Thursday, March 4, 2010

Because I Said So

As Big Guy continues plans to ram his health care plans through, it’s becoming more apparent why we’re so concerned with keeping our kids healthy. So yesterday found us on the road again as Lady M continues her No Fat Child’s Behind campaign. This time in Mississippi.

miss3Stripes, with pretty healthy looking kids and their teacher

At the Brinkly middle school, we went with the horizontal striped awning jacket added to the basic black slacks that we wore with a warmer jacket earlier in the day at Pecan Park school.

ms3  Do they have ski hills in Mississippi?

610xMo with Governor Haley Barbour, the epitome of sveltness

 

 

We wore our signature BB to emphasize our own behind sveltness.miss2

While MO was working on fat behinds in MS,  Big Guy was back at the Big White kicking the real thing. You can tell, because he wore his lavender A** Kicking Tie (you know, the one he wears every time he has to yell at greedy capitalists). It works so well he wears it now whenever he has to speak harshly to some of the little people.

bg lavender Big Guy with the Big White Lab Coats at the Big White (they work in the pastry department)

This time I think he was chewing out his fellow Americans. At least the ones (86%) who don’t agree with him about his healthcare bill. As I heard it, it sounded pretty much like “The debate is over. We have to pass this bill because I said so. And we’re going to do it no matter what it takes.” Or, as someone else once said, by any means necessary.

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But I could have heard that wrong. I was in Mississippi.

19 comments:

  1. The Dr.Demento lyrics come to mind:

    They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
    They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
    To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
    happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

    Motus, I do think they tapped the little pasty faced guy on the right from kitchen pastry table. Where'd they get that freaky dude?

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  2. What's not to love here:
    overweight adults, school children (99% Black) being chastised for being FAT and LAZY and threatening them with diabetes and CANCER, our over-educated FL wearing a distubing ensemble that emphasizes her behind and the tummy pooch telling the poor kids to buy a Wii so that they can play the same game the President of the United States plays with his children.
    On another planet, our Prez is telling us that we are stupid, don't understand what is good for us and expects us to line up and buy insurance from the very companies that he has been trashing as greedy, cold-hearted b*st*rds or face some hefty penalty. He lines up the pastry team from the WH kitchen (who according to Mr. Gibbs has elevated BO's cholesterol figures) to showcase that people in his employ who wear white coats endorse everything he says.
    Repeating; what's not to love?

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  3. The boob belt is back.

    See-through top on FLOTUS? ewww

    And what's up with the first lady wearing camel-toe style slacks. Does nothing embarrass this crude woman?


    LOW CLASS AND CRASS!

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  4. I am geographycally confused. Where is Food Desert of the US located? I want to leave my fat behind there.

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  5. I noticed that POTUS was eating soul food the other day with the corn pone and chitlin' crowd, commenting to reporters, "Don't tell MeShill". Now Big (Racist) MO is gettin' down with the southern soul sisters. Cobbler and sweet potato pie is guaranteed to put on another 5lbs.

    B(R)MO: Don't wear fitted (which in your case, never do) pants; wear only pull-on pants with an elastic waist and a long rise. Otherwise, I have to avert my eyes to avoid your hoo-ha. Stop the ick fest.

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  6. vereteno..
    the Food Desert is located at the buffet after MO, BO and all their in-laws/out-laws are done eating.
    Or, as some have sadly described, the shelves of the food banks in America after all of the unemployed and homeless have received a box of food.

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  7. Gee, I wonder why Michelle Obama isn't making a big deal about young people SMOKING.

    Why isn't THAT her cause?

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  8. Moright,

    Catchy tune. We're not allowed to have it on our iPods though. That guy is Kim Jong Il's second cousin, once removed. He arrived in the Clinton years and we've been unable to get rid of him. I'm told he's "radio-active".

    srdem,
    I have absolutely nothing to add. Well done.

    Anon,
    We're constantly working on all of those issues. Maybe I need a new lens grinding and battery pack.

    Vereteno,
    NASA's gps system is currently attempting to locate this place.Personally, I think it's two exits past Oz (an off ramp I'm quite familiar with).

    Anon,
    Well, since Big Guy is still smoking, she thinks it might be perceived as a tad bit hypocritical. And we wouldn't want that.

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  9. Yipes!

    Stripes!

    She's dressed like the Beechnut Fruit Striped Gum Zebra!

    (While her husband chews out his fellow Americans no less.)

    Mrs. P

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  10. TO REFRESH YOU EYE, LOOK AT THIS:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1255065/Carla-Bruni-welcomes-Russian-president-state-dinner-Elysee-Palace-daringly-tight-dress.html

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  11. Ah, Carla Bruni is such an elegant contrast to the moose we have to look at. That belly button revelation in the above pic is way more than I want to know about MO. And while she may be proud of that bra she's wearing, I don't think the country needs to see it. Every time I think MO has shown us her worst look ever, she goes and lowers the bar.

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  12. Carla Bruni is absolutely gorgeous.

    But I have a question - who did bust darts on her dress?! That one is fired! At the age of 13 I new better how to do bust darts than the designer of this dress.

    Also, take a look here: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4407086503_d2532a728f_o.jpg
    This the Sarkozys anf the Medvedevs. I think Madam Medvedev will make a good compnion to MO.

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  13. Carla is stunning but I think the gown in that photo is a size too small and too revealing.

    She is a first lady, not a supermodel anymore.

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  14. Here is the closeup HuffPost published:

    http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-03-04-michelleobama.jpg

    Clearly shows the dark bra under her purple tee - and her "inny" navel resting in its cushion.

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  15. Sarkozy's dress - worn sans bra - is a bit much. It is clear that the person who designed it put the bust darts where they should have been had she worn a bra. Jersey fabric is unforgiving. Undergarments show through and so does everything else if you skip them.

    Lulu

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  16. I'm with Vereteno on the food desert ~ I'd love to make a deposit there of some excess junk from my trunk.

    Madama ~ you put it quite well! No more camel toe MO, no more slutty shirts where we see your bra. OMG I don't think I have ever seen Laura, Barbara, Hildabeast or any other FLOTUS wearing ANYTHING see through except hose!

    I think MO wears this stuff to embarrass our country ~ honestly I believe that. I think she figures she can do what she wants and who cares what the 'little people' think. We just afford her the life style she's always wanted....

    I cannot wait until they leave the BW, hopefully in disgrace after he's been impeached.

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  17. Darts are just too long. The bust dart should stop about 3/4 in before it comes to the bust points. If bust darts go to the bust point it always makes impression that dress is too small and too tight even if the dress otherwise fits just right. Old timers know it very well. Ufortunately, I see it more and more everywhere - badly designed too long bust darts, even in hign end garments. Can't help it, but it causes me slight nausea when I see bust darts too long and too high.

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  18. I am surprised Sarkozy let his wife go out in public like that.

    I'm sure he likes to show her off but doesn't he also want the people of France to respect her?

    First Ladies should always wear undergarments!

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  19. Vereteno, I agree.
    Using bust darts are a cheap, fast way to fit a bodice. The ideal way to fit the bust is with a 'princess seam' slightly to the side of the bust 'point'. It's more difficult to fit but glides over the bodice and adds a subtle fabric design without calling attention to it's real purpose. Bust darts are for blouses and casual dresses IMO.
    The gown she's wearing seems to be fitted without any 'ease' to it at all and ,again, IMO, looks uncomfortable and ill-fitting.

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