Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Red Squirrel Alert

I suppose you’ve heard the impeachment rumors:

In an almost farcical twist on the recent political debate, the Obama White House has joined the Democratic fundraising apparatus in what appears to be a campaign to encourage Republicans to impeach the president.

Don’t worry, they’re just that, rumors. I cannot confirm that they were started and perpetrated right here, at home, butt the record speaks for itself.

impeachment earnest

So I’m just warning everyone: don’t get caught not doing your fair share:

“According to our records, you haven’t chipped in to fight back,” the email continued. “Can we count on you at this critical moment? ALL GIFTS TODAY TRIPLE-MATCHED!”

And by “records” I’m talking about your “permanent record,” compliments of the NSA.

Mind you, I’m not saying there are no grounds for impeachment, just that it appears to some that the DCCC’s case may be a bit hyper-ventilated:

impeachment ok

Indeed, why let a good “red alert” crisis go to waste?

“The White House just announced that they believe John Boehner’s lawsuit could lead to the impeachment of President Barack Obama,” the DCCC said. “We are now on full RED ALERT at Democratic Headquarters. We are scrambling to defend the President in every way we can at this critical moment.”

Then again, this regime doesn’t seem to know a real “red alert” when if bites them in the hiney.

This is just another squirrel sent out to gather nuts and take your eye off Barry’s most recent pen and phone initiative to grant amnesty to 5 million illegal aliens and Obamacare to another 5 million ineligible part time employees.

ab50dc10-d6d8-11e3-8471-4bf369dec2d7_0_CATERS_NUTTY_PHOTOGRAPHER_SQUIRREL_SCENES_01 I DON’T CARE HOW TIRED YOU ARE, GET OUT THERE AND DO YOUR JOB!

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