Saturday, June 29, 2013

Keep Calm and Read Animal Farm

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Did I read this right?

“Obama is completely under water on the immigration issue – white voters disapprove of his job on the issue by 60-32, Independents disapprove by 59-32, and non-college educated disapprove by 56-36.”

That’s ridiculous; under water? Everyone knows that Big Guy practically walks on water.

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And just who did they get there their numbers from any way – Sarah Palin? And speaking of Sarah, I hear she’s a little fired up over the direction the R-word leaders are taking. Did you read what she said?

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And that’s not all:

Folks like me are barely hanging on to our enlistment papers in any political party – and it’s precisely because flip-flopping political actions like amnesty force us to ask how much more bull from both the elephants in the Republican Party and the jackasses in the Democrat Party we have to swallow before these political machines totally abandon the average commonsense hardworking American. Now we turn to watch the House. If they bless this new “bi-partisan” hyper-partisan devastating plan for amnesty, we’ll know that both private political parties have finally turned their backs on us.
It will then be time to show our parties’ hierarchies what we think of being members of either one of these out-of-touch, arrogant, and dysfunctional political machines.

Boom! We may not be going on safari here in deepest Africa, butt it sounds like Sarah is going after some big game back on the home front.

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I really do feel like I missed something. It’s like I dropped into the middle of Animal Farm and missed the part about the democratic uprising of the animals to overthrow the dictator and went right to the part about the pigs being in charge of everything.

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No wonder Sarah’s torqued off. It sounds like she feels as if she’s been sold out by the wolves in the fold.

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And as you know, wolves are a big problem in Alaska and need to be culled out in order to protect the innocents from their ravenous behavior.

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So it’s always open season where Sarah lives.

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I don’t think it’s a good idea to get in her crosshairs. Metaphorically speaking, of course. It might just be my vantage point, far, far from home, butt it seems like sentiment against the pigs is growing, regardless of their colors or stripes. Murmurs' are spreading among the flock about voting the pigs out altogether and electing an entirely different animal to rule the animals.

I don’t know about you, butt if it were up to me I’d probably go with the bears next time around. Grizzlies I think.

Sure, they can be cute:

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butt when they get their hair up -

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and decide to get in your kitchen (h/t: Dennis Miller) -

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you might want to pack up and get out of town.

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If I were the pigs, I think I’d  watch my back because those Mama Bears seem to be coming out of the woodwork lately: it’s all those hormones, you know.

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“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

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