Saturday, February 6, 2010

When Snarks Attack 4: The Winner

The winner of the Golden FLOTUS in When Snarks Attack 4 is . . . “bettyann” !!!! I know this is big surprise.

Congratulations bettyann you have snarked your way into the history books and earned your place along side your fellow Golden FLOTUS winners in my new Snark Hall of Fame!!!

In every competition there is a winner and at least one loser. Bettyann’s “boobs fell in her pants” mopped up the floor with bettyann’s   “Thanksgiving day float” like Scotty mopped up the… uh, woops !!!

So come on up and accept your Golden FLOTUS

“bettyann . . . MOTUS, her boobs! They fell down into her pants!”

GOLDEN FLOTUS bettyann copy

We’ll be looking for your coveted Golden FLOTUS on your facebook (but we don’t know where to look) and on your “hog”.

brando flotus copy

Yes; we know, this one’s  a Triumph. But he’s sooo bad!

9 comments:

  1. Oh My God! OMG OMG OMG!!!!

    Mine! All Mine!!

    Thank you fellow snarkettes, snarkers, and smarmy lurkers!!! Thank you MOTUS!!! I will send it forthwith to the Walgreen's of my choice for a print, and frame and hang it on my office wall, where the Great American Novel is always in progress. I am honored, and hope to carry the tradition of snarking everywhere, anytime, at all things O.

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!!

    Facebook: Bettyann Craddock Legans. (Cuteoverload.com fans please don't tell on me!)

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  2. Congrats bettyann! No one is more deserving! Snark on, Oh Snarkette.

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  3. Congratulations again, bettyann from my other self.

    BTW, MOTUS, I forgot to copy my Annie/Carmel (my other pseudonym) GOLDEN FLOTUS, which I cherish as it's the only award I've ever won. Where do I find it? Or is it gone for good?

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  4. bettyann,
    You earned this award the old fashioned way: you bought it. Don't you love free enterprise?

    And what a coincidence! I'm working on the great American novel too! Between reflections of course. Want to have a race?

    Madame Annie DeCarmel:
    Go back to the post above and click on the "Hall of Fame" link, then click on the AnnieCarmel Golden Flotus. If that's not suitable for your purposes let me know and perhaps Raj can help you out. (and I don't believe this is the only award you've ever won)

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  5. WTG BettyAnn! You truly deserved that ~ my favorite comment was the Macy's Day float comment, but they were both awesome! Enjoy :-)

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  6. Thank you ladies, and yes we all have free enterprise to thank.

    Thank you again, Thank you - please sit down.

    MOTUS:
    Mark, get set...........GO!!

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  7. Thanks MOTUS, you make everything so easy.

    bettyann, you are too humble. I don't think you had to buy your Golden FLOTUS...I, for won, voted early and often for your well deserved award. And I'm pretty sure I'm not the only won.

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  8. bettyann -- Woohoo, congrats!! I hear Meryl and Sandra are gnashing their teeth in envy!
    In fact, I'm sure all of Hollywood is jealous that you're one degree of separation closer to FLOTUS than they are.

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  9. MadamD,
    OK, it's true. Bettyann didn't really buy her golden flotus, I think she just bought the votes.

    Bettyann,
    I'll need a bit of a headstart, since you've already written AND published a book, and I've done neither.

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