Don’t Worry, We Are In the Best of Hands

P³ (President Pissy Pants) dropped by the Philippines to scold his countrymen in general and Republicans in particular for wanting to ban a further influx of Syrian refujihadis (h/t Michelle Malkin):

"Apparently they are scared of widows and orphans coming into the United States of America," he said later. "At first, they were too scared of the press being too tough on them in the debates. Now they are scared of 3-year-old orphans. That doesn't seem so tough to me." – KPAX

And trust me, I know tough

Meanwhile, our Secretary of State, Jean Carre, was busy trying to explain how this Paris attack was different from the somehow “legitimate” attack on Charlie Hebdo:

Ufda!

There’s something different about what happened from Charlie Hebdo, and I think everybody would feel that. There was a sort of particularized focus and perhaps even a legitimacy in terms of — not a legitimacy, but a rationale that you could attach yourself to somehow and say, okay, they’re really angry because of this and that. – Hot Air

Cheez, as Allapundit pondered, where was that train wreck of a thought headed? And by the way, who elected these doofuses to run everything? Oh that’s right, not the Republicans.

Fortunately, we’ll always have the French: In the early morning hours they were busy rounding up and shooting some of the ISIS sleeper cells “widows and orphans” just outside Paris. You know, because they want to annihilate the West. Those whacky Frenchmen!

Butt don’t worry folks, we’ve got this! We’re still leading this effort from behind.

Stay in line, boy.

Oh, and by the way, did you know that one of Barry’s early Chicago benefactors, Tony Rezko, got out of jail earlier this year (felony charge, nothing serious).

Tony Rezko and sons

And I just remembered, he’s Syrian! Isn’t that a coincidence?

Anyway, don’t worry, we are in the best of hands.

Oh, whoops!

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