Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the “Jackie” at this ball?
It’s me of course, in my string of pearls,
Michelle’s the fairest of all first “girls.”
MOTUS, I love your hand polished glazing
Whatever I wear, it turns out amazing!
You make me appear lean, you make me svelt,
You make me look skinny in my Azzedine belt.
When I gaze fondly into your glass,
I love the way you shrink my ass.
A fashion icon could come undone
If she was seen with a big fat bum.
But thanks to you and the MSMedia,
I’m “fashion forward” in Wikipedia.
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