We had to get up extra early today to get ready for church. Well, not church per se, but something equally alien: public prayer. Big Guy had to practice his big read several times yesterday, to make sure he could finish before his pancakes got cold. He also had to practice striking the right tone: a little more Martin Luther King, a little less Reverend Wright.
I was relieved to see Big Guy put on his baby blue tie instead of one of his dozen lavender Hermes. He reserves those for when he’s going to attack greedy capitalists. Apparently he believed there would be none present today.
BO smiting the evil money changers in his lavender tie
For Lady M’s part, I know you’ll be relieved to see she’s brought back one of her signature styles: no, not bare arms in the middle of winter. Belts! And a very clever design that makes you look twice to see if she’s wearing one of her also-signature cardigans! You might think it’s blue, because it blends into the curtain behind her, but it’s really – plum. Or Eggplant. OK, maybe royal purple.
But never mind that. Today was really about Big Guy. He raised his voice in prayer to advance his own agenda: he chastised the heathens, telling them that “we become numb to the day to day crises – the slow moving tragedies. . .” (with the exception of the tea partiers up in Massachusetts who seemed anything but numb) “We become absorbed with our abstract arguments; our ideological disputes, our contests for power . . .” I think he’s talking about the Republicans here, “and in this tower of babble (that’s right, check the transcript) we lose the sound of God’s voice.” Although not for long, Big Guy’s pretty much got the airwaves covered 24/7.
In case you’re wondering, we had orange juice, sausage and pancakes. A short stack for Lady M.
20 comments:
I wonder if all that purple, plum or whatever means that they are members of the SEIU?
Lil
Her wig is slipping or did she just flip it?
I'm wondering if she is wearing her cardigan UNDER her silky sleeveless blouse????? Can't quite figure out that one.
Wearing a sweater under a silk Rodriguez dress is like wearing a sweatshirt under a Chanel suit. And, she added a belt to a high-waisted dress that along with the wrinkled bodice makes her look misshapen.
I think it's time to bring in your cousin, Three-Way Mirror.
MOTUS: Can you call Stacey & Clinton from "What Not to Wear"? I think an intervention is in order!
Alma Jane ~ I'm with you on the wig. It doesn't look as if it fits correctly because you can always see the shaved section of her head (or where the hair is pulled back). I don't think it's supposed to be that way, although I don't know for sure...
I was suspicious before but now I'm 100% sure that M.O. is playing with us. That is the same layered look my daughter used to try pulling off when she was in kindergarten. Fortunatley, she grew up and developed common sense.
Is the concave bossom coming into style? MOTUS, you were not fully awake! You refracted the girls the wrong way and she's caving in!
OK ... wasn't sure what I was seeing. Saved the photo, then zoomed.
First Lady of the United States of America Obama has ripped the wrinkled lining from a man's suit vest; put it over a pilled sweater; then tucked the layers into a skirt.
Her wig is skewed so much that the shave is glowing. This woman does not have a friend on the planet.
As a citizen of the United States of America I demand an intervention.
She is trying soooooo hard and failing on every count. This woman just keeps outdoing herself. She has zero taste; zero discernment, zero culture, zero style, zero common sense. In other words, she's a BIG FAT zero. What a mega embarrassment Big MO and her jackass husband are.
I demand an intervention too....from God!
Why can't she just wear a sweater/cardigan like a normal person and put it OVER her dress???? What the hell is wrong with this woman???
Hey Motus, I thought your vacation was over! Where are you? Madame D, the phrase "less than zero" comes to mind. Can't wait to see what she'll trot out for the Muslim apology tour.
Check out this pic
http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/x/u/xuxqu9x1214p214u.jpg
Red and blue make purple. Purple schmerple.
Bipartisanship with Marxists isn't a color, it's impossible!
Bwahahahaha
That's all I got on this outfit.
hahaha on the comment about your cousin three-way!
Ya Cinder. It's like she was thinking of wearing one thing, then changed her mind and put on another, then left the house in whatever happened, spilling coffee along the way. That's why she forgot to insert the "girls".
Lil,
Are you kidding? The SEIU practically owns Chicago. And now D.C.
AlmaJ,
She put it on before the OJ. And after the Prozac.
FlGirl,
It's an innie. Definitely an innie.
srdem,
I actually have full 360 degree projection capabilites, but I've been prohibited from using them before noon for security reasons. No one, and I mean no one, is safe if Lady M doesn't like what she sees in the morning.
And your problem with a sweatshirt under Chanel would be...?
Funky,
I believe we've progressed well beyond any benefit Stacey and Clinton can offer. I'm thinking maybe Joan Rivers and Dr. Phil.
Suzette,
Did your daughter benefit from therapy? I'm ready to try anything.
bettyane,
I'm a miracle worker, but I've got to have something to work with (just ask Big Guy). Otherwise, all I can pull off are card tricks.
anon,
Demand away. But if I were you, I'd settle for a refund.
MadameD
Big Guy is busy this week, and he doesn't really do interventions. Just apologies.
KathyN,
Bipolar? But I'm not a shrink or anything.
Moright,
Oh, my vacation is definitely OVER.
Anon2,
That's a picture of MO doing her world famous peacock impression
as seen here
bettyanne,
Bipartisanship is definitely a color: GREEN. Green is the new Red. If you were a color, what color would you be? (I'm practicing, in case they ask me to take over Katie Couric's show.
Cinder,
I think you pretty much got it all then.
Anon3,
You might enjoy perusing my Photo Album. It's right here, on the side bar, and contains many family and friends. Alas, not 3-way though. She was banned back in the Clinton administration.
Who wears a cardigan and belt while gardening? Personally, I wear my ratty old jeans and a tshirt or sweatshirt b/c I actually get my hands dirty and work. I think MO just wore those clothes to try and look stylish while she was "working" in her garden. what a poser.
I don't even know what to say about that purple (?) outfit. She grew up in Chicago, so I assume she knows what a sweater is for. Why on earth would she put it UNDER the dress? Where are the D.C. fashion police???
I was about fourteen when I learned never to pose with my hands crossed low in front of my pelvis. Haven't done it since.
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