Saturday, April 4, 2015

Evolving, It’s What Progressives Do

If there is one thing Progressives know how to do it is evolve. And while political expediency serves as the primary impetus for this relentless march forward, the process can be expedited when people have no immutable principals.

bill forward“FORWARD?” – WTF, why not?

All of which explains Big Guy’s evolution on gay marriage at just the right time.

And Hillary…well, she’s been evolving for a long time now too:


And I’m sure you’ve all seen how well Lady M has managed with her evolution of Mom Dancing:

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And now, NEO-NEOCON has uncovered the ultimate Obama evolution. I don’t want to let the cat out of the bag, cat-in-bag-1408446619g4k8n

butt let me just say it will allow Barry to circumvent the 22nd Amendment in a rather creative way:

In the six-plus years it has been my privilege to serve as your president, I’ve learned a lot and experienced a lot. You might say I’ve evolved. I’m older, wiser, more tested. As the historic first black president, I’ve been a trailblazer and a beacon to the African-American community and all of America, and I’ve been proud of that. In fact, you might say that it’s the first time in my adult life I’ve been proud of my country.

I know that there are other “firsts” that lie ahead for America, and I want to be part of them. I’ve done a lot of thinking about my next move, and I have decided that as part of my continuing evolution it is time for me to transition…(read the rest here)

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Evolution, it’s a wonderful thing. Because, FORWARD!


Butt let’s face it: natural selection sure ain’t what it used to be.

Anyway, you may now place your bets at window 6 for which church you think el familia Obama will grace with their attendance tomorrow. You may also place bets at the same window on which golf course you think will be honored with the traditional Easter golf outing.

golf evolutionEvolution: it’s a real thing

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