Saturday, March 2, 2019

Which Ever Way You Go You Get a Moron

“I’m fighting back against years and years and years of the cultural and the political left telling people to sit down and shut up, and I’m finally telling a bunch of people, whether it be a conservative or a libertarian on a college campus, whether it be an actor or a director in Hollywood who wants to make movies that represent his world view, I’m sayin’ I’m gonna lead the charge. And you want to follow me? Fine. And there are people who are followin’ me. I want to make things equal. I want people to have a free and open voice.” Andrew Breitbart, 1969 – 2012

I apologize for being a day late in observing the passing of St. Andrew but it’s never too late to a acknowledge the person who may have singlehandedly started the Great American Awakening.

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Yet the New Left marches on. They are still committed to turning all but the most elitist of the elites into serfs, through Universal Medicare, reparations – for Blacks AND Native Americans as one of their own peoples proposed – and of course the Green New Deal. And all while stifling dissent as only true tyrants do.

The New Socialist Dems will be led by their best and brightest.

“She’s the leader,” Mr. Moore said of Ms. Ocasio-Cortez during a recent appearance on MSNBC. “Everybody knows it, everybody feels it. She’s the leader of this mass movement.” Michael Moore

So there you have it: Conservatives’ patron saint is Andrew Breitbart.

The New Communist-Socialist Party’s patron saint is AOC.

We pray, they bray

So it’s official, the New Democrats’ leader is a moron whose grasp of economic principles can best be summed up as: “You just pay for it!” Yeah, that part is true. You just pay…and pay, and pay.

Image result for venezuela inflationThe cost of a roll of toilet paper in Venezuela November, 2018 when inflation hit 830,000% — and continues to rise.

And that works for Bernie as well, as I hear he approves of food rationing and standing in bread lines.

“Sanders claimed that bread lines were a sign of a healthy economy, suggesting an equitable distribution of wealth.”

Image result for venezuela breakdown riots empty storesI don’t know about the economy, but the people don’t look very healthy

No matter which way you go with the New Socialist Democrats, you get a moron.

Friday, March 1, 2019

FLOTUS Friday: Dreadlocks Edition

I know it’s FLOTUS Friday and I’ve got nothing.

First lady Melania Trump’s upcoming stop in the Seattle area is part of a three-state tour. (Olivier Douliery / Abaca Press  / TNS)

Melania will embark on a 3 state tour next week -

Details are few, but first lady Melania Trump will visit a tech company near Seattle on Monday as part of a three-state tour for her “Be Best” initiative, which addresses childhood well-being, online safety and opioid abuse, according to her press office. Seattle Times

at which point the media can get busy snapping sensational photographs to mischaracterize.

Until then the only Melania news is Michael Cohen’s sorry-not sorry-apology as scripted by Clinton weasel extraordinaire, Lanny Davis, after he focus-grouped it for effect.

He asked me to pay off an adult film star with whom he had an affair and to lie to his wife about it, which I did.

Lying to the First Lady is one of my biggest regrets. She is a kind, good person. I respect her greatly and she did not deserve that. 

How many times does a liar have to admit to lying before the left will acknowledge the fact he’s a liar? Never mind.

So I give you this, just in: New York City to outlaw hair discrimination, That’s right, having run out of anything else to outlaw as discriminatory they turned to hair:

New York City's Commission on Human Rights is set to ban discrimination based on hair style or texture in work or school and in public places. Guidelines issued by the commission say people have a right to "natural hair, treated or untreated hairstyles such as locs, cornrows, twists, braids, Bantu knots, fades, Afros, and/or the right to keep hair in an uncut or untrimmed state." The commission can issue fines of up to $250,000 on those found to have discriminated against someone based on their hair. There is no cap on the damages it can award.

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So if I’ve got this straight (hair trigger!) Natural Hair Discrimination Is Now Illegal In New York City. It is illegal to discriminate against whatever one chooses to do with his/her hair. I shall assume, until notified otherwise, that this applies to non-people-of-color as well. Even if they are “appropriating” this cultural affectation.

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I suspect an exception will be carved out the next time the Human Rights Commission meets. Just a note for future resolutions: make sure you think them through before issuing a mandate. Because one man’s dreadlocks may well be another man’s amaranth. And we don’t want that, do we?

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And I don’t ever want to hear another word about President Trump’s hair.

Thursday, February 28, 2019

The Art Of The Deal: Walk Away Edition

We won’t have to hear wall to wall coverage of day 3 of the Michael Cohen performance.

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Thanks to developments at the Hanoi Hilton the MSM can replace some of it with coverage about “Trumps’s Failure.” Because as of the dawn of the 21st century the left has never been at a table with a maniacal dictator that they felt the urge to walk away from.

Image result for obama meets with IranIranian President Hassan Rouhani shakes hands with President Obama: payoff to follow

Related imageHugo gifts Obama with a copy of "Open Veins of Latin America: Five Centuries of the Pillage of a Continent"

President Trump doesn’t roll that way. And now Little Miss Kim knows that.

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So here’s your MSM Fake News headline for today: “Trump Fails” and now back to the lies coming from the floor of the House Intelligence Committee hearing. I’m going to do some early spring cleaning.

Homework - What’s actually on the table: Yongbyon: The heart of North Korea's nuclear programme. Again, easier to get real news from the Brits than from our MSM.

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Shut Up And Do What’s Good For America. It’s What You’re Paid To Do.

A storied French colonial-era hotel once used by the North Vietnamese government to house foreign guests during the Vietnam War is hosting the second nuclear summit between US President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

The Sofitel Legend Metropole Hanoi has hosted dignitaries and celebrities from Charlie Chaplin on his honeymoon in 1936 to The Sofitel Legend Metropole Hanoi: Hanoi Jane slept here when she visited in the 70s

Meanwhile, back in Washington, 13 Republicans voted with 232 Democrats yesterday to pass a measure to overturn President Donald Trump’s declaration of a national emergency along the southern border. Because passing such a bill while the President is on foreign soil trying to rein in a mad dictator with a nuclear arsenal is more important (to the Democrats future).

And today a discredited, disbarred lawyer is lying testifying before Congress in order to provide the media with more sensational headlines than those concerning President Trump’s meeting in Hanoi where he’s trying to rein in a mad dictator with a nuclear arsenal. Because the Dems think this it’s more important (for them).

Back in Hanoi today, reporters were stunned when they were banned from the Trump – Kim Jong Un dinner for rudely shouting questions about Michael Cohen at the President during an earlier photo-op.

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Forty years on and the US President is apparently tired of seditious American citizens being put up in this historic hotel.

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My suggestion to one and all: just shut up and do whatever it is you’re allegedly being paid to do (as long as it isn’t treasonous).

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

The Battle of the Buttons

One doesn’t often witness such praise, albeit begrudging, of President Trump in the press: Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working.

Ever since the president announced last year that he would pursue “complete, verifiable and irreversible denuclearization of the Korean peninsula”, jeering has been the near universal response. It’s come from almost every imaginable American quarter: Republican and Democrat, liberal and conservative, expert and amateur.

But of course, it is Donald J. Trump. The media’s knee jerk reaction is to take the position that whatever he does isn’t going to work.

The news media is filled with leaks and speculation that North Korea clandestinely continues to manufacture nuclear materials and work on long-range missiles.

You never witnessed such ‘leaks and speculation” about Iran when Obama chose to believe their leaders were willing to give up their nuclear aspirations in return for a pallet full of money.

It’s not that the media, along with the rest of President Trump’s enemies, are cheering for nuclear war it’s simply that they hate Trump. They don’t want him to have any place in history other than the asterisk they intend to place after his name as the 45th President. And so they do everything they can to undermine him even if it requires lies and making stuff up.

No one quite knows why Pyongyang slowed its public and overt testing, nor why Trump’s bluntness and boasting that his nuclear button was bigger seems to have worked. But consider this: Trump largely inherited practices initiated in the Obama years, military moves that were meant to threaten and coerce North Korea in light of its diplomatic failures.

And so we arrive at step 2 in the Media v. Trump game: if his strategy does seem to be working, deflect credit back to “the smartest man with the highest IQ ever to be elected to the presidency,” Barack Hussein Obama.

And while “no one quite knows why Pyongyang slowed its public and overt testing” let’s just say that some us believe that threats, veiled and otherwise, often work in the real world.

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As Ann Althouse observes:

I'm enjoying this genre of awkward acknowledgement of Trump success. Notice how carefully it steers around any potential criticism of Obama.

“Steers around?” I think it’s pretty clear that William M. Arkin feels that, all evidence to the contrary, Obama does indeed deserve credit for it. Because he’s so awesome.

Image result for obama umbrella new orleansDang! I’m going to have to knock this iron wall down.

And intelligent.

Monday, February 25, 2019

Deja vu All Over Again

I was half awake and the news was on. I heard that Queen had just won some sort of top award, that the  President is en route to Asia to meet with a Communist dictator, people were still arguing about abortion “rights” and that speculation on a presidential impeachment continues as strong as ever.

I thought it was Groundhog Day - again.

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Related imageNixon meets with Mao, 1972

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I’d go back to sleep but I don’t want to wake up to this mess again.

Is it possible that the human race plateaued in the Seventies?

Sunday, February 24, 2019

One More Thing To Thank President Trump For

So teaching was Sandy’s “safety” occupation.

Ocasio-Cortez says she'd be teaching high school if Trump wasn't elected

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Thursday to Desus & Mero on SHOWTIME‏ that if Trump hadn’t won his presidential race in 2016 she’d most likely be teaching high school right now.

“But times of great challenge can also bring out the best in people too. So I think that’s what we’re really seeing right now,” Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said in a Showtime interview.

Wow, she’s just Little Miss Humble Pie isn’t she? Frankly I think bartending brought out the best in her. Congress just brings out the ignorance of a complete narcissist.

This Woman May Become The Youngest Congresswoman Ever, And ...

So politics weren’t in her game plan and teaching was her backup occupation. I guess her dream job has always been saving the world from cow farts by telling people how much money you can make and how much carbon you can emit. Now if they’ll just let her take her rightful place in Congress she’ll be able to do both – through the miracle of Socialism! Let’s be more like Venezuela, where they eat dogs and burn humanitarian aid trucks! Oh wait, all that carbon emission…

Meanwhile in First World news:  another staged misogynist, racial attack occurred in the Bronx. Early reports indicate Charlie the attacker owns a MAGA hat and was known to attack a gay men as well.

Of course there are some in the Twitterverse claiming that this whole thing was a setup, a staged stunt (with peanut butter) to deflect criticism of AOC’s support of plans and regimes that have been shown to result in the consumption of dogs as food. But it sure looks real.

And to think she could be teaching the children if President Trump hadn’t been elected. One more thing to thank PDJT for.