Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Pimp My ‘Died’

August 25 shall henceforth be know as the "Day of Rage" (brought to you by the Justice Brothers®) – a day on  which we commemorate the slaughter of Michael Brown, the "gentle giant" who was just starting to get his life back together after graduating from Anger Management class.

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Given that Michael roughed up 2 men in less than an hour before he was gunned down after assaulting a police officer in cold blood we can only assume he didn’t graduate in the top quintile of his class.

Butt this isn’t about Michael, it’s about the men who came to honor his memory by continuing to keep the the racial flames burning bright in America. I’m talking about the Reverend Al of course.

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Did you hear his soaring oratory? His eloquent speechifying? That man has a gift; if he hadn’t decided to go into pimping civil rights activism he could have run for president. Oh wait…


And before you criticize the Reverend for fanning the flames of racial animus for personal gain, allow me to remind you that this is what Al does for a living. Were he not so successful pimping for the “No justice, no peace” crowd he’d likely be running for public office.

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So count your blessings, and the next time you’re tempted to criticize the Reverend remember -  as any aspiring young rapper can tell you - “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” and cut him a little slack. He’s just trying to make a living.

Chorus (which is the only printable part) from Al’s theme song, the 2006 Oscar winning “Best Song

You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin' to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin' sh*t

rev al sharpton pimping“Pimp we Much”

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