Saturday, March 16, 2013

Organize This, America!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear…

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Bad enough that Big Guy just gave the proverbial finger to that small, “severe” part of America that doesn’t idolize him. Butt did he have to do it on his 501(c)(4) site? I guess it’s not technically illegal to spike the ball for no particularly good reason on a tax exempt  site, butt it sure is tacky, I don’t care who you are. Not to mention childish, immature and unprofessional.

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Friday, March 15, 2013

New Sequester Diet Cuts Royal Food Taster

Stop the madness! Big Guy’s Royal Food Taster has been sequestered!

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The entire charm offensive fell apart yesterday when BO was unable to break bread with the loyal opposition because he suspected them of trying to poison him. Mark my words; when the entire government shuts down because the R-words won’t roll over and give Big Guy the tax increase he wants accept Big Guy’s magnanimous compromise and agree to a balanced approach to the budget, it will be due to this foolish – and probably racist - sequester cut.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Without Artifice and Illusion, We Got Nothing

First, let me say welcome, Pope Francis I. And Godspeed. The world can certainly use  an “authentic, credible, humble” leader.

Vatican PopeViva il Papa! Godspeed.

The new Pope was barely announced before Hugo Chavez – from the grave no less – took credit for ensuring the appointment of the Argentinian as the first pope from South America.

Butt fuggedaboutit! Hugo in absentia had nothing to do with this historic event. In fact Big Guy is taking credit for negotiating the whole deal. Apparently he brokered the compromise,  arranging for Argentina to give up it’s claim on the Falkland Islands in exchange for getting the first Latin American pope – ever! Apparently it really is all politics.

So with all that on his plate, is it any wonder that BO didn’t have time to be involved in the Secret Services’ very unpopular sequester decision to close the Big White to tours? 

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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

“Haven’t We Already Run Out of Money?”

Isn’t it just like that young whippersnapper, Paul Ryan, to go ahead and produce his own budget?

He’s just grandstanding, you know. To draw attention to the fact that laws are only for little people: Case # 3476:

Under the law, President Obama must submit a budget by the first Monday in February, but he has met the deadline only once. The annual budget submission is supposed to start a congressional budgeting process, but that has also broken down. The Senate last passed a budget resolution in 2009.

Hey! Know who else has run a huge deficit for years without having an operating budget?

Detroit! That’s who.

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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Missing MO Than I Expected

Man, I was so HOPE-ing I wouldn’t have to cover this, butt then creeper tipped me off to this headline from the MailOnline: President Obama had dinner with Bill and Hillary Clinton on Friday night... but where was Michelle?


My own MailOnline for cripes sakes! The source of my official yellow journalism creds! Stabbing me in the back! Spilling the beans on Lady M for skipping yet another bo-oring dinner with Bubba and Big Guy’s old secretary!

Take a breath MOTUS...Ok...I’m better now. How could they do this to me??? Now I’ve got to explain why Lady M refused to sit at the same table with was indisposed and couldn’t be bothered dine with the former President and potential monkey in her 2016 wrench. Oh-oh! I banned the “monkey” word from my blog didn’t I…oh wait! I’m officially a member of the O-regime – the rules don’t apply to moi! Whew.

Monday, March 11, 2013


It was probably a mistake, planning our #AskFLOTUS live event on the 6 month anniversary of the start of Benghazigate. Twitchy is all a twitter.

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Some of the haters aren’t pulling any punches, I see:

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Here’s one of the more respectful ones:

Screenshot Studio capture #979163366420To make them big and schtrong, S. M., that’s why.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

That Girl!

Big Guy just signed historic legislation into law expanding the “definition” of “Women” to include; lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, Native Americans and illegal aliens.*

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Wow! That makes them all eligible to receive free Fluke (rhymes with duck) condoms for life!

* NOTE: This offer does not apply in Afghanistan where they operate under sharia law, or Iran where they do not have the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Transgender phenomenon.