Thursday, May 5, 2016

The Great Chicken Controversy


chicken egg

Q.  Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

                         A.  Does it really matter if you believe believe in gay marriage?

The outpost of left wing totalitarianism raised it’s [trigger warning] ugly little head again in NYC. Mayor de Blasio joined Councilman Danny Dromm from Queens in calling for a boycott of Chick-fil-A restaurants in the city. As a rationale Domm issued the following statement:

“Chick-fil-A is anti-LGBT.” This group imparts a strong anti-LGBT message by forcing their employees and volunteers to adhere to a policy that prohibits same-sex love,” he said. “It is outrageous that Chick-fil-A is quietly spreading its message of hate by funding these types of organizations.” - – NY Business Journal

As far as I can tell (and I’ve looked) nobody has challenged Domm’s unprovable claim that Chick-fil-A forces employees to “adhere to a policy that prohibits same-sex love.” 

chick fil a boycottThe great Chick-fil-A boycott of 2012:  how’s that working out for you?

On it’s face the claim is contrary to the company’s long standing statement:

"The Chick-fil-A culture and service tradition in our restaurants is to treat every person with honor, dignity and respect – regardless of their beliefs, race, creed, sexual orientation or gender," the statement said. "We are a restaurant company comprised of 80,000 individuals who represent different backgrounds and beliefs, and we are all focused on offering great food, service and hospitality."

And I’ve likewise never seen evidence that believing in the biblical definition of marriage makes you a “hater.” In Wonderland however, that religious/cultural belief is prima facie evidence of bigotry. And prima facie is sufficient to land a guilty verdict. Apparently the left’s beloved concept of separation of church and state does not apply to corporations.

So be prepared to get your mind straight [apologies, that probably required a trigger warning]. The New Totalitarians (NewTols™) are no longer content with making you deal with their beliefs, now they require you to embrace them.


They believe in the state religion of Global Warming, so you will be required to enact its tenets. They believe in gay marriage so you will be required to as well, even if your religion rejects it. Because religions are not allowed to be racist, sexist or homophobic. Unless you are a religion of peace.

So while the Islamo-Fascists continue to brutalize and behead gays with impunity, America’s NewTols

calvin well adjusted chickenSee, you let the chicken believe in traditional marriage and the next thing you know…

will go after civilization's real enemies: salt, soda, trans-fats and Chick-fil-A. So don’t worry world, America’s got this one.

Oh, and by the way, Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises in NYC will henceforth be required to use at least 50% black chickens.

cemani-chickens black-03

While they run about $2000 each, don’t worry about the price; at $15/hr for the chicken handlers you already won’t be able to afford it.

chick lineup bullshit

Final quiz question:

Q.  Why did the chicken cross the road?

A.   To come home to roost.

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