Friday, March 5, 2010

Step Up & Move, Amigo

Wow! Can Lady M ever kick butt soccer balls!

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Here I thought I had a free day, but it turns out we had a big soccer date announcing a new partnership between the U.S. Soccer Foundation and the National Alliance for Hispanic Health.

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So in case you thought Lady M was just picking on black kids with her No Child’s Fat Behind program, she’s moved on to harp at Hispanic kids today. I think Irish kids are next in line.This is a post-racial presidency, after all.  We’re expecting funding for Irish Step-Dancing with Michael Flatterly any day now.

DNEWS Rhythm of Ireland

Besides, if we’re going to join in the Celtic dancing, it means we must GO SHOPPING! I’ve already got the shoes, mcqueen shoes

but I’m looking for some of you designers out there to step up to the plate (so to speak) and send us an appropriate dress for MO to wear. Otherwise, we’re going to have to go with this:mo step dancer-2 copy   Highlights from the soccer camp:

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You, Pedro! Drop that Snickers bar, or I’ll kick your big fat butt!

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And the best news out of all of this: these are the best fitting slacks we’ve ever owned.

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12 comments:

  1. Unless they are custom made, she'll never have a pair of pants that fit well.

    I'm beginning to understand why Big (R) Mo took on this project though...I'm betting The Dear Reader and the Big White Staff had a hand in it. How else to get her out of Big White (which apparently is burdensome and quite a sacrifice) and get her to move around to get rid of some of that Angry Woman Syndrome she's infected with. As for the BIG chip on her shoulder, well, since Civil Rights, Affirmative Action, Princeton, Harvard and pay-back America as FLOTUS haven't helped I think we can safely say there is no cure for that.
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  2. BTW, MOTUS. I don't think anyone could improve on your Irish Dance Costume...brilliant, as always.
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  3. The newest addition to the "Ugly Hanna-Barbera

    Costumes Collection" at the Smithsonian


    The Smithsonian Institute announced today the current First Lady is donating her Inaugural Gown (the only one she will ever wear) to a new exhibit “of ugly costumes based on old cartoon characters”.

    The delay in donating the gown to the Smithsonian was a result of the current First Lady “not wanting to give anything to anybody, for free”.

    All previous First Ladies have gifted their Inaugural Gowns to the Smithsonian, where women, girls, gay men, little boys with zero interest in sports, and others have marveled at the fine craftsmanship, and occasional monstrous lapses in taste, of the gowns worn by female occupants of the White House.

    For approximately three months in late 2009, the Inaugural Gown Mrs. Utopia wore went missing. Many suspected showboat Desiree Rogers, a fan of hideous clothing herself, had squirreled the dress away in a vent somewhere, so she could wait until late at night when she could slip into it, unseen, and dance around the empty Green, Blue, and Vermeil Rooms, playing make-believe.

    READ THE REST HERE:

    HillBuzz.com
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  4. Breeze..LOL
    My goodness, what else could she do with that strange dress but give it away to a museum?
    I hate to think of all the dust bunnies that will collect on the t-paper adornments all over the dress. Gonnna be h*ll to keep it clean.
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  5. Love the phys ed outfit. Off the shoulder casual is so edgy. lol
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  6. Love the phys ed outfit. Off the shoulder casual is so edgy. lol
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  7. Why? This is the face of fitness in America? This the best they can do? What genius dreamed this one up? Stupid logo -check; Ugly -t-shirts-check; innocent props -check; fatty flotus -check. Yes, folks, she is fat (we're just so accustomed to obesity that someone who can walk and run a little is considered a role model).

    More Look at Me! Look at Me! This, as 36k more lose jobs -a good day. I have one word: jobs.
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  8. She even wears sweatpants too tight in the you-know.

    TMI, Michelle. Show some class.

    Why doesn't she wear one of the MOVE shirts? Oh, I know. They are ugly and she doesn't really like them.

    Let the fat kids wear them. LOL
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  9. I'm not sure what is up with her fixation with wearing tight crotched pants. MOTUS please, please speak with Raj or someone about fixing your mirror to eliminate camel toe! I'm so sick of the world seeing that and assuming she's a fashion icon. Plus it's hard to look at that shortly after eating!

    Is fixation with camel toe pants a Chicago Way kind of thing?
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  10. Funky,

    Maybe you should ask the HB boys about that.

    I'm sure they'd have a great answer...
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  11. I think she learned the tight pants thing from Oprah.
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  12. The Daily Mail did an article about MEchelle's little fitness project. Why are they so obsessed with this woman over there? Check out the comments for a good laugh (or cry). They all think she's lovely, "refreshing," "genuine" (in a photo-op!), that she "hasn't put a foot wrong," blah blah.
    Oh how "Great" Britain has fallen.
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