Saturday, February 18, 2017

Here I Come Again Now Baby, Like a Dog In Heat**

There may be hope for my home state after all: There’s a rumor floating that both Kid Rock AND Ted Nugent could be candidates for the Senate in 2018.

nugent kid rock

They would be running against a(nother) truly horrible female Democrat Senator, Debbie Stabenow. That’s her in the middle, below, along with a D.C. pussy-Marcher on the left and Debbie Dingle, a Michigan U.S. Representative, on the right.

636223338942504713-Phoebe-and-the-DebbiesStick a pair of pink ears on her and she’s done.

She’s an ex-teacher who has been at the trough since winning her race in 2000, fighting against America every opportunity she gets. Needless to say she’s deep in the folds of the Teachers’ Union pockets and was dead-set against the confirmation of Betsy DeVos:

“Betsy DeVos and her family have a long record of pushing policies that I believe have seriously undermined public education in Michigan and failed our children.  Therefore, I cannot support (her).”

The “policies” she’s referring to that “have seriously undermined public education” are charter schools and school choice. Debbie (and the teachers’ union) are opposed of course, because Michigan public schools, particularly Detroit and Flint, are doing so well:

Detroit Public Schools have the worst test scores and graduation rates in the nation, but there are more problems plaguing the district.

Odd, isn’t it that Democrats are all about “choice” when it comes to babies, but dead set against it when it involves choosing what school your “choice” can go to.

Anyway, Nugent, like his friend Donald, isn’t afraid to speak his mind, as he did recently with The Daily Caller:

nugent trump

“I’m always very interested in making my country and the great state of Michigan great again and there is nothing I wouldn’t do to help in any way I possibly can,”

Posting this on his Facebook:

“If these GOP sonsabitches don’t get it right this time I will come charging in as the ultimate WE THE PISSED OFF PEOPLE Mr FixIt Consitutional firebreathing shitkicker candidate from hell!”

And like the Donald, he speaks plainly enough so that even the lone sock in the drawer can understand:

What sort of anti-American fool doesn’t believe we need secure borders?” and “What sort of Michael Moore freak sides with criminals instead of law enforcement heroes?” Nugent asked incredulously.

“Who on God’s good green earth can possibly support the redistribution of hard working Americans’ earnings to people unwilling to earn their own way?” he continued. “We the people are justifiably fed up with ‘Fedzilla’ and bureaucrats of every stripe,” he asserted.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Kid Rock, but come on, there is nothing like a straight talkin’ man:

I’m going to have to support the Motor City Madman purely for the entertainment value; his reasonable approach to life is just added value.

R.I.P. Debbie, cuz I got you in a stranglehold, baby**

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Friday, February 17, 2017

President Trump Beats the Press (h/t Drudge)

This is getting a bit out of hand: Chuck Todd fears that President Trump is “delegitimizing” the media while carrying water for the latest Democratic Party conspiracy proffered in order to delegitimize the President. Behold the fully-hatched Great Russian Conspiracy:

The so-called scandal involving former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn is 9/11, Pearl Harbor, Iran-Contra, Watergate, proof of presidential fascism, a cynical money-making scheme, and a pro-Russian spy thriller all rolled into one, according to the increasingly deranged rants of howling left-wingers and their truth-adverse confederates in the mainstream media. – Frontpage

As you may have expected Trump, being Trump, pushed back - bigly:

“This whole Russia scam that you guys” are pushing on people is “so you don’t talk about the real subject which is illegal leaks.”

“The public sees it,” he said. “They see it. They see it’s not fair. You take a look at some of your shows and you see the bias and the hatred. And the public is smart. They understand it.”

“I didn’t do anything for Russia,” he said. “I have done nothing for Russia. Hillary Clinton gave them 20 percent of our uranium. Hillary Clinton did a reset, remember with the stupid plastic button that made us look like a bunch of jerks.”

I think I have a partial solution to morass; we need to create a new color coded system of press credentials. Red for Real News outlets:

red pomsReal News Credential

And blue for all the other Fake News sources.

blue pom2Fake News Credentials

Then Sean Spicer could hold two briefings each day: one for reporters with the red credential, where real issues would be addressed, and one, an hour later, for those holding the blue pom poms where all the Fake News of the Day will be discussed amongst themselves. So don’t worry about Sean being over-worked; in the second briefing he doesn’t really have to answer any questions, he just needs to be there to provide the backdrop for the Fake News journalists to mouth their own talking points and accusations ad nauseam.

Optional: those holding blue pom pom credentials can be further sub-divided into “Regular” Fake News and full-bore Yellow Journalism.

yellow pom The coveted “Yellow Journalism” credential.

Those holding Yellow Journalist credentials would not be allowed to attend both briefings and press conferences but could not speak.

This new color coded credentialing system would make it easy, in future Presidential Press Conferences, for President Trump to know who to call on and who to beat up. I think this will help make future meetings with press run “like a fine tuned machine.” Bigly.

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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Operation Clean Sweep

Did you see this headline on Drudge Wednesday?

drudge spooks headline

Broad new powers for spooks? We knew that Drudge was “Fake News” but this pretty much confirms he’s racist as well.

organized for action copyOSOFA – Obama’s Spooks, Organized For Action:

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised; I mean Barry did promise that he was going to create his own civilian security force:


And he did deploy the JV team that wasn’t quite as strong or powerful or well funded for the important 2008 election:


and again in 2012 when they were a bit stronger and more powerful but still not as well funded as he’d have liked:

Members of The New Black Panther Party walk towards the US Capitol in Washington, DC, for the Million More Movement rally to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the Million Man March, Saturday, October 15, 2005. ( J.M. Eddins Jr. / The Washington Times )

What’s that? Drudge was referring to the NSA?

I take full responsibility for this unfortunate mis-misunderstanding; that was just me, acting stupidly. There’s no racism here, it’s something far more sinister -  Deep State: a network of permanent, unaccountable, shadowy agents entrusted with the country’s most sensitive secrets acting on their own behalf rather than that of duly elected officials. spy-vs-spyGiving these “spooks” – more power just makes them more effective at practicing their dark arts in domestic politics (h/t: Larwyn’s Lynx) to bring down the Trump administration one by one.


Who will be next? I don’t know. But I do know who the ultimate target is; they don’t really want America to win.

caesar trump

Caesar. Who is it in the press that calls on me? I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music,
Cry 'Caesar!' Speak; Caesar is turn'd to hear

Soothsayer. Beware the ides of March.

Caesar. What man is that?

Brutus. A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.

Caesar. Set him before me; let me see his face.

Cassius. Fellow, come from the throng; look upon Caesar.

Caesar. What say'st thou to me now? speak once again.

Soothsayer. Beware the ides of March.

Indeed. Time to deploy the sweepers.

street sweeperOperation Clean Sweep

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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Paradise, If You Can See It.


Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse — and Thou
      Beside me singing in the Wilderness —
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.

- Omar Khayyám

I tell you what, I’ll provide the bread,

sourdough bread 

and the wine - left over from the Flyover Fest.


Gerard provides the verse – in narrative form. About paradise. Enjoy. Life is so much more than politics.

“This job began in the winter and the only source of heat Miss Helen had was a standard issue wood stove that she also used for cooking. The stove took a lot of wood and the old lady’s wood came from a large pile of logs on another islet behind her hut. They were far too big to fit in the stove and my main job was to take a maul, then an axe, then a hatchet, and transform each log into a pile of kindling that the old lady could use. It wasn’t that bad a job except when it snowed or rained, which, since this was winter in Paradise was pretty much every other day when it was not a continuation of the snow and rain from the day before.”

Read the whole thing…

mountain mist

“Life is paradise, and we are all in paradise, but we refuse to see it.”

  Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Happy St. Valentine’s Day: Thank You For Your Service

Let’s start the day with a nice cup of coffee:

coffee love

Just be aware that not everybody loves Valentine’s Day:

death to valentinemuslim valentine

So please try to be sensitive. We don’t want to trigger anyone:

valentines massacre

Nor do we want to have to set up any more safe spaces for the anti-Valentine’s crowd. Frankly, we’re running out of room.

safe space

And another piece of advice: don’t send insincere Valentine’s Day greetings; the recipient might see right through it.

calvin valentines“Dear President Trump, I hate you. Drop dead.” The Media


HobbesHeartsCalvin valentine

Just remember: Valentine’s Day – it’s an exhibition, not a competition. There’s no such thing as too many chocolates or flowers:

chocolate valentines toolsvalentine3For either man or beast.

Oh, and one last thing, a Valentine for General Flynn from the media:

valentines-day-rome“Thank you for your service.”

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Monday, February 13, 2017

Don’t Get Your Pink Pantashoes In A Bundle

You have no reason to heed my advice, as fashion and I had a parting of the ways shortly after I stopped reporting for work on a daily basis. But this is a big story and you need to be aware, especially since tomorrow is Valentine’s day and you may be tempted to don something in your favorite shade of near-red:


According to Mr. Kors, pink this season is about power, specifically, “the idea that women today want to feel feminine but also powerful, strong and independent.” In the wake of the recent women’s marches in Washington, D.C., New York and other cities where pink cat-eared “pussy hats” were a must-have accessory, this view of pink is gaining traction. Karla Welch, a stylist whose clients include Olivia Wilde, Amy Poehler and Lorde, calls it “the color of a feminine political awakening.” Making Peace With Pink

The article instructing women on the proper use and application of pink also introduced a new fashion I was unfamiliar with: Pantashoes. Yes, they are exactly what they sound like: shoes attached to your pants. Here they are on the runway, teamed with one of those power-pink frocks:


And they aren’t cheap: the dress is just $1,895 but the Pantashoes are $2,850, both from Balenciaga.

Remember when the House of Balenciaga was pure elegance and style?

christobal balenciagaCristobal Balenciaga, 1957

suzy parker balenciagaSuzy Parker in Balenciaga, 1953

Well I checked this year’s Balenciaga site and discovered many examples of why fashion and I broke up, including pantalegs,

imagine Delhi meets

life preservers,


and…eeuuu!! I don’t know what…condoms in pantalegs?

imagine well you know

I only mention this so you can pause for a moment in order to be properly grateful that Lady M is no longer FLOTUS so you will not be subjected to THAT vision.

Meanwhile, pink was busy being powerful at last night’s Grammys:

jennifer-lopez-7d09d00b-7788-4e2f-8c86-cdfffb9f3fb4Jennifer Lopez does the slutty powerful pink

604242079CC00238_The_58th_GTaylor Swift does fifty shades of power pink

So you’ve been warned: this season it’s either political pink or good old patriotic red, white and blue:

joy-villa-trumpJoy Villa: all aboard the Trump Train!

Choose wisely and MAGA.



Today’s post brought to you by the original Pink Pantashoes.

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Sunday, February 12, 2017

Fun With Ferrets

OMG! OMG! Trump Administration is in turmoil! They’re going to dump Sean Spicer as Press Secretary! He’s screwed everything up!

As reported by Fake News Site, CNN:

The White House is ramping up its search for a new communications director in an effort to lighten the load of embattled White House press secretary Sean Spicer, multiple sources told CNN.

A source familiar with internal communications said President Donald Trump is disappointed in Spicer's performance during the first two weeks of the administration.

A longtime Republican operative, Spicer is a close ally of White House chief of staff Reince Priebus. According to the source close to the hiring process, Trump is upset with Priebus over the selection of Spicer for arguably the administration's most visible position, next to the President.

"Priebus vouched for Spicer and against Trump's instincts," the source said.

The President "regrets it every day and blames Priebus," the source added.

But a senior administration official says Trump supports Spicer "100%."

Best guess as to what’s actually going on:

There’s a leaker somewhere in the White House.


Trump hates leakers.

Best way to ferret a leaker out?


Feed them fake news. Something sweet, that they can’t resist.

ferret ice cream

They’ll run with it:


I’m guessing somebody is going to be ushered out of the White House next week but it’s not likely to be Spicer.


the molsterman report-no press copyI’m Molsterman and I approved this message.

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