Monday, March 1, 2010

We’re Keepin’ Our Kools

Big Guy is still smoking?

bo pack Smokin’ In the Boy’s Room

Well, that explains why little Bo smells so bad.

bo-dog-with-obama-041309-xlgBO and Bo going out for a smoke. 

And his cholesterol is still over 200? I thought the organic veggies were supposed to take care of that.

Bo Obama%20cheeseburgerLate night snack 

 

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BO’s Big Bite

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t know, I think if I was Big Guy, I’d Get Movin’ pretty soon.

mean mo2 Put. The. Cheeseburger. Down. Now!

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I don’t know where this is going. Obviously Big Guy has an oral fixation. If he quits burgers, ice cream AND cigarettes, where does that leave us?

O birdieHow many fingers do you see? Wrong, peon.

We’re hoping that Big Guy’s proposal to make medical marijuana available at all Quickie-Marts will break the deadlock in his health care plan, and avoid the nuclear option.

Complete disclosure: Raj is no longer affiliated with any D.C. area Quickie-Marts.

9 comments:

  1. So there he is, a sack of bones, and still not healthy. Now what is MO going to say...exercising and a low BMI does not mean you are healthy, either.
    Poor MO,finally got rid of that Creole queen and they replaced her with the whitest of white Southern women, a Smith graduate. BO just dragged an axe through her anti-obesity plot and if things couldn't get worse,according to Farrakhan the 'white right' is plotting against the re-election of BO.
    Be oh, so, careful MOTUS, things could get thrown around the dressing room.

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  2. MOTUS, the pictures above prove the old adage that you should never allow your picture to be taken while eating. Oral fixation, indeed. The Dear Reader should take care of that sort of thing in private with Toes.

    Big (Racist) MO fares no better; sucking food from her teeth, eating with her fingers. Good Heavens, can't someone teach them even basic etiquette? Many people in the public eye eat before the event so as to only need an occasional SMALL bite while at the public trough. I hope the new White Social Secretary will be able to hold classes in table manners soon.

    Quelle slobs.

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  3. Have a beer and a ciggie on me, BO.

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  4. Personally I wouldn't care if he smoked and ate himself right into a stroke and had to step down, but it does set a terrible example for the children. Am I the only one who remembers how Bill Clinton (we miss ya, darlin'!), was excoriated for eating at McDonald's after jogging? Poor WJC couldn't do anything without criticism and this one gets a pass on everything.

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  5. Did you ever notice how BO does that finger thing? (sometimes just the middle)

    He did it with Hillary and everyone was speculating whether he was just scratching his face or trying to sneak in an obscene gesture.

    BO also did the finger thing at the summit after remarks that he didn't like.

    Who wouldn't put it past this man-child to try to pretend he's scratching his face to get in a
    cheap, low-class dig at an opponent.

    What a spineless rube Zero is!

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  6. Drudge posts that there was something in Zero's health report about alcohol moderation.

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  7. If he has an oral fixation, I think he should suck lollipops in public.

    They would complement the inner man-child wannabe emperor that he is.

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  8. I think he eats too much pie. Remember the speech in Philly:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZOxqVl5oP4

    Lil

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  9. The rise in Barry's cholesterol level has been blamed on the WH pastry chef!

    I'm surprised Bush wasn't blamed.

    P.S. Let's see Big MO's cholesterol levels.
    I think the WH pastry chef has been force-feeding her, too. LOL

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