Saturday, August 29, 2015

Offensive Asian Jokes Matter

Just because I was bored, I Googled “Trump” and the results were predictable; on the first page of results, 90% negative and 10% neutral. It’s hard to understand how his poll numbers keep going up when he’s so unpopular. It’s probably something like the Yogi Berra phenomenon, “Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”

This was my favorite headline from the whole crop: Donald Trump Mocks Asians: Uses Broken English While Speaking About China & Japan - Hollywood Life. Because, you know, Hollywood would never THINK of mocking Asians.


The media just doesn’t get The Donald yet: political correctness is really not his métier. He’s trying to make America great again. And part of being great is being able to have fun – horrors! – even if it’s sometimes at the expense of others. Even others of a protected class, not just white males. Offensive as that may be, I think he’s on to something.

 2440977300000578-0-image-a-3_1419437538934This equal opportunity offense message was brought to you by Kim Jong Un

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Friday, August 28, 2015

The Duplicitous Iranian Nuclear Deal Explained In 30 Words or Less


“What we know is that the number of people who die from gun-related incidents around this country dwarfs any deaths that happen through terrorism.” – President Obama, regarding the WDBJ Shooting

Well,finally! That explains the Obama/Kerry duplicitous Iranian Nuclear deal.** Barry wants to level the playing field!



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**Duplicitous Iranian Nuclear Deal explained in 30 words or less: How about I give you my new car for your old shoe?

And remember: Guns didn’t kill six million Jews; butt their government did.

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Thursday, August 27, 2015

Trump: Willing To Kill The Constitution In Order To Save It? I’m OK With That.

Every day the media is filled with talking heads perplexed by the phenomenal success of The Donald.


They’ve no idea what is fueling his popularity, which in itself is indicative of their disconnect from the reality of our day-to-day existence. With a new poll showing The Donald in the lead among Republican candidates with a 40% share, heads are beginning to explode and shaky legs are beginning to crumble under the pollsters.

frank-luntz-pollster-600“This is real. I’m having trouble processing it. Like, my legs are shaking.” - Time

The only people more surprised about the appeal of The Donald than the media are members of the GOP elite (GOPe), the so called “establishment” and their consultants. The Ace of Spades addressed this the other day:

The vaunted consultant class does not know the most elemental things about the "constituency" they're paid to advise clients about. I put "constituency" in quotes because it's quite plain they do not consider the actual grassroots voter as their constituency. In fact, they do not consider them at all.

So I thought I’d take a minute today to explain why “a billionaire real estate mogul, TV celebrity and oft-accused demagogue who has never held office (is) leading the Republican field with some 22% [40% now] support in the polls?” It’s really quite simple: in the words of one of Frank Luntz’ focus group participants:

"We've got to show the Republicans that we've had it with them, that we will not be there every single time. They treat us like crap and they lie to us and promise us things and then they expect us to vote again,"

And with every indication that the GOPe powers-that-be intend to cram another moderate member of the Washington party down our throats, the natives are prepared to go Roman. They want change and they want it NOW. That’s where The Donald comes in.

In the field of R-word candidates, Trump stands alone. Not just because of his bombastic speech that expresses the sentiments of many other Americans. No, it’s because we sense that he - and he alone - has the hutzpah to grab the reins of what has been transformed into an imperial presidency under Obama and use them to reign - for the good of the American people this time.


To be a benign dictator if you will. Just for awhile, just until the Democrats realize what they’ve created with their Won and hustle around to take steps to dismantle it before the R-words can do any more damage. Which they will do, of course.

donald-trump-got-em-1024x536He may be a dictator, butt he’s OUR dictator.

The Donald’s supporters expect him to use his powers to undo much of the damage that the Won has inflicted on our once great Republic. And ask yourself, would anyone else – Cruz, Rubio, Walker…Bush – be willing to violate the Constitution in order to save the Constitution? I think not. And we sense that America needs someone who will. In order to “level the playing field” again and give our kids and grandkids a shot at enjoying an American life. And currently that someone exists only in the persona of The Donald: no matter how much you may like some of the others, he’s currently the only guy on the podium who actually knows how to seize the power at his disposal and use it to do what he thinks needs to be done to make America great again: deport illegal aliens? Boom. End anchor babies? Boom. Get rid of Obamacare and start over? Boom. Nullify the agreement with Iran? Boom, and I do mean Boom!

Yeah, it’s that simple. Americans are mad as hell, and they aren’t going to take it anymore. We want our country back. And we don’t really care how goofy your hair is as long as you’ll do that for us. Transform us back.

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So I say yes to The Donald: the only one willing to kill the Constitution in order to save the Constitution. And I mean that in a good way.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The Donald Trumps Univision

Two minutes into The Donald’s press conference - after an exchange that went something like this:

DT: “Sit down”

GR: “No”

DT: “Sit down”

GR: “No”

DT: “Throw the bum out”

The Donald had Jorge Ramos deported:


And, just like in real life, Jorge was allowed to come right back in, where he continued his argument over deportation.

i'm backHola! I’m back!

The press expressed righteous outrage on behalf of Jorge, a Univision reporter of color. Others suggested that perhaps Jorge, unwilling to wait his turn,


was not so much “reporting” as he was “heckling.”

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So I’ll let you decide: who was out of line, The Donald or Jorge? The cat or the mouse?

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I don’t know about you, butt I find it hard not be to partial to someone willing to tell a loud mouth reporter to shut up and sit down. One small step for a man, one giant leap for America.

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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

“Clean Up on Email 3!”

Update in the “not even a smidgen of scandal” IRS non-scandal: apparently Lois Lerner had yet another private email account using a different name - ‘Toby Miles’ - that she used to conduct official government business (this makes 3, if you’re still keeping track).

Lois Lerner had yet another personal email account used to conduct some IRS business, the tax agency confirmed in a new court filing late Monday that further complicates the administration’s efforts to be transparent about Ms. Lerner’s actions during the tea party targeting scandal. – Washington Times

Let’s see, who else do we know of that (illegally) used alternate emails for official business? Oh yes…

The use of secret or extra email accounts has bedeviled the Obama administration, which is has tried to fend off a slew of lawsuits involving former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and her top aides, the White House’s top science adviser, top Environmental Protection Agency officials and the IRS. Washington Times

As The Lid said, “Who does she think she is ...Hillary Clinton?”

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Most interesting factoid related to this new revelation: were it not for Judicial Watch we would never have heard about this factoid.

The admission came in an open-records lawsuit filed by Judicial Watch , a conservative public interest law firm that has sued to get a look at emails Ms. Lerner sent during the targeting.

Moral of the story: be sure to use only your own personal server/email when conducting illegal official government business; and erase it routinely. With a rag or something.


And for complete confidence that your secrets remain secure, be sure to use the Hillary Super Sweeper regularly:


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Monday, August 24, 2015

Winkin’ Blinkin’ and Flawed

Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night
Sailed off in a wooden shoe —
Sailed on a river of crystal light,
Into a sea of dew.
"Where are you going, and what do you wish?"
The old moon asked the three.
"We have come to fish for the herring fish
That live in this beautiful sea;
Nets of silver and gold have we!"
Said Wynken, Blynken, and Nod

con·tempt (kən-tĕmpt′) n. The feeling or attitude of regarding someone or something as inferior, base, or worthless; scorn. a feeling that someone or something is not worthy of any respect or approval.

Closely related to:

dis·dain (disˈdān)  n. The feeling that a person or thing is beneath one's dignity and unworthy of one's notice, respect, or concern

I think that pretty much nails it.

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If I had that much fun on vacation I think I’d just stay home and catch up on my sleep.

All night long their nets they threw
To the stars in the twinkling foam —
Then down from the skies came the wooden shoe,
Bringing the fishermen home;
'Twas all so pretty a sail it seemed
As if it could not be,
And some folks thought 'twas a dream they'd dreamed
Of sailing that beautiful sea —
But I shall name you the fishermen three:
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod.

Wynken and Blynken are two little eyes,
And Nod is a little head,
And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies
Is a wee one's
So shut your eyes while mother sings
Of wonderful sights that be,
And you shall see the beautiful things
As you rock in the misty sea,
Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three:
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod

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Sunday, August 23, 2015

The Limit of Vikings

For anyone still at a loss to explain The Donald’s popularity, here is today’s object lesson: People don’t like having their country taken over by outsiders. Especially outsiders who come to rape and plunder (with apologies to those of Viking stock who practically invented raping and plundering, butt haven’t engaged in that sort of behavior for thousands of years now). 

Even Swedes seem to have their limits: (highlights added)

Sweden’s nationalists lead polls for first time.

UPDATED: More people support Jimmie Åkesson’s Sweden Democrats than any other political group in Sweden, according to a new poll which puts the nationalists in the lead for the first time in history. (snip)

swedens jimmy akessonJimmie Åkesson

The Sweden Democrats, with roots in the country's most radical extreme right, entered parliament in 2010 with the ambition of curbing Sweden's immigration and refugee policy.

The Sweden Democrat party has been gradually rising in popularity since it scored 12.9 percent in the country’s last general election in September 2014.

But a survey by pollsters YouGov published in Sweden’s Metro newspaper on Thursday suggested that 25.2 percent of those questioned would now vote for the nationalists, who are calling for dramatic cuts in immigration to Sweden.

"There is a significant amount of dissatisfaction in general with the government, and not least against its immigration and integration policies, and the begging issue. Many don't see the Moderates as an alternative on these issues so they turn to us instead," Sweden Democrats party secretary Richard Jomshof told news agency TT in a comment on the strong poll showing.

Political scientists were split on how to interpret the YouGov poll which was carried out last week, following both a high profile campaign by the Sweden Democrats to ban begging on Stockholm’s subway,

sorry about the mess

and a double stabbing outside an Ikea store [ed. beheading], for which two Eritrean** asylum seekers [ed. North African radicalwere arrested, with one admitting to the crime..

somalierisevedEtriteans: making Sweden just like where they came from

So I guess we’ve finally found the limits of Swedish socialist tolerance: Muslims beheading a mother and child in a a busy Ikea store [ed. WARNING: graphic]. That act in itself may not have sufficed, butt the official reaction – beefing up security in the immigrant “communities” in order to prevent retaliation by “dark forces,” combined with Ikea’s response - which was to remove knives from their shelves - seems to have pushed the remaining rational Swedes over the brink.

So in summary: don’t underestimate the outrage of people born with Viking blood when faced with an existential threat. They will turn to a leader willing to fight, even if he doesn’t look exactly like a Viking.


Or, in our case, a leader who doesn’t look, or sound, like a standard Washingtonian.



** Eritrea: still subject to U.N. sanctions stemming from its one-time support for Al Shabaab, an Al Qaeda affiliate fighting the Ethiopian military in Somalia.

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