I’m feeling a little disjointed today, butt It’s Saturday! That means it’s time for my spankin’ new feature: Saturday Sequester Survival Stories. Harrowing tales of real people who survived the R-word’s sequester, only to face an even more terrifying future!
First on the docket, Pet Care.
I don’t know about you, butt the Wons are just too busy Organizing for Action and shrinking children's’ fat behinds to feed and walk their dog.
Sure, I know Big Guy drops the old “got to go scoop the poop” canard when he wants out of some boring fundraiser with the 1%. Butt I don’t think anybody, except maybe the boring 1% giving him all that money, believes him.
And it’s not just that they’re too busy. It’s really more about the optics.