The second half of the Matt Lauer interview was “interesting” too, although I’m a little worried about Matt. He seemed to be on the verge of tears a couple of times, but Lady M managed to help him man-up. So he managed to get through the tough questions about Big Guy’s grey hair (“he’s cute”), date nights ( “We don't get to do our date nights as much because it just causes more commotion....”), and Obamacare (“It's hard, it's scary, it's confusing. . .”) Then we moved onto the key issue: “who helps you get dressed every morning?” Do you stand in front of the mirror in the morning and say "What am I going to wear and what are they going to write about it?"
Lady M acknowledged that she “can't spend a lot of time thinking day-to-day....(apparently neither can Big Guy) I do it with people. . .You have folks who are going to get your clothes ready,”. That would be “little” people to you and me. And the “you” in “you have (little) people” would be the royal “you,” related to the royal “we” by marriage.
But here’s the really troublesome quote as far as my job is concerned: “I've learned to wear what I like and to wear what's comfortable."
Pippi Longstocking: comfy Skinny jeans: comfy
Shorts, tanks, baseball caps: comfy
So, as you’ve all suspected, this is what I’m up against. Of course she stands in front of my imaging system every morning. Of course the little people try to dress her appropriately. But MO has “learned to wear” what she likes.
Royal purple: has learned to like it
Wouldn’t you think for what they charge for a Princeton and Harvard education she might have “learned” a little more than she seems to know? Seriously, purple stripes with aqua?
Michelle Robinson Obama
Princeton B.A. Sociology, Harvard J.D.
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MOTUS,
ReplyDeleteShowing us little people a flash of her saggy boob in the purple outfit. Ick.
How about that big sticky smooch MO planted on Pres.0 the other day. He looked less than enthralled.
Cinderella, and ick when she wiped it off with her hand; God knows where that hand might have been...
ReplyDeleteDidn't anyone ever tell MeShill that Howdy Doody is so over? That aqua and purple stripped get-up looks like a left over from Clarabelle the Cow.
I didn't think she had enough boob for a sag like that.
ReplyDeleteWhat arrogance! "YOU have folks to get your clothes ready". What, pray tell, is she doing that she can't even dress herself? First Granny takes the girls to school every day, MO isn't cooking breakfast, putting a load of dirty clothes in the washer, feeding the dog, or any of the many things my daughters do in the morning before they get dressed to go to their jobs.
ReplyDeleteIf she's telling the truth, the "folks" who are in charge of her wardrobe should be arrested for 'Indifference to Public Suffering' (making our eyes water and our brains to freeze).
MOTUS, when Matt and Mo were almost done emoting, he mentioned the lists she had made of most beautiful, hottest, powerful and I was waiting for her answer, which honestly should have been, "Well Matt of course I made those lists because I'm black, and every honky wants to kiss my big black butt just like you are doing right now." Instead, she demured.
ReplyDeleteI don't see how The Magic Nergo's hair could be turning white in one year. All he does is vacation and pay people to write speeches. He dyed his hair during the campaign to appeal to the youth. He's letting it go natural now as a political ploy, to validated the excuses about how hard the job is.
Shouldn't she cross her legs at the ankles?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the LADY-like way of doing it?
She is a mess.
Anonymous -- good point about the leg cross. Princess Diana was my style icon, so I remember her once commenting that when she was being groomed on what royals should do, they told her to always cross her legs at the ankles with a slight angle and knees together because crossing legs at the knees was "common".
ReplyDeleteWell she is common. And she doesn't wear stockings, which is a lot like not wearing panties: she didn't finish getting dressed. Stockings are smooth and beautiful, and she could afford real silk. Why does she not wear stockings? Because she's common, that's why. It's a vicious cycle with this ignoramous.
ReplyDeleteWith anything she does, from kissing the O and wiping his face on a giant screen, to pulling up fennel in the garden, to sitting with her fat, naked legs crossed and cutting off circulation so that her scars and knees turn blue - imagine Laura Bush, or Jackie, or even Hillary doing the same things, and you get the big picture about Michelle. "Newsbird" may be on to something when she wonders if there isn't something mentally wrong with this woman.
The 'Shorts, tanks, baseball: comfy' picture is a little blurry - was that an attempt to hide camel toes?
ReplyDeleteShe really should wear stockings; it gives a more polished look.
ReplyDeleteAnd sometimes her legs look greasy!
You are right again, bettyann. Every well bred young woman learns to descend stairs slightly to one side (so your entire foot is on the step thereby avoiding nasty spills in spike heels) and always cross your ankles and angle legs to one side. They also learn never to put their elbows on the table...Big MO never heard of this one either. Remember the State Dinner where she was trying to suck food from her teeth? Elbows on the table at the same time. My Gawd, she's gross.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Big MO was interviewed by Bwabwa WaWa last night on 20/20 about political wives and husbands being away from home...I can't think of anyone who'd want the little boy with jug ears...but I digress...and Big MO must have slathered olive oil on her crossed legs because they were like a spotlight on camera. I thought I was going to be watching a story about the Sanford wife but she had Big MO as a surprise visitor. My God, in her tight pencil skirt, her ass looked enormous. She looks as if she's carrying around a 25lb sack of potatoes back there.
Tremendous ick factor on that face wipe she did on The Dear Reader.
Cinder and Suzette,
ReplyDeleteLittle saggy boobs: not covered by Obamacare. We'll need to take care of them pronto.
srdem,
Unfortunately, all of the little people have diplomatic immunity. And when they leave their positions (which they all do, eventually)they're entered into the witness protection program
bettyann,
Confirmed: grey hair is now officially "interesting", as in I'm going in to have my "interesting" touched up.
Anon, PortiaE, ba, MD,
Of course you're all technically correct: lady like manners dictates crossing the legs only at the ankles,legs angled slightly. But let's be honest: certain body types (ginormous hips and extra long gams) makes this established rule of social decorum anatomically impossible without leaving an unseemly gap from the knees up. I think you can all see that legs crossed at the knee is the lesser of two evils.