Friday, July 24, 2009

Ode to an American Icon

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who’s the “Jackie” at this ball?

It’s me of course, in my string of pearls,

Michelle’s the fairest of all first “girls.”

MOTUS, I love your hand polished glazing

Whatever I wear, it turns out amazing!

You make me appear lean, you make me svelt,

You make me look skinny in my Azzedine belt.

When I gaze fondly into your glass,

I love the way you shrink my ass.

A fashion icon could come undone

If she was seen with a big fat bum.

But thanks to you and the MSMedia,

I’m “fashion forward” in Wikipedia.