Saturday, January 21, 2017

“The Time for Empty Talk is Over. Now Arrives the Hour of Action.”

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Ah yes, it is morning in America. And what a great morning it is. Despite the teeth gnashing and hand wringing of the elitist Legacy Media over a speech that wasn’t poetic enough for their refined palates and rarified tastes, America is just fine this morning.

So let the paid Astroturfers perform their ritualistic and increasingly violent “protest” marches across the country and around the world. No matter how many storefront windows you break, no matter how many police cars – and now limousines, nice touch! – you torch, Trump will still be President.

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And no, he has not come to make the world a dark and scary place as you fear, but rather to place it’s many possibilities within your grasp if you are willing to quit bitching and get to work.

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“And whether a child is born in the urban sprawl of Detroit or the windswept plains of Nebraska, they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams and they are infused with the breath of life by the same Almighty Creator.”

Is that poetic enough for you?

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Friday, January 20, 2017

MOTUS Special Twilight Nocturne Lounge: the Deplorable Inaugural Edition

Come on in and join the celebration!  The Occupation is over; our long national nightmare has come to an end. Welcome to Day One of MAGA!

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As it’s been a long time since we’ve had occasion to celebrate with genuine revelry I’m throwing a pent-up-demand-on-steroids party.

There will be food:

caviar3First scandal of the  Trump administration: RUSSIAN caviar?!

there will be beverage:

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And there will be song:

At Last, Phoebe Snow

“We are in heaven, because you are mine at last”

And we will party all day and well into the night.

As to the snowflakes who have opted out of today’s festivities in favor of bitterly clinging to their ‘antipathy to people who aren't like them’ I have this shoutout: “I feel your pain.”  Hope that makes them feel better, knowing that the deplorables actually have feelings after all. For them, I dedicate this song:

Lonely Teardrops, Michael McDonald

I would have used the original Jackie Wilson version but having Michael McDonald drown in his own tears seemed to add a little something to today’s sense of well deserved schadenfreude.

So party on my wonderful, irredeemable deplorables because…

Time Has Come Today

Time has come today young hearts can go
Their way can't put it off another day
I don't care what others say they say we
Don't listen anyway time has come today, hey

The room has changed today I have no place to stay
I'm thinking about the subway my love has blown away
My tears have come and gone oh, Lord I got to run

phoenix rising from ashesLike a Phoenix rising from the ashes…we Will make America Great Again

Thank you God, and God bless America

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Turn Out the Lights, Obama’s Party’s Over.

The Make America Great Again Party Begins!

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MOTUS’ Deplorable Twilight Nocturne Lounge: MAGA Edition Opens Immediately Following the Swearing In of the 45th President of the United States of America or 2:00PM EDT, whichever comes first.

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Thursday, January 19, 2017

Giddy-Up Cowboy, We’re Going To Make America Great Again!

Hey Hollywood Elite, # NeverTrumpers and Snowflakes United: are you boycotting the Inauguration? Need an “Inaugural Survival Guide?” Then I’ve got just the place for you; come to the Sundance Film Festival in Park City! I promise you’ll feel at home and will be entertained with all the politically correct and anti-American movies you can stomach.

The inauguration of President-Elect Donald Trump is January 20, 2017 — which is also the first full day of the Sundance Film Festival. That’s already inspired multiple festival attendees to discuss how they might arrange marches or protests, and now the festival has gone on the record to say that they will help connect any group who wishes to demonstrate with Park City so they can effectively organize. 

“As an arts organization that supports freedom of speech and empowering the individual voice, we always look to create a safe space for artists and will facilitate requests from outside groups that want to host demonstrations at our 2017 Festival by connecting them with the city of Park City, Utah to organize,” a rep for the festival told The Hollywood Reporter. – Indiewire

Al Gore’s documentary An Inconvenient Sequel opens the festival tonight anD as with his first Sundance spectacular - An Inconvenient Truthit is intended to once again sound the alarm about the impending   environmental disaster that he told us 11 years ago would be here by now. It’s guaranteed to win a second Oscar for this Hollywood Eco-guru.

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Gore’s film, full title An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power is by no means the only environmental propaganda film this year:

Additionally, festival director John Cooper said that the lineup’s push for more environmental films was partly in response to the global warming crisis as well as those who continually devalue the issue.

“Over the last couple of years, we saw a lack of environmental films being made, and these are topics affecting us all,” he said. “This is one of Robert Redford’s personal fights. We got a lot of films this year [tackling the issue], and it all worked out. When people are questioning, ‘Is it real?,’ we have plenty of examples that tell the story in complete and complex ways.”

Let the record reflect that one of the most “complex ways” to tell the story is through fake news aka “lies” outside of D.C. and Hollywood.

And lest we all forget, one of Hollywood’s primary role is to normalize the abnormal (by definition). So once again the festival will be awash in what they themselves categorize as “Queer” films: 10 Reasons Why This Year’s Festival Is Essential for Queer Cinema. The queer films, filmmakers, and talent everyone will be talking about in 2017.

Trust me there’s something there for you no matter where you fall on the LGBTQIA spectrum. Please don’t ask me to explain, butt you’re free to check out the “Around the World in 80 Gays” offerings yourself.

So like I said, if you’re looking for a save space this Inaugural weekend come to Sundance. For everyone else, well, giddy-up cowboy!

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We’re going to Make America Great Again!

Note for Snowflakes coming to PC: Be sure to bring your mukluks; global warming hasn’t found us yet.

 

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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Wolves Don’t Care About The Opinions of Sheep

Boycotted by Hollywood, boycotted by House Democrats, plotted against by anti-Trump activists to disrupt your inaugural and now this: The U.S. “Press Corps” issues a threat to the incoming President. Here’s the gist of it:

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As with most stompy foot tantrums this one goes on and on:

All of this, of course, is your choice and, in a way, your right. While the Constitution protects the freedom of the press, it doesn’t dictate how the president must honor that; regular press conferences aren’t enshrined in the document.

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And we have no problem with that if we like our shepherd.

But while you have every right to decide your ground rules for engaging with the press, we have some, too. It is, after all, our airtime and column inches that you are seeking to influence. We, not you, decide how best to serve our readers, listeners, and viewers. So think of what follows as a backgrounder on what to expect from us over the next four years. 

If you don’t have time to read the whole thing, here are the press corps (or “corpse” as their current shepherd would call them) demands. Editorial comments highlighted:

  • Access is preferable, but not critical. (We’ll make our own stuff up either way)
  • Off the record and other ground rules are ours—not yours—to set. (Unlike with the previous Administration)
  • We decide how much airtime to give your spokespeople and surrogates.(See above, YANTBOM)
  • We believe there is an objective truth, and we will hold you to that. (ha! they’ve finally rediscovered objectivity!)
  • We’ll obsess over the details of government. (Another new-found skill set)
  • We will set higher standards for ourselves than ever before.(Not a real high bar, that)
  • We’re going to work together. (This time to take you out, not prop you up like the last 8 years)
  • We’re playing the long game. (We’ve noticed. Right now you’re losing.)

In other words, Mr. President Elect, “Can You Hear Me Now?”

Sheep-listenAnd I/we really, really mean it.

Do read the whole thing; it’s as if they just woke from an 8 year snooze and suddenly remembered they had a job to do. At least they are well rested. That’s good because they’re going to have to keep an eye on their flanks; there’s a new sheep herder in town and this one might turn out to be a wolf.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

The Stress of Victimhood Denial

Thank goodness for our federal government, they can fix anything:

The Department of State held workshops for agency employees struggling with the emotional stress of the Trump Transition in December, the Washington Free Beacon reports.DC

You can’t blame them, their poor employees had barely recovered from Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) when along comes this even more virulent strain, Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), that nearly every employee at State fell prey to.

I’m sure they had plenty of diaper pins, Play Doh, coloring books and counselors on hand in their safe space to prevent staffers from doing harm to themselves or others. Their overseers could feel their pain, and wanted to help them deal with it correctly.

“Change is an inevitable part of the human experience. “We can become paralyzed by fear or allow the experience of change to propel us closer to self-actualization.”

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In my experience “self-actualized” liberals are the worst kind: they’re the ones who will happily attack and malign anyone who doesn’t agree with them, who can’t advance a logical argument without resorting to name calling and out-of-control histrionics. Who, if they are successful, assume it’s because they are better than everyone else. And if they are not successful still assume they are better than everyone else butt are victims of the unfair/bigoted/racist world of conservatives. The role of their poor choices never enters the equation.

For the record the State Department didn’t offer therapy sessions when Barack Hussein Obama won in 2008. That’s because when conservatives are disappointed with life’s outcome they don’t channel all of their energy into crying, protesting and generally threatening the well-being of their ideological enemies and even their friends who will not join them in their collective stompy-footed demands.

No, when conservatives lose this is the only stress relief they get - or need:

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And then they carry on.

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Butt for liberals work is so overrated.

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Monday, January 16, 2017

Suggestion For the POOP People: MoveOn.Org

U.S. civil rights activists vowed on Saturday to defend hard-fought gains in voting rights and criminal justice during the presidency of Donald Trump, kicking off a week of protests ahead of the Republican's inauguration. – Reuters

From a silly “Cough-In” at one of Trump’s restaurants to John Lewis’s declaration that he would be skipping the inauguration in protest, to Rosie O’Donnell’s plan to swear John McCain in as an emergency interim president, the Left was hard at work organizing against America this week. Their one remaining grievance – that butt for Russia we would be preparing to inaugurate America’s first female Communist president - doesn’t seem to be getting any traction. Therefore there will be more organized protests to demonstrate how illegitimate Donald Trump’s presidency is. HuffPo has even gone to the trouble to consolidate the dozens of officially sanctioned protests scheduled for Inauguration Day.

It all makes my head spin and makes be begin to believe that Al Sharpton’s famous Ms.NBC tongue entanglement

“resist we much!” was less malapropism and more Freudian slip.

In any event, having been subjected to this barrage of manufactured, packaged and distributed leftist outrage for far too long I think it is appropriate to rename their once Democratic party for them. Henceforth they shall be referred to as the Party Of Organized Protests, or POOP for short. I’ve even designed an emoji mascot for them - the Angry Poop emoticon.

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And wow! No sooner do I announce it’s creation and BuzzFeed – that awesome fake news site that brought you the complete Golden Rain Dossier is all over this hot steaming pile of POOP, offering no fewer than 24 Emoji POOP gifts just in time for Inauguration Day.

Butt once again China seems to have cornered the market: they are offering POOP emojis in bulk from Chinese manufacturing company Yangzhou - with additional features available - through Alibaba (China’s Amazon) for as little as $.85! 

poop pillowAlibaba’s version comes with suction cups: so you can hang your POOP anywhere.

They’re available on America’s version of Alibaba (Amazon) for $9.95. Could it be that Trump is right about China taking advantage of us after all? And if he’s right about that what else might he be right about? Not that his detractors care, they’re too busy spreading their POOP, trying to keep the country moving, to the left.

Sorry, POOP people, we’re going to MAGA. May I politely suggest you MoveOn.Org?

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Sunday, January 15, 2017

This Is How You Wear Black and White

Well here we go - the kickoff of Inauguration Week! And for the occasion we’re going back to our roots, shallow though they may be, of Lady M’s fashion iconery. Today’s fashion commentary is sponsored by Gerard at American Digest where today you can find all manner of amazing information: an update on David Brooks, a Leopard selfie, a surprisingly up-close-and-personal account of the Penthouse years, a great rendition of David Bowie’s “Heroes” – and much, much more!

Butt for my fashion post there’s this, from Lady M’s most recent (and last as FLOTUS) appearance with Jimmy Fallon. For the pre-show “surprise” meet-and-greet with her fan club she chose one of her signature designer housecoats:

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Which led Ace to ponder the eternal question: who wore it better?

who wore it betterThe old battleship didn’t really stand a chance.

In addition to the surprise “thank you” segment, where fan boyz and girlz got an opportunity to personally thank Lady M for her awesomeness, the Jimmy Fallon show also served as an unofficial going away (I wish) party for Lady M, with lot’s of guests like Stevie Wonder (which required a wardrobe change).

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What a touching send off, filled with personal thank yous and messages.

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This was my favorite note:

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Like your mama taught you, if you can’t say something nice…

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