Friday, August 21, 2009

40 Is The New Numero Uno

It’s official! Lady M is one of the most powerful women in the world! Forbes “Top 100 Most Powerful Women in the World” placed her as number 40.

For the second time in her adult life, MO is proud to be an American. Sure, she’s only number 40, but when they find out who’s really running the country, they’ll bump her up a notch or two. At least enough to overtake Number 36, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton– the bitch!

We’re going to have to work real hard to beat out that old sour-puss German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, for the number one spot though. She’s been numero uno for 4 straight years, and we think it’s time for her and her dumb free-market economic ideas to move on. After all, didn’t Germany practically invent Socialism?

But like I said, it’s going to be tough. She’s recently employed my second cousin, Greta, to “polish” up her image a bit, if you get my drift.

angela merkle

Damn! I hate German engineering and efficiency. And those Leica people think they own the entire field of photo-trans-imaging.