Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Diplomacy In the Age of Nuclear Wintour

What’s going on here?


Does Big Guy really want us to go off the fiscal cliff?  All I know is that I heard Val-Jar explaining that since we WON, he can raise taxes on anybody he darn well feels like. And she reminded him that the Republicans need to be punished…for being Republicans.

So I’d just say, don’t hold your breath during these “negotiations.” And don’t be worried about Big Guy’s implementing the Cloward-Piven strategy (yet). This is just the usual petty, peevish politics. And it’s a Win-Win for Big Guy: more “revenues” to spend, and the Republicans get blamed for screwing the middle class!

Butt never mind that: let’s move on to the real news of the day. Anna Wintour for Ambassador? 

President Barack Obama is considering nominating Anna Wintour, the editor-in-chief of Vogue, to be either his next ambassador to the U.K. or France, as he looks to reward his biggest fundraisers with embassies that never seem out of fashion, according to two people familiar with the matter.

What the heck, why not?

Her reportedly aloof and demanding personality has earned her the nickname “Nuclear Wintour” and inspired the waspish character played by Meryl Streep in the film The Devil Wears Prada.

Nicki Minaj and Anna Wintour attend the Carolina Herrera Spring 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Theater at Lincoln Center on September 12, 2011 in New York City.She has demonstrated her ability to mingle with the natives

She seems to have all the proper qualifications, which is to say she was one of Big Guy’s biggest bundlers. And her handwriting analysis indicates she has all the requisite skills an ambassador needs.

The writer of this signature is a private individual and very difficult for an outsider to get to know.

Ah! Inscrutable; an excellent trait in an Ambassador:



A left slant [ed. of course] indicates a person who may on the surface appear cordial or sociable, and in reality prohibits the entry of most people into her personal world.

ANNA_WintourLike Marlene Dietrich, she just wants to be left alone

Sounds like Big Guy’s soul mate!

obama-eating-wafflesHey, I just want to be left alone…to eat my waffle

There is a very big hook on the crossbar of the 'A', an indication of a personality that craves to acquire the material. Because the signature reveals so little, we can't tell what she craves. It could be knowledge, power, influence, wisdom, or sapphires.

I’m going with b, c, d, and e; I don’t think “a” is material enough.

There are several 'v-shaped formations in 'Anna.' These are the signs of an analytical mind that probes well below the surface for whatever she needs. The writer is also intuitive (there are several breaks between letters), which means she can hop over many islands of methodical facts on the way to her conclusions. She has learned to trust this "gut" response. Plus, fact-jumping accelerates her methodical thinking exponentially.

This is uncanny! That’s just like Big Guy too – skipping over facts on the way to drawing conclusions!

beer summitAlthough that sometimes causes you to act stupidly

The tops of the last 'a' in Anna and also the 'o' in Wintour are open, a signal of a person who enjoys voicing her own views but seldom invests the time to listen to others.

Why would you, when you know that the little people have nothing of import to say?

The 't' in Wintour is two or three times the altitude of the smaller letters. This is a signal of a personal pride that has ascended to the realm of vanity.

Wow! Big Guy’s “altitude” variation is 3 or 4 times that of Anna’s!!


There are hooks at the end of several letters that indicate that the writer is tenacious.

Well, I don’t see any hooks in Big Guy’s script. And he isn’t really tenacious; that’s why he surrounds himself with attack dogs who are.


bo val

Combined with her desire to acquire she won't let go of whatever she gets.

No matter what it takes!

The goals of this writer are practical and well within her fine capabilities.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner here.


And I understand there’s an opening for an Ambassador in Libya.

art_jarrett_afp_gi“I’m Valarie Jarrett, and I approve this message.”



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