Saturday, October 13, 2018

Organizing For…You Know…

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez appeared on MsNBC with Chris Hayes last week ago to discus her views on how to properly represent her constituents in Congress. Alex Parker at Redstate spotted a jarring similarity between Ms. Know-Nothing and another amazingly clueless young lady: Miss Teen South Carolina 2007:

Of course Caitlin was running for a beauty contest title and Alexandra is running for, well, you know. But her answer is equally epic: (from Redstate)

On October 5th, Alexandria appeared on MSNBC to let loose a few more syllables to…well…you’ll see.

Host Chris Hayes gushed:

“How are you going get along with these people in Washington? I mean, I think you’re going to win. That’s a prediction I’m making. … You’re going there. …[I]t’s broken, it’s so polarized. … And you’re coming, really, as an outsider at a moment when people, like, are watching what happened today and want to storm the gates, and you’re going to actually do that.”

Why in the world would he tell her she’s going to storm the gates? She appears unable to storm a paper sack with a coherent thought. As he suggested her gates-taking prowess, she nodded and smiled, topped with the cherry of an optimistic “Mmm hmm.”

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I’m wincing.

And then, Chris did the worst thing he could do — he asked something.

“What’s your plan here?”

To quote 1988’s Funny Farm (a movie I highly recommend), “Cue the deer” (in the headlights):

Alexandria

“Well, I think a lot of it has to do with changing our strategy around governance. You know, there’s a lot of inside baseball, and inside the beltway as, you know, you always hear that term thrown around.”

Oh boy…

“But there are very few organizers in Congress. And I do think organizers operate differently — it’s a different kind of strategy. And what it is is really about organizing. And really thinking about that word — organizing — segmenting people.”

What??

“Being strategic in their actions. And really bringing together a cohesive strategy of putting pressure on the chamber, instead of only focusing on the pressures inside the chamber.”

Is she talking about heart surgery?

Hayes reacted with praise:

“That’s a really interesting thought.”

Uh, no. It’s not. Either of those words.

Watch, if you’d like:

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”

Of course the last know-nothing idiot who thought that organizing-for-action was the highest calling ended up as president.

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Friday, October 12, 2018

FLOTUS Friday: Bully For You, Old Bean.

When First Lady Melania Trump said in an interview during her African trip that she “could say I'm the most bullied person on the world,” or at least “one of them, if you really see what people are saying about me,” the media guffawed: what would she know about bullying, being a privileged white woman and all?

Of course the media immediately validated her claims by criticizing everything she said - and wore - during her trip:

On Saturday, Twitter users compared Melania’s Egypt outfit — a Ralph Lauren jacket, wide-leg pants, and a Chanel blouse — to the clothing worn by the villain in Raiders of the Lost Ark, who was a Nazi sympathizer. – Vox

back of the busImperial colonialist Melania Trump in Africa, making the native guide sit at the back of the bus

Her highly photographed Kenyan safari on Friday featured the week’s most controversial outfit: an Out of Africa-esque getup complete with calf-high safari boots and a pith helmet, headgear that was worn by British explorers and colonial administrators in Africa and has endured as a longstanding symbol of European colonial rule in the continent.

181006-melania-trump-Egyptian counterpart Intissar Amer al-Sisi in Cairo.

Yes, God forbid our FLOTUS wear modest clothes that respect local traditions. Far better to be a cutting edge “fashion icon.”

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And CNN further illustrated the First Lady’s point by running the following headline: Melania Trump's destructive message to sex crime victims in which they accused her of being a hypocrite in addition to distorting the law. Of course it’s CNN, so whatever. In other headlines from the network in the past week:

And my personal favorite:

  • Why the Kanye West-Jim Brown lunch with Trump was a disaster – which concludes with “The result was about what one would expect -- a hard-to-parse, bizarre Oval Office moment with very little substance fueled by West's desperate need for attention and Trump's need for open adoration by famous people,” so no editorial content there.
  • jay-z-barack-obamaThe Jay Z and BO mutual admiration society – remember that? That was sooooo kool!

    Thursday, October 11, 2018

    All Your Thoughts Are Belong To Us…

    huffpoFrom The Huffington Post’s twitter feed – a portal that directs straight to hell.

    It’s too bad that “what justice means” in the the world they want to live in is more informed by Marx, Nazi Germany and Orwell’s 1984 than by the U.S. Constitution.

    So YOU sit down and shut up while they go about shaping the world they want you to live in, dictated by THEIR idea of justice – which apparently now includes being guilty until proven innocent. And it will not include any images (or words) that are contrary to their view of the world.

    every record destroyed 1884The Jackson-Lee Monument is removed in Baltimore.The Jackson-Lee Monument is removed in Baltimore

    One can only wonder if they would recognize irony if it bit them on their not insubstantial arses.

    churchill quote fascists

    With apologies as I see we’re no longer allowed to quote one of the greatest men of the 20th Century because…SHUT UP!

    scott kelly churchill apology

    And don’t worry about educating yourself Scott, the New Socialist Progressives have already arranged that for you.

    “Don’t you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?…The whole climate of thought will be different. In fact there will be no thought, as we understand it now. Orthodoxy means not thinking -- not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.” 

     1984, George Orwell

    Wednesday, October 10, 2018

    The Beatings Will Continue Till Morale Improves

    “So when you’re dealing with an ideological party that is driven by the lust for power, that is funded by corporate interests who want a government that does its bidding…”

    At first I thought this was just the standard Democratic tactic of accusing their enemies of their own sins, as I can think of no party that lusts after power more than the Dems do, or is supported by more corporations (e.g. Google, Facebook) dedicated to getting the government to do their bidding. But when I watched it again:

    “You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for, what you care about.That’s why I believe, if we are fortunate enough to win back the House and or the Senate, that’s when civility can start again. But until then, the only thing that the Republicans seem to recognize and respect is strength.”

    I realized that in her attempt to be relevant again it’s something more this time; Hillary is actually jumping on the “get in their face” bandwagon. “Listen up America! There will be no civility until you give the Democrats some power back. I’ll wait until 2020 to take the presidency but by God we better get either the house and/or the Senate this fall or there will be hell to pay!” This is clearly a bribe: if you want an end to the mayhem, put an end to the Republican control of government.

    Calvin bribery

    I admire the effort Hilz, morale could definitely use a bit of improvement.

    beatings morale

    Tuesday, October 9, 2018

    Free Falling. Enjoy the Trip.

    Feminism has devolved from a quest to level the playing field in work, education, and money access, to a Bitchy insistence that Womyn are the Queens of the Universe, and ALL MEN should Bow Down to Them. – The Declination

    Accordingly, they celebrate when the likes of privileged white males like John Mayer -  crooner of Coffee Shoppe genre ballads like Your Body Is A Wonderland and Love on the Weekend – do so. Indeed, at age 40 the womanizing singer has found the New Left Religion of Womyn. The perpetually adolescent jerk has been woke, he now wants you to reject the “bulls**t alpha-male contract.”

    katy perry john mayer obama inaugeral partyJohn Mayer with Katy Perry at Obama’s 2013 after-inaugural party

    Whatever that is; this drug-addled, sex-crazed moron wants you to reject it while, I assure you, he will not. Too bad his parents never bothered to teach him how to use the rest of his brain to control his lizard brainstem.

    homer-simpson-lizard-brain

    Congratulations leftists: this is the kind of “support” you’ll continue to win over to your agenda - privileged moronic punks like John Mayor. Just remember that for every idiot you add to your side another independent thinking man or woman is likely to find themselves landing squarely in the other column:

    “Something about the Kavanaugh circus these past two weeks, however, made me reconsider staying on the sidelines. The new low in political gamesmanship disturbed me. Don’t like a nominee’s jurisprudence? Leak an allegation prior to the vote. Demand the accuser’s sex be taken more seriously than the evidence. Tell a woman who shows emotion she is brave, but accuse a man who shows emotion of lacking judgement.”

    “Consider the accused guilty until proven innocent. Judge a sober, middle-aged adult by his teen beer consumption. Insist on an FBI investigation then dismiss its findings because they don’t support the narrative. Demand that the opinion of enraged activists and Hollywood actors count more than weeks of hearings. Mob the capitol. Make Kavanaugh atone for every sexual assault that has gone unpunished. Consider revenge an acceptable substitute for justice whose recipient need not be guilty, just available.”  - The Federalist

    Although he stole the song from Tom Petty, the sentiment as sung by the “woke” John Mayer pretty much sums up the Left’s current projectile:  “free falling.” Enjoy the trip.

    Monday, October 8, 2018

    Happy Goodbye Columbus Day

    I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m exhausted from the month-long circus.

    ss-181004-twip-01_7046eec62d0cd4ecbd749e665738e606.fit-660wPolice look on as protesters are arrested in the Hart Senate Office Building during a rally against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh on Capitol Hill on Oct. 4

    So I’m laying low today in order to catch up on routine chores that have fallen by the wayside while the Circus was in town. Besides, today is the national holiday-previously-known-as-Columbus-Day but now known as Indigenous Peoples Day by Coastal Elites.

    columbus2H20_Columbus

    Honestly, is there anything the Left can’t/won’t destroy?

    Anyway, tomorrow we’ll be discussing important issues again but till then I’ll be enjoying a little more covfefe.

    covfefeanswers

    Sunday, October 7, 2018

    Not Bad For a Cult Leader

    “Justice Brett Kavanaugh” – isn’t that music to your ears? It certainly was to VSGPDJT who celebrated with a few of his homies in Topeka last night where, according to Alyssa Milano (American actress, activist, and former singer) he cast some sort of a spell on the unwitting crowd:

    Alyssa Milano says President Trump may be using cult-like powers to communicate to his followers and fill them with misinformation about the #MeToo movement.

    “Do they agree with him or is he using some sort of like cult-like force to try and make them see that?” asked Milano. The question prompted a visibly confused face from Ruhle, who looked at her co-host Ali Velshi as Milano kept talking.

    In case you don’t remember Alyssa, she was the woman at the Ford/Kavanaugh hearings who garnered a lot of attention for her cleavage, described as inappropriate for the occasion,

    alyssa-milano-is-supporting-christine-blasey-ford-at-the-kavanaugh-hearings-i-needed-to-be-here-to-show-solidarity

    and for having her phone confiscated for unauthorized pictures and tweeting during the proceedings. But enough about Alyssa, a woman who represents the Hollywood Left, one of the largest cults in the country. Let’s look at a short excerpt from President Trump’s victory lap in Topeka last night:

    "You don't hand matches to an arsonist, and you don't give power to an angry left-wing mob…”

    Or as Jim Croce once said:

    You don't tug on superman's cape
    You don't spit into the wind
    You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
    And you don't mess around with Jim

    So, while the cult of the New Democratic Socialists was claiming that all white men are sexual predators and should never be believed, but all women of any color must always be believed regardless of whether their allegations can be substantiated, President Trump was busy winning. Last week he signed a new trade agreement with Mexico and Canada, recorded the lowest unemployment in 49 years, dispatched General Pompeo to North Korea to continue nuclear arms talks and seated a new Supreme Court Justice.

    Not bad for a cult leader.

    trump can't keep winning