Sunday, March 3, 2013

America: On the Edge of the Physical Cliff

It only took 5 years, butt Saturday Night Live finally discovered how truly funny Big Guy is. (I can’t wait till they figure out how funny Lady M is too!)

I guess the sequester cuts won’t be as bad as everyone thought after all – except for the cutback in Lady M’s television gigs. There will be hell to pay for that.

moosey in the sky

Butt don’t just take my word for it. Here, from yesterday’s Weekly Radio Address, a summary from the Wordle Wizard of Oz himself:

Cloud 3B


Or as only the immortal Emily Litella, a regular Saturday Night Live contributor from another era, could say it:

Never Mind!

Butt stand-by: I have it on good authority that the next incoming physical crisis is scheduled for March 27:

emily litella physical cliff

At which time the entire U.S. Government is going to have to shut down! "Well it just goes to show you, it's always something--if it ain't one thing, it's another."

roseanne roseannadanna“Mr. Feder, you ask a lotta questions for someone from New Jersey.”

A mister Richard Feder of Fort Lee, New Jersey writes in and says:

“Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna: What should I do if the whole government shuts down and I can’t buy any stamps to pay my bills? Can I sue the government to recover my late charges and compensate me for my emotional trauma?”

Boy Mister Feder, you sure do ask a lot of dumb questions for someone from New Jersey. But fortunately for you, I know a thing or two about this because I, Roseanne Roseannadanna, once had to wait in line at the post office…

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