Friday, April 15, 2016

All You Can Eat

What a week. Russian jets buzzed one of our ships in international waters, and we did…nothing.


Oh no, wait; yes we did - we issued a protest. To Moscow:

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest says the U.S. Embassy in Moscow has communicated formal concerns to the Russian government about the incident in the Baltic Sea this week in which fighter jets flew very close to the USS Donald Cook.

I believe “formal concerns” are just one step below a harsh letter.

Also, this just in: Seals land on the beach in Cape Code, forced there by a Predator. Not our Navy Seals, thank goodness, butt gray seals, trillions of them according to eye-witnesses.


And wouldn’t you know it, they were driven there by Great Whites as I understand it:

No wonder the seals are occupying the island with this massive (18 trillion, according to Aaron Knight) sit-in; that is not just a trigger butt a well documented macro-aggression. #GreyLivesMatter

And this just in, to make your week: McDonalds might offer all-you-can-eat French Fries soon – imagine: ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT! That’s about as politically incorrect as the Trumpster and, I predict, will be equally popular; half will love it and half will loathe it.

mcdonald's fries“Would you like fries with your fries?”

Don’t get too excited though, until such time as we have a new team occupying the White House, the all-you-can-eat option will be mitigated by government intercession. Lady M will determine how much you can eat.

mini-fries“This is all-you-can-eat.”

Because you know how Lady M rolls, everything in moderation:

“No thanks, I’ll just have this broccoli floret,


and this delicious snap pea.”


Because although you can get anything you want at America’s restaurants (h/t Arlo Guthrie), that’s all you really need. And it’s all you can eat.

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Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network