MO, BO and staff reviewing the budget deficit. 3-D glasses recommended.
I don’t know whether it’s the deficit or not, but there seems to be a lot of negative energy around here since I got back. I don’t think it’s me though: Lady M even acted like she missed me. That’s reassuring but not surprising, given that none of the other mirrors around here can reflect quite like me:
I’m invaluable on a bad hair day
Both MO and BO seem to be in a bit of a funk. It all started with the Republican surge in Massachusetts.Then BO’s team members started jumping the good ship Obamacare, and the reviews of his big SOTU read didn’t really come in as positive as he was expecting. Stunningly, his tongue lashing of the Supreme Court didn’t seem to go over so well, even with members of the supportive press. And it looks like, with all the weenies in New York whining, we’re going to have to move KSM’s kangaroo court somewhere else: maybe out of the country. Maybe Gitmo, since it doesn’t look like we’re going to be able to close it down anytime soon. And on top of everything else,the budget deficit ( which we inherited from George W. Bush) seems to have everyone in the country all wee-weed up.
But Big Guy’s working on that. Just today he told everyone “I also want to note, even though the Department of Defense is exempt from the budget freeze, it's not exempt from budget common sense. It's not exempt from looking for savings.” I think that means Queen Nancy’s personal Air Force fleet is in jeopardy. Unlike the Department of Defense budget, she does seem to be exempt from common sense. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
Queen Nancy at the ball. Look out Nancy! The clock is about to strike midnight. Your Gulfsteam is about to turn into a pumpkin.
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Good morning, MOTUS, and everyone!
ReplyDeleteWow, I never knew Nancy's feet were so big. However does she manage to fit them in her mouth, especially since her teeth seem to be perpetually clinched?
And anyone who actually believes that pic on the right is Michelle's real hair should not be allowed to contribute to the gene pool.
Hey, I just noticed! Nancy and Michelle have the same haircut now. Ain't that sweet! Maybe next Michelle will be wearing huge beaded chokers, too.
ReplyDeleteCan't they work on getting that wig set a little better on Michelle's noggin? I mean, come on!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't know what to do with your hair, get a bob. If you don't have hair to anything with, buy a bob wig. Or, if you're really insecure, cut your hair into a bob, buy a bob wig, and then wear a hat.
ReplyDeleteDid we buy Queen Nancy the dress, too, MOTUS? I see you don't reflect for HER. Even spanked, Nanc gives a whole new perspective to the term, "broad".
Anon,
ReplyDeleteRe: Pelousy's beads.
They are REAL Tahitian pearls.
She has at least three identical sets in various colours. All the same size. They are
so large that they look fake. I was reading a
while back that they are worth a small king's
ransom EACH.
Talk about being ostantatious....
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ReplyDeleteHAS THE WHITE HOUSE REALLY BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A CULT OF PERSONALITY OF "THE ONE"?
Here’s what Ed Schultz had to say upon visiting the White House recently:
SCHULTZ:
"First of all you walk into the White House, in the West Wing, and there are picture all over, I mean everywhere! Of President Obama! I mean, of his life in the first year as president of the United States.
Now I don’t know if that’s the way it is with every president, but it was almost a shrine. I mean, well, here’s a picture of Obama the president with his kids over here. There he is getting on Air Force One. Here he is with some military people. Here he is on the line working the line at one of his campaign stops. I mean, just, it was just one picture after another!
(laughs)
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I also read that Nancy Pelousy's husband
personally selects and buys all her clothes....
I always thought black made you look thinner but I guess not! Fancy Nancy's "can" looks wide enough to belong outside the kitchen door. And is that a boob belt she's sporting? The only thing missing from her outfit is the tall, pointy black hat accompanied by a broom! I can hear her from here . . . "I'll get your money, my pretty! And your little dog too!"
ReplyDeleteDixie,
ReplyDeleteI think Fancy Nancy read my post about the place that recycles used bras for women that are starting life over. So because she's tired of people saying she acts like she's entitled to whatever she wants on the taxpayer's dime, she borrowed one of MeeeShelle's boob belts!
Of course, she went to the carnival's tent maker and asked to have the belt taken in first, before wearing it! Now she can brag to friends that she's learning to recycle like the rest of the poor Americans that are her subjects.
MUST READ:
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THERE IS ALSO ONE LIKE THIS AT HILLBUZZ RIGHT
NOW.
Seems to me that people have had enough not only of 'TheWon', but also his 'better half'.
The bob, the botox, the pearls...MOTUS? What is happening to MEshell? It's like..OMG...it's like, she doesn't even have an identity. Just wondering if you've heard any rumors on Nancy's thoughts about being so blatantly imitated, or shall we say - recycled?
ReplyDeleteBreeze,
ReplyDeleteThat's where diversity and moral equivalance gets you: a tyrant that killed millions is the same as a woman who raised millions for charity.
Portia,
Are you kidding? Have you taken a good look at that yapper of hers? No sweat. Agree on the wig: also don't think they should contribute to this blog.
Anon,
They set that rug on just right every morning, but somehow her head seems to grow a bit more every day.
bettyann,
That looks like a whole new genre of hat hair.
And no, we don't buy fancy nan's duds. Everything else, but not the duds.
Breeze,
Tahitian pearls? I suppose Big Guy's going to start bowing to Nan now too?
Dixie,
She's already got all of our money. And the dog (poor little Bo) is being held for ransom.
Funky,
I don't think Nancy is really into recycling. Except for the Health care bill.
bettyann,
Don't tell a soul, but Lady M and Big Guy both have chip implants. They can't remember who they are or who they used to be. Seriously, for your own safety: don't tell anyone.
OMG MOTUS! I loved your comment about chip implants!
ReplyDeleteI have yet to meet my nearby neighbor so please bettyann ~ don't tell anyone! I love our little group here and want you all to be here for a long while! So it's our secret *wink, nudge*
To Anonymous who thought Meshill is copying Fancy Nancy - maybe it is the other way around....you know how every time BO gives a speech in congress Queen Nancy ecstatically jumps up and down and is the first to a standing ovation, I swear she has a love affair with BO. Maybe she is also "infatuated" with MO - maybe we'll see the Speaker of the House show up in metallic too- tight cardigan sweaters with boob belts and pants with seams all in the wrong places. I can't stand NP even more than I can't stand MO/BO.
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