in the lunch room or live together in the same neighborhoods.” [not until we can figure out how to]

Black Conservative Water FountainSegregation: it’s much more subtle now than it was in the 1950’s

“There’s no court case against believing in stereotypes or thinking that certain kinds of hateful jokes or comments are funny. [not until they’re classified as “hate speech”]

Many school districts, she said, are withdrawing efforts to integrate their students and communities are becoming less diverse as people flee cities for the suburbs. “As a result, many young people in America are going to school with kids who look just like them,” Obama said. “And too often, those schools aren’t equal, especially ones attended by students of color, which too often lag behind with crumbling classrooms and less experienced teachers.”

“Too many folks are still stopped on the street because of the color of their skin, or they’re made to feel unwelcome because of where they’re from, or they’re bullied because of who they love.”

She called on students to battle deep-seated prejudices that persist years after the civil rights movement swept across the country. “Graduates, it’s up to all of you to lead the way and drag my generation and your grandparents’ generation along with you,”

tea party extemistsBecause limited government, reduced spending, and restoring our Constitution are racist.

“I’m not going to lie to you. This won’t be easy,” she said. “You might have to ruffle a few feathers, and folks might not always like what you have to say.

feathers and squirrelsRuffle a few feathers, and release a whole bunch of rabid squirrels

“So, graduates, that is your mission: to make sure all those voices are heard, to make sure everyone in this country has a chance to contribute.” [unless they don’t agree with me, than #JustShutUp]

And thus ended the first officially state-sanctioned agitprop commencement address. Thumbs up, all around.

mo topeka

That should go a long way towards healing. And I’m not going to lie to you. This won’t be easy,” butt I see real presidential potential here. Right?

bo thumbs up with guiness



wllce-top“I’m George C. Wallace (Democrat-AL) and I do NOT approve of this message

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Friday, May 16, 2014

9/11 Memorial: If you can’t say something nice about Islam, #JustShutUp.

Finally, the 9/11 Memorial Museum opened yesterday.

140515093643-10-9-11-memorial-inside-horizontal-galleryThis New York urban renewal project brought to you by the Al Qaeda arm of Islamic terrorism

The memorial opened its doors after nearly 13 years of bickering with CAIR over how best to honor Muslims’ non-participation in this “man-caused” disaster.

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Deferring to the spirit of the adage “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all,” I’ll keep this brief. Like BO’s remarks:

“Mr. Obama’s remarks were crisp and short. He was given just three minutes on the program, although he took nine, an unusually short speech for a president at such a high-profile event. But he was not the main focus of the day.”

0BO, not the focus of the day

Instead, yesterday’s focus was on the people who died that day in one of several man-caused infernos. All died by the hand of Islamic terrorists; victims of an evil, anti-female, anti-gay, anti-American, anti-Semitic and incredibly barbaric political/religious cult.

BO told the assembly of survivors and family members of victims that the museum was a special place dedicated to the memory of the event and the victims: 

“Here we tell their story, so that generations yet unborn will never forget.”

Due to time constraints, BHO failed to mention specifically what we don’t want the yet unborn to forget: that if we are to protect our freedoms we must be forever vigilant and willing to fight ruthlessly against the evil in the world that despises the very tenets of our freedom and democracy.

And I’ll stop there, having run out of good things to say about Islam.

In fact the only other good thing at all about yesterday I can think to say is that it takes a very special woman to make Hillary Clinton’s butt look small; Lady M rose to the occasion.


Although we’ve come to expect as much, her dress seemed a bit unusual for such a somber occasion. Butt I guess it was better than the sleeveless frock sporting an asymmetrical hem and equally odd blouson waist that she arrived in:

deplaning His and Her Grace deplaning, respectively, in New York and D.C.

Sort of, I guess. Again, having run out of nice things to say, I better quit.

I leave you with this final thought: soaring rhetoric calling upon us to “never forget” such evil is simply shallow, hollow and cheap sentimentality unless we are willing to do what ever is necessary to prevent it from ever happening again.

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Thursday, May 15, 2014

What’s In Your Wallet? Hope it’s not a Tea Party Membership Card.

Woops! Looks like another batch of email obtained by Judicial Watch shows Democratic operatives deeply involved in yet another phony scandal. The Daily Caller says old Senator Carl Levin (D - Michigan) pressured the IRS to prosecute persecute conservative groups:

Levin, chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs’ permanent subcommittee on investigations, wrote a March 30, 2012 letter to then-IRS commissioner Douglas Shulman discussing the “urgency” of the issue of possible political activity by nonprofit applicants. Levin asked if the IRS was sending out additional information requests to applicant groups and citing an IRS rejection letter to a conservative group as an example of how the IRS should be conducting its business.


And this, from the Daily Mail:

  • Bombshell emails indicate handling of scheme targeting conservative nonprofit groups was quarterbacked at the IRS's D.C. office
  • Sen. Carl Levin, a Michigan Democrat, applied pressure in 2012 to the IRS to slow down mostly right-leaning groups he thought were too 'political'

tea party eradicationAnd too dangerous

  • Former IRS official Lois Lerner emailed IRS managers about how to tell if a 'Be On the Lookout' targeting list applied to specific tea party groups
  • Judicial Watch got emails in a Freedom Of Information Act lawsuit, casting new doubt on claims that the plot involved 'rogue employees' in Ohio

article-2628347-1DA86C5000000578-489_634x422“Not a smidgeon of corruption.”

What would possess a man, who works so hard to look enough like Benjamin Franklin to be his offspring, to undermine our Republic?

Screenshot Studio capture #1978

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Maybe he’s just trying to protect us from those dangerous, unruly Tea Party mobs,


And thinks that using the IRS to persecute them is the best way to do that.


Or maybe he just thinks it’s time for the voices of freedom and opposition to just “shut up.”

Andrew Klavan: An oldie, butt a goody!

So, in the interest of democracy, let’s go directly to the peeps to get their input:




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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

“All of your wallets are belong to us, comrade.”

We interrupt the regularly scheduled political programming to bring you this special “stopped clock” message from Alec Baldwin:

alec baldwin tweet.

That’s right, not only has he accurately described NYC, butt also, in 140 characters or less, Washington D.C. and the entire left wing of the United States of America. The man’s a genius; a virtual national treasure.

Although Alec has previously promised to 1) leave the U.S. if George W. Bush was elected (he was, and he didn’t), 2) leave New York (he wouldn’t have been arrested for riding his bike the wrong way down 5th Avenue if he had) and 3) to stop tweeting (uh, no).


I guess he shouldn’t have been running his mouth after being stopped for riding in the wrong direction (another thing New York has in common with D.C. and the left wing!).


So, privileged white male, Alec Baldwin, whined that the arresting female-of-color officers “don’t even know who I am.” I’m afraid that’s the mark of a true narcissist: it is beyond his comprehension that people might know exactly who who he is, and they simply don’t like him.

One reason female officers might not like him much is because he once called his young daughter a “rude, thoughtless little pig.”

alec and lreland Sheesh, karma is a bitch.

Big Guy hasn’t created a #SupportForAlec yet, butt he sure can empathize. He still can’t understand how anyone could not love his eponymous healthcare plan: “Love Me, Love my Obamacare.” Like Alec, the only possible explanation is “they don’t know who he is.” When in fact, they know only too well.


Butt Big Guy is trying to cure us all of a problem we didn’t even know we had until now; apparently we’re all addicted to having choices when it comes to making our healthcare decisions. And that’s a very bad thing.

“We have to break people away from the choice habit that everyone has,” said Marcus Merz, the chief executive of PreferredOne, an insurer in Golden Valley, Minn., that is owned by two health systems and a physician group. “We’re all trying to break away from this fixation on open access and broad networks.”

So when BO said “If you like your plan you can keep your plan. Period,” what he actually meant was you can keep your plan, minus all those messy choices that went along with it. “Caveat emptor,” remember?

There is a moral or two in here:

  1. When corporations and government are both tapping into the same wallet the resulting product is no longer free market capitalism, it’s crony capitalism - which is neither capitalism nor free.
  2. When driving  - whether a car, a bike or an entire economy - in the wrong direction, you are going to need to carry a photo I.D. with you, no matter how racist that sounds.

So, Alec, before you take your mouth out for another ride, ask yourself: what’s in your wallet? (h/t Brad Cundiff on Twitter)Capital_One_Match_My_Miles_30TV

And before we all go on another electoral ride remember the operative question is not “what’s in your wallet?” it’s “who’s in your wallet?” and vote accordingly.

whos_in_your_wallet_bumper_stickers-r50b93c4bca694a1d943399d7cc8a6856_v9wht_8byvr_512 (1)wallet“All of your wallets are belong to us, comrade.”

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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

If Obama had a son, he’d be just like Mike Sam. But he wouldn’t play football.

There were 256 players selected in the 2014 NFL Draft. Michael Sam, the only openly gay among them, was selected by the Rams (no off-color jokes, please) on the 249th pick – that’s seventh from last in case you still haven’t mastered your Common Core number pairs. Yet he was the only newly drafted NFL player to be singled out by the President of the United States:

“The President congratulates Michael Sam, the Rams and the NFL for taking an important step forward today in our Nation’s journey. From the playing field to the corporate boardroom, LGBT Americans prove everyday that you should be judged by what you do and not who you are,” a White House official emailed to ABC News.

Michael is a great looking guy, and I’m not just saying that because he’s gay, butt I don’t think that’s why Big Guy gave him the high fives. I think it’s because he’s so good looking that he reminds BO of himself, in fact, if Big Guy had a son, he’d look just like Michael Sam!

sam camissono hoodies

That’s Michael in the hoodie on the left. That’s Vito Cammisano (you can call him “Cammie”) with him, his boyfriend of two months. They were both really excited about Michael’s pick, as you can see:

article-2625377-1DBC9E0E00000578-839_634x658Michael and Cammie share some victory cake and kissy face

Besides Michael reminding him of the son he doesn’t have, it also reminded BO that he could have been a professional gay football player model too;


if it had all been just about making a lot of money, instead of fundamentally transforming Amerika.


Although last January BO told David Remnick that he wouldn’t let his son – if he had one - play football:

Reports of multiple concussions and retired players with early-onset dementia had been in the news all year, and so, before I left, I asked if he didn’t feel at all ambivalent about following the sport. He didn’t.

“I would not let my son play pro football,” he conceded.

And while you might perceive that comment – made while watching a Miami Dolphins–Carolina Panthers game – to be a tad hypocritical, let BO set you straight:

“At this point, there’s a little bit of caveat emptor,” he went on. “These guys, they know what they’re doing. They know what they’re buying into. It is no longer a secret.

So, got that little people? Caveat emptor! And he said it without a hint of irony or TOTUS!

obama-with-sheepIs it just me, or do those sheep look nervous?

Despite the fact that if people had actually paid attention to his admonition and conducted proper due diligence, he never would have been elected in the first place. Wow! That’s a professional wordsmith at work right there.

And had people followed his advice, he would have been freed him up to spike the ball and follow his bliss in some other field of endeavor; someplace where the consequences of taking a risk on an amateur wouldn’t have been as risky.


I’m thinking advertising, he has that suave Jon Hamm Mad Men look about him:


Both coming and going.

bo air force one coming and going

So, another barrier to equality has come down. You may recall, Lady M was the first to acknowledge this historic event when she Tweeted last February:

"You're an inspiration to all of us, @MikeSamFootball. We couldn't be prouder of your courage both on and off the field. -mo." 

Remember, the signature "mo" signifies Lady M cared enough to send the message herself, as opposed to the other 99% that are sent by the staff of OFA.

Maybe MO can talk to her BFF Anna Wintour and have a fantasy football spread included in a future issue of Vogue. I’ve got a few ideas if it’s a go…


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Monday, May 12, 2014

More questions for Media lapdogs: “Is it only a real scandal if nobody dies.”

I know this will get your week off on the right foot. Mind you, it’s from last October. Butt as far as I know, Congressman Gowdy is still waiting for anyone in the media to get back to him with the answers.

And while, dude, I know this statement was taped, like, 7 months ago, apparently Congressman Gowdy is still waiting for anyone in the media to get back to him with the answers. Which seems odd, since tracking down leads, collecting facts and exposing the truth to the American people used to be the purview of the media; the reason they enjoy the special privileges outlined in the First Amendment.

When did the cosmic shift take place that reduced them to the suppliant, compliant lot of spokesmouths they’ve become? Where are the Millennial generation’s Washington Posts; their Woodwards and Bernsteins? 

1a9Washington Post Staff, discussing whether they should publish the Phony Watergate Break In Scandal

Would a Millennial Media think that a petty theft at the DNC headquarters to obtain “dirty tricks” material for a presidential campaign against one’s opponent was a “phony scandal?”

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Transforming to a Transvestite: A Eurovision Winner Only a Mother Could Love

I confess, when I woke up and saw this headline on Drudge I was concerned: Bearded Drag Queen Wins!

What a relief to discover it wasn’t another Lady M first. It was actually Conchita Wurst, aka “Tom” from Austria who won the Eurovision Song Contest.

Ms. Wurst's onstage drag persona was created by a 25-year-old singer named Thomas Neuwirth. Sporting a skintight glittery dress, long brown hair and a beard, Ms. Wurst won the contest with a song titled "Rise Like A Phoenix."

Despite singing with a British accent, his/her native language is Austrian (h/t BHO).

Screenshot Studio capture #1965

Nor does Conchita have much else in common with MO: aside from the smallish boobage, and being a bit thick in the middle,


he/she isn’t built anything like Lady M. No luscious boo-tay and, as I notice he’s wearing full sleeves, I assume he doesn’t have fantabulous toned arms either. Plus I note he has perfect posture.

So nice try drag queen Lady M wannabe - and although you sure can sing like a girl, there’s really no comparison. Mo is a very powerful world figure, delivering important messages like #BanBossie and #BringOurGirlsHome and posing for selfies at college commencements.