Saturday, October 19, 2019

Hazardous Waste Day

Today is Hazardous Waste Day in my little town. So I’ve rounded up 30 years worth of DIY leftover paint, stain, strippers and sealers that I’ve been saving for do-overs. As we’ve reached the point where even Raj has conceded that we are never going to repaint the entire house ourselves again, we’re hauling all this Schiff off to the toxic waste dump as we should have years ago.

                  If only it was that simple.

Please handle all hazardous waste with extreme caution as you never know how, or when, it will pop up again to pollute the environment.

Friday, October 18, 2019

Please Pray For the Turkeys

Erdogan had to prove that President Trump is not his daddy so there were skirmishes after the cease fire was announced. ABC released video:

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Most Democrats were elated because they perceive this as bad for Trump, temporarily forgetting about the Kurds they were so concerned about just a few short days ago. Of course there were some Democratic Socialists who were saddened by the news.


Please pray for those turkeys.

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Throwback Thursday: When Real Women Wore Hosiery

I’m not exactly sure what this means but it can’t be good. Here’s the deal:

I saw this photo of Fiona Hill arriving to testify, or whatever, in the Impeachment Inquiry, or whatever, conducted by the House Intelligence Committee, or whatever committee is investigating the President this week - I didn’t care enough to check but I presume at some point this circus has to move onto the Judiciary committee – and my only thought was:

“Oh look, Fiona’s wearing black stockings! Maybe the bare-legged look is finally over.”

Image result for bare legs and. hosieryCan I hear it for a return to grace?

So there you have it, my fever broke for a day or two. By repeating the soothing mantra “I don’t give a Schiff” I managed to suspend my rage by remembering a more civilized time when bare legs were considered vulgar unless you were wearing shorts.

For several days I was fine, ignoring everything leaked by the Kangaroo Kourt. Until yesterday that is, when the President met with members of Congress to discuss the Syrian situation and little Miss Fancy-Pantsy advised President Trump that with him “all roads lead to Putin.” She-of-little brain conveniently ignoring the fact that it was President Obama, not President Trump, who allowed Russia to get a foothold in the Middle East. And that it was Obama’s redline head-fake that created today’s mess.

The party whose political ideology brought slovenliness to virtually every level of human behavior only now thinks to ask “why the hell are we standing down”?  Unfortunately it was their squad that let their panties get in a bundle.

And I’m pretty sure they don’t know how to unbundle them so they’ll just blame President Trump. And continue to bitch about the incivility. Well if they insist on continuing this fight they might want to stock up on some of these:

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Uni-panties – They take a lickin’ and keep on kickin’

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

The Following Is A Paid Political Message

Three hours of Democrats Debating! Sheer joy.

Off limits for discussion last night: immigration, critical trade issues, climate change.

On topic: Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Socialism, more Socialism, and most Socialism!

For some reason the entire evening reminded me of the punchline of that old joke about prostitution, “Madam, we've already established that. Now we are just haggling about the price”.

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Tempting, isn’t it? The thought of eliminating the pimps?

Except in Washington people pimp themselves out so you’ll never be rid of them. Speaking of which, everyone gasped when Anderson Cooper dared ask the unmentionable of Joe Biden:

“If it's not okay for a president's family to be involved in foreign businesses, why was it okay for your son when you were vice president?”

Well that’s easy; because he’s just Joe being Joe and Trump isn’t. Next question?

“My son did nothing wrong. I did nothing wrong. I carried out the policy of the United States in rooting out corruption in Ukraine. And that's what we should be focusing on…My son's statement speaks for itself. What I think is important is we focus on why it's so important to remove this man from office.”

I had momentarily forgotten that liberals believe only in situational ethics. And if your personal situation requires you to sin and/or commit unethical and illegal acts in order to advance your personal goals you get a pass.

Note: This has been a paid political announcement paid for by the Kamala Harris for President campaign. 

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Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Twilight Zone Tuesday: Swamp Edition

Imagine if you will a world where one of President Donald J. Trump’s sons with no experience in the gas and oil business was appointed to the board of the Ukrainian energy company Burisma which then paid him $50,000 a month.

Image result for hunter biden today interviewIf I was Hunter I might have saved this George Clooney look for my witness protection days

And then imagine that the same son, with no real experience in business, finance or international law, sets up an investment company and immediately is granted meetings with executives from China's biggest banks as well as it's sovereign wealth and social security funds. Then imagine that the son’s still new company gets a $1.5 BILLION deal with these same Chinese companies, somehow beating out the oldest most established banking organizations in America. Oh, and did I mention, this son also had a history of drug abuse?

If this was a Trump son and the Democrat-media complex expressed so little interest would you think maybe we’ve entered the Twilight Zone?

To help you answer, I remind you that the state-owned Chinese entities that Hunter’s firm was doing “business” with are also in the business of stealing U.S. intellectual properties including military secrets. If that makes any difference. I can tell you one thing for sure, you wouldn’t here CNN declaring this:

There is no evidence of wrongdoing by either Joe or Hunter Biden.

if the above scenario was about either of the Trump sons.

So again I ask: Twilight Zone?

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Or just deep in the swamp?

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Monday, October 14, 2019

Mirrorless Monday: In Which We Fail To See Christopher Columbus’ Reflection

Here it is, the second Monday in October which means it’s once again Columbus Day, that most contentious of holidays. Columbus Day has unofficially been celebrated since 1792 and has been a national holiday since 1934. Ever since the late 70s there has been a move afoot to “take back the holiday” from the evil white privileged supremacist and celebrate instead those perfectly formed, innocent and peaceful Indigenous Peoples who discovered corn.

Naturally California and universities were the first to embrace this politically correct change, alleging that the man who literally changed the world did so with malice aforethought. We are to believe that Christopher Columbus – who sailed forth into a void that many believed was the edge of the world that he would fall to his death from - in search of the Orient (also no longer politically correct and I don’t even know why) with genocide in his heart. Upon discovering the Americas by accident he set about the intentional destruction of the indigenous peoples. If you doubt for one moment that this is the way history is now taught read the comments on any article about changing the name of the holiday: the little trained rats queue up to share their indoctrinated view of the hateful Christopher Columbus.

Accordingly today’s Google doodle is dedicated not to explorer Christopher Columbus, the man who volunteered to sail off the edge of the world in order to prove it was round and inadvertently ran into the Americas, but rather to Belgian physicist Joseph Antoine Ferdinand Plateau on the occasion of his 218th birth anniversary. This prescient tech giant invented the phenakistiscope, a device that led to the onset of cinema by creating the illusion of moving images. I note that we don’t blame him for the likes of Heaven's Gate, Gigli and Loqueesha.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

If You Can’t Compete You Must Impeach

Real News: 

“According to the findings of a new Hill-HarrisX poll, a shocking 32 percent of black male voters would prefer to vote for Donald Trump over a generic Democrat opponent in the 2020 presidential election.” - Big League Politics

Fake News:

Poll: Overwhelming majority of black voters back any 2020 Democrat over TrumpThe Hill

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Note that the entire Hill-HarrisX survey consisted of just 210 black voters which places the margin of error at plus or minus 6.8 percentage points. In other words it’s meaningless. It’s not a poll poll, it’s a push poll, intended to tell blacks how they’re supposed to vote. And I’m guessing if they were to increase the sample size the percentage of black males indicating they’d vote for Trump would increase…and at 32% it’s already devastating for Democrats.

Take heart patriots; we’re winning. That’s why they hate us.

If you can’t compete you MUST impeach.